Tragedy

Tragedy jokes

Orphan

Kid finds genie lamp, wishes to be Batman.

Genie: You're now an orphan.

Orphan

Why did the orphan cross the road?

To try to find his parents, but it was FREAKING USELESS!

Victim

Who were the fastest readers? 9/11 victims. They went through 95 stories in 10 seconds.

Victim

Who are the fastest readers in the world?

The 9/11 victims, they went through 700 stories in 10 seconds.

Reason

I don't usually like to tell 9/11 jokes for two reasons: they're morally wrong, and they tend to crash and burn.

9/11

Whenever you think back to 9/11 and realize there are 12 hours in front of us, why the f*ck didn't they warn us?

Gemini

Decision

On September 11, Gemini ordered three pepperoni pizzas.

One came alone, one was late, and the third went the wrong way.

Orphan

Twin Towers

What's the difference between the Twin Towers and orphans?

The parents remember 9/11.

Twin Towers

Twin Towers

If someone says 67 one more time, I'll say 9/11 and swoop right under their feet like the Twin Towers.

9/11

9/11

America's police phone number is 911 because that is the day they lost everything.

9/11

Twin Towers

Why were the Twin Towers made on 9/11? They ordered pepperoni pizza but got plane.

Orphan

Bored? Run over an orphan with your car! What are they going to do, tell their nonexistent parents?

Osama Bin Laden

911

What's Osama bin Laden's favorite football team? New York Jets!!!

Nine Eleven

Twin Towers

Why was 10 scared? Because of 9/11.

Slogan

Twin Towers

Just do it.