Tragedy jokes
What's the best thing about 9/11 jokes...
They make you collapse with laughter because the Twin Towers collapsed.
Ahmed is a bomber for the Twin Towers.
How do terrorists feed their children?
Here comes the airplane.
I called an orphan Spiderman because he's "no way home."
Why did the chicken cross the towers?
Because he ordered a plane pizza and didn’t get to the other side.
WORLDWIDE RAP: Takin’ a Battery Park tour in Calgary, a Mali rapport and a factory in Lahore in an Annapolis store, Calgary's core, went to Nairobi’s floor and visited Valerie Moore, then bought some Shanghai decor and got salaries in Seoul’s war, studied the Vatican’s lore, wanted to see Manhattan’s allure and visit the Galilee shore to check Napoli’s score, a tragedy in Warsaw, Palmyra before, check out the cavalry corps, went to a Bali resort, a Madrid encore but had to take a Hackney detour.
What's black and found on top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking during a house fire.
What did death say during a helicopter crash?
KOBE!
I wasn't close to my father when he died. Which is lucky because he stepped on a landmine.
Why do Japanese people hate Christmas?
Because the last time a "FatMan" went down their chimney they lost half of their population.
Why am I in jail?
All I did was cause 9/11.
What’s a 9/11 victim’s least favorite song?
Drowning Pool - Bodies.
You can only say "Kobe" now when you're playing flight simulator.
Why was 10 afraid?
Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
Where did the orphan go after the orphanage blew up everywhere?
Why would you shoot up an innocent school... if your aimbot's dead and you can't commit headshots only?
What do you call plane crash victims?
Down to earth people.
Why are English people bad at chess? 'Cause they lost their Queen.
Why can't the US play chess? 'Cause they lost their towers.
Hey, are you a terrorist? 'Cause I rate you 9/11.
What’s the worst song to play in front of a vegetable? “James Brown - Get on Up”
What’s the worst song to play in front of a handicapped kid? “Van Halen - Jump”
What's the worst song to play in front of a black man in Minneapolis? “I Can't Breathe - Juice Wrld”