Tragedy

Tragedy jokes

Tower

Twin Towers

Why can’t the USA play chess?

Because they lost their two towers.

9/11

Twin Towers

Why was 10 scared? Because it was scared of 9/11. And why did I have to take a fall? I have nothing to do with the big II.

Erectile Dysfunction

What did the dark man say when he found out he had an erectile dysfunction?

"I can't breed! I can't breed! I can't breed!"

R.I.P. Floyd.

Ahmed

Twin Towers

Ahmed is a bomber for the Twin Towers.

Tower

Twin Towers

The Towers wanted pepperoni pizza, but they got planned.

Osama Bin Laden

911

What's Osama bin Laden's favorite football team? New York Jets!!!

Nine Eleven

Twin Towers

Why was 10 scared? Because of 9/11.

9/11

9/11

America's police phone number is 911 because that is the day they lost everything.

Chess

Twin Towers

Why can't the English play chess? Because they lost their queen. And why can't the US play chess? Because they lost their towers.

9/11

Twin Towers

Why were the Twin Towers made on 9/11? They ordered pepperoni pizza but got plane.

Failure

My bro’s parents died, but he didn’t know why.

Turns out they died because he was a failure, and he would be going to an orphanage in 4 days.

Life

My mom: Your life could be worse. You could be Tracy Latimer.

Me: I wish I were Tracy Latimer, then someone would kill me.

Orphan

Bored? Run over an orphan with your car! What are they going to do, tell their nonexistent parents?

Kobe

Kobe is a legend and is nothing to joke about. Wait till you crash and burn!

Shooting

What am I gonna do on the 5th anniversary of the Parkland shooting?

Shoot a load in you just like I shot those kids ;)