Tragedy jokes
The only difference between my grandma and the twin towers is that they collapsed faster than my grandma.
I was going to make a 9/11 joke, but I'm afraid it will crash and burn.
What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? One dead baby nailed to ten trees.
I'm at school and this website isn't blocked, and I need help on who did 9/11?
You know what orphans and Batman have in common? They'll both never see their parents again.
How do you make an orphan clap until his hands bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come home.
What's the difference between pizza deliveries and the Twin Towers?
Pizza deliveries get their orders right.
The school shooter points the gun at the emo kid. While the shooter tries to shoot him, the emo kid dodges the bullets like in the Matrix and takes the gun away from the shooter and shoots himself.
The first orphan joke be like: What does the orphan not have?
A family.
Y'all, these 9/11 jokes ain't funny. I ordered a plain pizza in the Twin Towers.
On the day of 9/11, the WTC's ordered cheese and pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
What world record did the people in 9/11 get?
The world record for going down 80 floors in a matter of seconds.
How do you get an orphan's hands to bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come home!
What does Sonic say when he's bored?
Punch an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
Why can you say "Kobe" even though you missed?
Because he didn't land either.
The last thing the victims were thinking was, "Is there 9 or 11 stories?"
Wanna hear a joke?
My life.
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite football team? New York Jets!!!
You know how 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9?
Well, how do you think 10 feels being in the middle of 9 11?
Just do it.