Transgender jokes

Shower

    • A boy and a girl are showering together. The girl looks down and says to the boy, "Hey, can I touch it?" The boy replies, "Oh hell nah. You already ripped yours off."

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    • Condom

    • If you buy two condoms, but you're banging a woman, it's fine, don't throw it away, just make her transgender.

    I dunno man, worked for me.

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    • Rape

    • How do you get away with rape? Identify as transgender. Women can never be accused of rape, obviously

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    • Woman

    • Some trans "woman" came up to me and told me to act my age so I told him to act his gender

    Jack

    • Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill’s candy, but Jack had a shock with a mouth full of cock cause Jill’s real name was Randy.

    With a tight cheeked fanny and shlong expandy, Jack’s face turned uncanny. Off he ranny to tell granny his best friend was a tranny.

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    • Wikipedia

    • I went to the “lists of women” page on Wikipedia and it was blank.

    Either, Wikipedia is proving women do not exist or John Cena decided to come out as transgender.

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    • Month

    • On the fourth month (Symbolizing 41%) on the first day, transgenders mourn for the trans suicides.

    That day is called "April Fool's."

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