Tragedy jokes
Why couldn't your mom make you dinner? Because she's dead!
What does the school shooter do after he shoots a victim? He shoots more kids in them!
My orphan terrorist friend is on TV... I think he blew up.
The twins ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap until their parents come back.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To try to find his parents, but it was FREAKING USELESS!
Why did the orphan cross the road and stop in a lane? To get run over.
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What's the difference between Jordan and George Floyd? Jordan had air.
Kid finds genie lamp, wishes to be Batman.
Genie: You're now an orphan.
Who were the fastest readers? 9/11 victims. They went through 95 stories in 10 seconds.
I don't usually like to tell 9/11 jokes for two reasons: they're morally wrong, and they tend to crash and burn.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
The 9/11 victims, they went through 700 stories in 10 seconds.
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite football team? New York Jets!!!
Why was 10 scared? Because of 9/11.
You know how 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9?
Well, how do you think 10 feels being in the middle of 9 11?
Just do it.
What's the difference between a joke and a tragedy? Timing.
Q. What do you get when you cross Vince Li with a bus? A. A whole lot of people who wished they'd missed the bus that day.
Why can’t the USA play chess?
Because they lost their two towers.