Transgender jokes
What do you call Joey in a room? Transgender.
Why did the transgender man only eat salad?
Because he was a "her" before.
If you buy two condoms, but you're banging a woman, it's fine, don't throw it away, just make her transgender.
I dunno man, worked for me.
How do you get away with rape? Identify as transgender. Women can never be accused of rape, obviously
Transgenders! Men in disguise!
Some trans "woman" came up to me and told me to act my age so I told him to act his gender
I like my men how I like my coffee...
WITHOUT A FUCKING VAGINA!
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill’s candy, but Jack had a shock with a mouth full of cock cause Jill’s real name was Randy.
With a tight cheeked fanny and shlong expandy, Jack’s face turned uncanny. Off he ranny to tell granny his best friend was a tranny.
I went to the “lists of women” page on Wikipedia and it was blank.
Either, Wikipedia is proving women do not exist or John Cena decided to come out as transgender.
Why did the transgender girl want to be a boy?
Because momma never raised no pussy.
On the fourth month (Symbolizing 41%) on the first day, transgenders mourn for the trans suicides.
That day is called "April Fool's."
What do you call two transgender midgets having sex?
A microtransaction.
What do you call a group of transgender women? Ex-Men.
They found out that Michael Jackson was transgender, he went from he/him to hee-hee.
What do you call a group of transgender women?
X-Men.
"Our all-transgender brigade has suffered heavy casualties!"
"What? We haven’t even sent them to fight!"
"They’ve already lost 30% of the unit!"
I thought of telling my teachers that I am transgender so I get to wear my AirPods in class.
A transgender woman with cancer of the tits only has to pay for half the operation.
"Transgenders men in disguise".... A xxx Transformers parody coming soon to DVD.
Your mom is a transgender, your dad took a wrong turn just like his gender, your brother is just gay.