Tragedy jokes
My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
Nothing bad ever happens to the Kennedys! Except that one headshot, but we don’t talk about that.
Wanna hear a joke?
My life.
A suicide bomber's biggest fear is not exploding.
Me: Dark humor jokes are like a mother's love.
Orphan: How come?
Me: You wouldn't get it.
Orphan: . . . .
Six was scared of seven because 7 8 9, so why was 10 scared? Because he was caught between 9/11.
A young boy is stood on the top of a cliff crying. A priest approaches and says, "Why are you crying my son?" "My parents just crashed the car off the cliff and died." "It's just not your day today is it?" Said the priest, unbuttoning his flies.
I pushed the disabled kid into a fire, then called him "Hot Wheels."
What did Osama get on his test when he was a kid? A 9/11.
What hit the ground first in a tree, a leaf or an emo kid?
The leaf, because an emo kid got a rope to save him!
Walk up to the quiet kid and tell him to hang in there. Trust me, you won’t regret it.
Did you know the people in the twin towers were great readers?
Yeah, they went through 80 stories in seconds.
What’s the name of OceanGate’s next submarine?
Judging by the breathing conditions on their subs, I bet they’ll call it the "George Floyd."
My mom: Your life could be worse. You could be Tracy Latimer.
Me: I wish I were Tracy Latimer, then someone would kill me.
Who were the fastest readers? 9/11 victims. They went through 95 stories in 10 seconds.
My dad died on 9/11. He was a great pilot.
Titanic is like our president; it cracks in half and dies.
I would tell you a joke about 9/11, but it would come crashing down on you.
Hey, Kenya, what is your favorite song?
"Lonely."
Why does 9/11 only get a day, but Pride gets an entire month?
Because pride is a bigger tragedy.