Transgender jokes
What do you call an LGBTQ+ plane?
A biplane.
What do you call it when two transgender midgets have sex?
And microtransaction.
I'm shocked about Donald Trump escaping the transgender accusations. Trump is more talkative than any of the popular girls I went to school with! Not to mention Trump's tweets...
Why do Republican men hate transgender people?
Because they lost a dick-measuring contest to a ladyboy in Thailand!
My best friend is transgender; she transitioned from a man into a woman. I think it's courageous of her to take a pay cut like that.
If you're fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?
What do British politics and transgender people have in common?
Both aren't what they used to be...
If you're fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?
The fourth month (symbolizing 41%) on the first day, transgenders mourn for the trans suicides.
That day is called "April Fool's."
What do you call a transgender person in a wheelchair?
An Autobot.
I recently learned that churches won’t let trans men become priests because they don’t consider trans men as men, which is rather confusing to me.
As a Jew, I don’t know very much about Christianity, but from what I’ve heard, don’t priests love little boys?
Q: Do you know why transgender people are good at being carpenters?
A: Because they have more experience cutting off their wood.
If emo grass cuts itself for you, then what do transgender picture frames do?
If you're fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?
Q: What do you call a group of transgender women?
A: The X-Men.
Why did the transgender man only eat salad?
Because he was a "her" before.
What do you call a transgender person? Nintendo Switch.
Conservatives hate Barack Obama and transgender people for the same exact reason.
They hate change.
A boy and a girl are showering together. The girl looks down and says to the boy, "Hey, can I touch it?" The boy replies, "Oh hell nah. You already ripped yours off."
How do you put an end to MeToo? Just fill those combined showers with transgender women.