Tragedy jokes
DDLC be like: "You kinda left her (Sayori) hanging."
And Yuri TOOK A SEAT...
On the floor.
And died.
The end.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because his parents couldn’t help him out!
What do the Twin Towers and murder victims have in common?
Both were owned by their own kind.
Why do people always talk about 9/11, but seriously, just let it sit there, like the rubble it is.
My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
What's the best thing about 9/11 jokes...
They make you collapse with laughter because the Twin Towers collapsed.
The terrorists got a killstreak of 2,996; they are popping off, bro.
My Mom said, "I have a daughter that killed herself for getting bullied."
Well, I said, "Have you seen her?"
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To die on the other side.
What kind of punch hurts a kid the most?
A sandy hook.
What's better than one dead baby?
Two dead babies.
People in 1912: The Titanic is unsinkable!
Iceberg: Hold my beer.
Anyone else think High School Musical would have been a better film with a school shooter?
My grandpa was a great pilot, but he died on September 11, 2001.
Who are the fastest readers? Nine-eleven victims, because they fell through 720 stories in under 10 seconds.
Want to hear an abortion joke, or any joke for that matter? You have that option, and you can thank your mother for that.
But that's a question that will never be heard by an aborted unborn baby, whose only option was death. And that's no joke.
People tell Kobe to fly high, but when he flew high, he died.
Someone telling a joke:
Boy: "My parents are dead."
Girl: "My grandad is too."
Orphan who listened to it: "That joke is dead!"
Person who told the joke: "So is your family!"
"FUCK IT HURTS SO BAD PLEASE SEND AN AMBULANCE I CAN'T BREATHE (I am Paul Walker btw)"
I told a 9/11 joke to my friends today.
It didn't land well.