Who are the fastest readers? Nine-eleven victims, because they fell through 720 stories in under 10 seconds.
Tragedy Jokes
"FUCK IT HURTS SO BAD PLEASE SEND AN AMBULANCE I CAN'T BREATHE (I am Paul Walker btw)"
Want to hear an abortion joke, or any joke for that matter? You have that option, and you can thank your mother for that.
But that's a question that will never be heard by an aborted unborn baby, whose only option was death. And that's no joke.
People tell Kobe to fly high, but when he flew high, he died.
Someone telling a joke:
Boy: "My parents are dead."
Girl: "My grandad is too."
Orphan who listened to it: "That joke is dead!"
Person who told the joke: "So is your family!"
I told a 9/11 joke to my friends today.
It didn't land well.
Gwen, we can chat in 2 months. My aunt just died from COVID, and it is taking forever for us to get there to California. I love you, your boyfriend, Prince!
When the school shooter kills five people, and the autistic kid yells, "Heroes never die!"
The Titanic basically nominated all the passengers for the ice bucket challenge.
What does the orphan have in common with Batman? They both lost their parents.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers in the world?
Because they went through 90 stories in just 10 seconds!
Stop making jokes about Kobe.
What was the last thing that went through the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
Lololol get it? They fell from like 100 feet.
Why is America so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
What's black and yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of orphans.
God bless the shooting that happened.
I pushed the disabled kid into a fire, then called him "Hot Wheels."
My mom said she would miss me if I committed suicide, so we made it double.
I love these orphan jokes. It's not like they're gonna go tell their parents. ☠
My great uncle died in a concentration camp.
He fell off one of the guard towers.
