Tragedy jokes
Kid finds genie lamp, wishes to be Batman.
Genie: You're now an orphan.
What’s the last balloon George Floyd blew up? His heroin balloon.
Why do orphans mehfjekskkskdjfjdkdkks?
What's the difference between Jordan and George Floyd? Jordan had air.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To try to find his parents, but it was FREAKING USELESS!
Who were the fastest readers? 9/11 victims. They went through 95 stories in 10 seconds.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
The 9/11 victims, they went through 700 stories in 10 seconds.
I don't usually like to tell 9/11 jokes for two reasons: they're morally wrong, and they tend to crash and burn.
Whenever you think back to 9/11 and realize there are 12 hours in front of us, why the f*ck didn't they warn us?
On September 11, Gemini ordered three pepperoni pizzas.
One came alone, one was late, and the third went the wrong way.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and orphans?
The parents remember 9/11.
If someone says 67 one more time, I'll say 9/11 and swoop right under their feet like the Twin Towers.
America's police phone number is 911 because that is the day they lost everything.
Why were the Twin Towers made on 9/11? They ordered pepperoni pizza but got plane.
Bored? Run over an orphan with your car! What are they going to do, tell their nonexistent parents?
What do you call 3 orphan girls in a tornado?
All of her twist.
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite football team? New York Jets!!!
Why was 10 scared? Because of 9/11.
You know how 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9?
Well, how do you think 10 feels being in the middle of 9 11?
Just do it.