Tragedy jokes
What’s the worst thing about being suicidal?
The school shooter will always spare you.
There was a little boy named Chris who was addicted to Roblox.
One day, his grandpa fell into a deep coma caused by a head injury.
One day, little Chris went to visit his poor grandpa. He brought his Windows 10 too, but it had no charge in it. After pulling out some wires and placing his into the wall, he started to hear a long beeping sound, but ignored it and continued to play Roblox. Chris's parents came and saw what had happened.
The dad then yelled, "You dumb f***, you killed my father!!!"
Then Chris said "Yeah. He was worth robucks, too."
What do you call a kid with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
The Titanic was in a pickle when they saw the iceberg.
What's the difference between the Queen's death and Princess Diana's death? The Queen died in peace, not pieces.
1) What was Techno's reaction when he died?
2) Where did all the orphans go?
PS: In case you don't get it, it's a pedophile joke, cuz he is one!
I saw an orphan on the street. I said, "Where are your parents?" He cried and said, "My mum and dad died in a car crash!" 😆😆😂😂🤣
Wanna hear a funny joke?
My life.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To try to find his parents, but it was FREAKING USELESS!
Q: Where do you bury the people killed in 9/11?
A: It's already done for you.
What does the orphan have in common with Batman? They both lost their parents.
What did the parents say to the orphans?
"YOU CAN'T SEE ME!"
*School shooting happens.*
Foreign exchange student: *Sobbing under desk.*
American student: "First time?"
Foreign exchange student: "Yeah, you?"
American student: "Hahaha. No, not my first time."
Orphan: "I want to kill my parents."
People: "I don't think you have the facilities for that, big man."
How do you spell racecar backwards?
racecar
How do you spell racecar sideways?
Paul Walker's death.
Why are Americans so bad at chess?
They already lost two towers.
Why can't Kobe go shopping?
He's dead.
Where do you find an orphan? Just look for your mum.
What was the weather forecast when the planes hit the World Trade Center? Partly cloudy with scattered passengers!
When the school shooter is gonna clap the football team but his AK jams: “Take it easy guys, I was just joking!”