Tragedy jokes
The twins ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.
Why couldn't your mom make you dinner? Because she's dead!
Biden did 9/10.
What does the school shooter do after he shoots a victim? He shoots more kids in them!
Kid finds genie lamp, wishes to be Batman.
Genie: You're now an orphan.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To try to find his parents, but it was FREAKING USELESS!
When your mom says it will all be ok if you just......... *there is blood on the floor*
What type of jokes do you tell an orphan?
Family jokes.
I went to the orphanage and shot everyone in there. It's not like anyone will attend their funeral.
Mum: Why are you throwing a paper plane at the twins?
Me: 😈
I wasn't close to my dad when he died.
Which was good. He died during 9/11.
Why would you shoot up an innocent school... if your aimbot's dead and you can't commit headshots only?
Why do orphans mehfjekskkskdjfjdkdkks?
Why did the orphan cross the road and stop in a lane? To get run over.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap until their parents come back.
Who were the fastest readers? 9/11 victims. They went through 95 stories in 10 seconds.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
The 9/11 victims, they went through 700 stories in 10 seconds.
I don't usually like to tell 9/11 jokes for two reasons: they're morally wrong, and they tend to crash and burn.
Whenever you think back to 9/11 and realize there are 12 hours in front of us, why the f*ck didn't they warn us?
Why don't orphans get offended by dark humor? Because it can't hit home.