Tragedy jokes
What did Spiderman say on September 11th, 2001?
"Look out, Here comes the Spiderman!"
My best friend was recently gunned down in a drive-by shooting and died a virgin, but he wasn’t buried one.
What did the mom say to the twins?
"Go crash a plane!"
“Life is going swimmingly,”
“Tell that to Whitney Houston.”
Kms.
Why didn't the child go to school?
Because he died of a heroin overdose.
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would probably go up in flames.
It's way too soon for Kobe jokes.
They never land well.
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning?
It has better reactions than the Twin Towers.
I was going to make a 9/11 joke, but I'm afraid it will crash and burn.
Wanna hear a joke?
My life.
Why would you shoot up an innocent school... if your aimbot's dead and you can't commit headshots only?
When your mom says it will all be ok if you just......... *there is blood on the floor*
What’s the last balloon George Floyd blew up? His heroin balloon.
I wasn't close to my dad when he died.
Which was good. He died during 9/11.
I went to the orphanage and shot everyone in there. It's not like anyone will attend their funeral.
Mum: Why are you throwing a paper plane at the twins?
Me: 😈
What type of jokes do you tell an orphan?
Family jokes.
We were making jokes before the second tower even fell!
Biden did 9/10.