Tragedy jokes
Wanna hear a joke?
My life.
Why don't orphans get offended by dark humor? Because it can't hit home.
My mom: Your life could be worse. You could be Tracy Latimer.
Me: I wish I were Tracy Latimer, then someone would kill me.
My bro’s parents died, but he didn’t know why.
Turns out they died because he was a failure, and he would be going to an orphanage in 4 days.
I wasn't close to my dad when he died.
Which was good. He died during 9/11.
What type of jokes do you tell an orphan?
Family jokes.
I went to the orphanage and shot everyone in there. It's not like anyone will attend their funeral.
Mum: Why are you throwing a paper plane at the twins?
Me: 😈
When your mom says it will all be ok if you just......... *there is blood on the floor*
Why would you shoot up an innocent school... if your aimbot's dead and you can't commit headshots only?
Why did the orphan cross the road and stop in a lane? To get run over.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap until their parents come back.
My orphan terrorist friend is on TV... I think he blew up.
Kobe is a legend and is nothing to joke about. Wait till you crash and burn!
What am I gonna do on the 5th anniversary of the Parkland shooting?
Shoot a load in you just like I shot those kids ;)
Why couldn't your mom make you dinner? Because she's dead!
We were making jokes before the second tower even fell!
Biden did 9/10.
What does the school shooter do after he shoots a victim? He shoots more kids in them!
The twins ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.