Tragedy jokes
What did the orphan say to the blind kid?\n\n"Hey, we both can't see our parents!"
On September 11, Gemini ordered three pepperoni pizzas.
One came alone, one was late, and the third went the wrong way.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and orphans?
The parents remember 9/11.
If someone says 67 one more time, I'll say 9/11 and swoop right under their feet like the Twin Towers.
What's funny is that I am typing this in the middle of a document... WAIT JENGA!!!!!!!
What do you call a kid with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite football team? New York Jets!!!
You know how 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9?
Well, how do you think 10 feels being in the middle of 9 11?
Q. What do you get when you cross Vince Li with a bus? A. A whole lot of people who wished they'd missed the bus that day.
Why was 10 scared? Because of 9/11.
Q. What's a 9/11 survivor's least favorite bagel? A. Plain.
America's police phone number is 911 because that is the day they lost everything.
Why can't the English play chess? Because they lost their queen. And why can't the US play chess? Because they lost their towers.
What do you call 3 orphan girls in a tornado?
All of her twist.
My mom: Your life could be worse. You could be Tracy Latimer.
Me: I wish I were Tracy Latimer, then someone would kill me.
My bro’s parents died, but he didn’t know why.
Turns out they died because he was a failure, and he would be going to an orphanage in 4 days.
What am I gonna do on the 5th anniversary of the Parkland shooting?
Shoot a load in you just like I shot those kids ;)
My orphan terrorist friend is on TV... I think he blew up.
Bored? Run over an orphan with your car! What are they going to do, tell their nonexistent parents?
We were making jokes before the second tower even fell!