Tragedy Jokes

After the school shooting, Joe pretended to be a victim while his sister ate the flesh of the fallen.

I put a pipe bomb in an orphanage. 🤡🤡

Imagine being an orphan. *kid beside me crying*

They asked JFK Jr. if he wanted to shower before his flight. He said, "No, I'll just wash up on shore!"

Even if you do burn down an orphanage, it's not gonna matter. It's not like they have homes.

Why is the sinking of Titanic different to sinking rapboat?

Titanic sinking was a tragedy, rapboat sinking is fucking funny.

My life, part 2.

One day Billy, Bob, and Doo Da went fishing in a small boat. None of them could swim, and they had no life jackets.

Doo Da suddenly started yelling, "I got one boys!" as he started trying to reel the fish in. It was way too large for him to get onto the boat, and he fell into the water. The fish had a nice meal that night. Billy and Bob were in shock but knew they had to tell Mrs. Doo Da.

Upon arriving at her house, they did rock, paper, scissors on who had to tell her the news. Bob lost. He slowly rang the doorbell, and Mrs. Doo Da answered. "U-uhm.. we...Doo D-Da..f-fish..." Bob stuttered, then he screamed and ran off. Billy went to go retrieve his friend. Billy had a nice little talk with him and slapped him across the face to get him to just say what happened. Soon, the two men returned to Mrs. Doo Da's house and rang the doorbell again. She opened the door and looked at the two men and asked, "I've been trying to call Doo Da, and he hasn't answered, is he ok?" Bob took a deep breath and took a step forward with a smile on his face. He sang, "We went fishing, guess who died, Doo Da, Doo Da. He smiled and he said good bye, we mourn Doo Da today."

A child was walking through the forest when a wolf jumped in front of him. The child saw that the wolf had no leg. He then became a terrorist and caused 9/11.

Kid: “What happened to Dad?”

Mom: “He flew into the Twin Towers.”

You know how on Snapchat "hmu" means hit me up? A school posted "smu." Nikolas Cruz responded.

9/11 was pretty great to me, it's just hilarious to watch people lose at Jenga.

I never understood school shooting jokes.

I guess they were aimed at younger audiences.

(Titanic ll) yeah boyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy :) (iceberg) ok at least there isn't 99 more titanics (99 more titanics pop up) yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh boy:) (iceberg) :(