Tragedy jokes
What's the difference between a joke and a tragedy? Timing.
Why don't orphans get offended by dark humor? Because it can't hit home.
I'd make a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't fly anymore.
And if I tried it, it would probably crash and burn.
It just wouldn't help my comedy career take off.
My mom: Your life could be worse. You could be Tracy Latimer.
Me: I wish I were Tracy Latimer, then someone would kill me.
On September 11, Gemini ordered three pepperoni pizzas.
One came alone, one was late, and the third went the wrong way.
What kind of punch takes out 20 children and 8 adults? A Sandy Hook.
Q. Who do you call when a baby with anencephaly is born? A. The funeral home.
I woke up in my bed today.
Who are the fastest readers ever? 9/11 victims, they went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.
In 9/11, people were dying for the pizza. But it was at the bottom, so they had to die for it literally.
Why did Sally not come home from school today?
Because she died by a flying brick!
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and orphans?
The parents remember 9/11.
If someone says 67 one more time, I'll say 9/11 and swoop right under their feet like the Twin Towers.
What's funny is that I am typing this in the middle of a document... WAIT JENGA!!!!!!!
Why was 10 so scared?
He was in the middle of 9/11.
How do terrorists feed their babies?
"Here comes the aeroplane!"
The quiet kid, orphan, and school shooter walked into a bar, and he ordered a beer.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Kamikaze!
Kamikaze wh—
おいおい、お前を殺して、その塔ごと地面に叩き込んでやるぞ! いいな?
Q. What's a 9/11 survivor's least favorite bagel? A. Plain.
What did Osama get on his test when he was a kid? A 9/11.