Tragedy jokes
Levon Aronian's wife died in a car crash. That's wheelie unfortunate.
I will always remember my baby sister's last words: "What is the fire for?"
Why don't orphans get offended by dark humor? Because it can't hit home.
September 11th. #BringYourPlaneToWorkDay
Most women are like the Twin Towers.
It's all fun and good when guys fly through them, but once the little people come jumping off them, it becomes sad and awful.
All these 9/11 jokes need to stop.
My uncle died in 9/11. At least he died doing what he loves: flying planes.
The second worst thing to happen to these orphans!
Time flies by, doesn’t it?
But the plane in 9/11 didn’t.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it’s between 9/11.
What game did Al-Qaeda play with the Twin Towers on September 11th, 2001? Jenga.
What was going through the heads of people in Manhattan witnessing 9/11?
Tower 1...
Why were the Twin Towers mad at 9/11?
They ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
Even if you do burn down an orphanage, it's not gonna matter. It's not like they have homes.
My dad died in 9/11, and that was the second worst thing that happened to me with a plane, next to Soul Plane.
What do you call an orphan's parents?
Dead meat.
What's the worst thing about committing suicide? You can only do it once.
What's the only regret you would have when you eventually kill yourself? It wasn't sooner.
Every time I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.
I've never seen my dad since September 11. I wonder where he is...
What did Kobe say to the helicopter?
"Don't crash!"
Where did the orphans go when the orphanage blew up?
Everywhere.