Tragedy jokes
How do terrorists feed their babies?
"Here comes the aeroplane!"
The quiet kid, orphan, and school shooter walked into a bar, and he ordered a beer.
I woke up in my bed today.
On September 11, Gemini ordered three pepperoni pizzas.
One came alone, one was late, and the third went the wrong way.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and orphans?
The parents remember 9/11.
If someone says 67 one more time, I'll say 9/11 and swoop right under their feet like the Twin Towers.
What kind of punch takes out 20 children and 8 adults? A Sandy Hook.
What did Kobe say to the helicopter?
"Don't crash!"
Why can’t the USA play chess?
Because they lost their two towers.
What did the dark man say when he found out he had an erectile dysfunction?
"I can't breed! I can't breed! I can't breed!"
R.I.P. Floyd.
Ahmed is a bomber for the Twin Towers.
What did the World Trade Center order from Domino's Pizza?
They ordered two large planes.
Why were the Twin Towers made on 9/11? They ordered pepperoni pizza but got plane.
America's police phone number is 911 because that is the day they lost everything.
Why can't the English play chess? Because they lost their queen. And why can't the US play chess? Because they lost their towers.
Why are English people bad at chess? 'Cause they lost their Queen.
Why can't the US play chess? 'Cause they lost their towers.
What did Osama get on his test when he was a kid? A 9/11.
Who are the fastest readers ever? 9/11 victims, they went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.
In 9/11, people were dying for the pizza. But it was at the bottom, so they had to die for it literally.
Why did Sally not come home from school today?
Because she got hit by a bus.