Tragedy jokes
I swear bro, this time I don't want any jokes on 9/11. Like people actually died, like that shit is just plane wrong. 💀
All my 9/11 jokes crash and burn.
There was a school fire. I pushed the wheelchair kid into the fire and said, "Hot wheels!"
"Why didn't the boy pick up his ice cream?" - Margaret
"Why?" - Depressed boy
"Because he got ran over." - Margaret
"I wish that was me." - Depressed boy
My uncle died on 9/11. Her last words were "Allahu Akbar."
Can never tell a funny 9/11 joke. They always collapse and burn.
Y'all, these 9/11 jokes ain't funny. I ordered a plain pizza in the Twin Towers.
How do you make an orphan clap until his hands bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come home.
Why can you say "Kobe" even though you missed?
Because he didn't land either.
You know what orphans and Batman have in common? They'll both never see their parents again.
The first orphan joke be like: What does the orphan not have?
A family.
The school shooter points the gun at the emo kid. While the shooter tries to shoot him, the emo kid dodges the bullets like in the Matrix and takes the gun away from the shooter and shoots himself.
What world record did the people in 9/11 get?
The world record for going down 80 floors in a matter of seconds.
Wanna hear a joke?
My life.
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite football team? New York Jets!!!
Why was 10 scared? Because of 9/11.
You know how 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9?
Well, how do you think 10 feels being in the middle of 9 11?
Just do it.
What's funny is that I am typing this in the middle of a document... WAIT JENGA!!!!!!!
Why was 10 so scared?
He was in the middle of 9/11.