Transgender jokes
What do you call a fat transgender midget?
Jigglypuff.
I’d make fun of transgender women, but that’s low hanging fruit.
What do you call a bus full of transgender men? T-Mobile.
Who was the most successful transgender and transracial person in history?
Michael Jackson. He grew up a poor, black boy, and died a rich, white woman.
If you are fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?
I think the military shouldn’t allow trans people, because all they'd do is switch sides.
What do you call an LGBTQ+ plane?
A biplane.
What do you call it when two transgender midgets have sex?
And microtransaction.
I'm shocked about Donald Trump escaping the transgender accusations. Trump is more talkative than any of the popular girls I went to school with! Not to mention Trump's tweets...
Why do Republican men hate transgender people?
Because they lost a dick-measuring contest to a ladyboy in Thailand!
My best friend is transgender; she transitioned from a man into a woman. I think it's courageous of her to take a pay cut like that.
If you're fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?
What do British politics and transgender people have in common?
Both aren't what they used to be...
I have a lot of respect for trans women.
That surgery takes balls!
If you're fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?
The fourth month (symbolizing 41%) on the first day, transgenders mourn for the trans suicides.
That day is called "April Fool's."
What do you call a transgender person in a wheelchair?
An Autobot.
I recently learned that churches won’t let trans men become priests because they don’t consider trans men as men, which is rather confusing to me.
As a Jew, I don’t know very much about Christianity, but from what I’ve heard, don’t priests love little boys?
Q: Do you know why transgender people are good at being carpenters?
A: Because they have more experience cutting off their wood.
If emo grass cuts itself for you, then what do transgender picture frames do?