Tragedy jokes
People in 1912: The Titanic is unsinkable!
Iceberg: Hold my beer.
My Mom said, "I have a daughter that killed herself for getting bullied."
Well, I said, "Have you seen her?"
What's the best thing about 9/11 jokes...
They make you collapse with laughter because the Twin Towers collapsed.
The terrorists got a killstreak of 2,996; they are popping off, bro.
My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To die on the other side.
My grandpa was a great pilot, but he died on September 11, 2001.
What kind of punch hurts a kid the most?
A sandy hook.
What's better than one dead baby?
Two dead babies.
Who are the fastest readers? Nine-eleven victims, because they fell through 720 stories in under 10 seconds.
"FUCK IT HURTS SO BAD PLEASE SEND AN AMBULANCE I CAN'T BREATHE (I am Paul Walker btw)"
Want to hear an abortion joke, or any joke for that matter? You have that option, and you can thank your mother for that.
But that's a question that will never be heard by an aborted unborn baby, whose only option was death. And that's no joke.
People tell Kobe to fly high, but when he flew high, he died.
Someone telling a joke:
Boy: "My parents are dead."
Girl: "My grandad is too."
Orphan who listened to it: "That joke is dead!"
Person who told the joke: "So is your family!"
I told a 9/11 joke to my friends today.
It didn't land well.
Gwen, we can chat in 2 months. My aunt just died from COVID, and it is taking forever for us to get there to California. I love you, your boyfriend, Prince!
When the school shooter kills five people, and the autistic kid yells, "Heroes never die!"
The Titanic basically nominated all the passengers for the ice bucket challenge.
What does the orphan have in common with Batman? They both lost their parents.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers in the world?
Because they went through 90 stories in just 10 seconds!