Tragedy jokes
What did Kobe say to the helicopter?
"Don't crash!"
Why can’t the USA play chess?
Because they lost their two towers.
What did the dark man say when he found out he had an erectile dysfunction?
"I can't breed! I can't breed! I can't breed!"
R.I.P. Floyd.
Ahmed is a bomber for the Twin Towers.
Just do it.
Kobe: "Don't crash!"
Helicopter: *Crashes*
Why was 10 scared? Because it was scared of 9/11. And why did I have to take a fall? I have nothing to do with the big II.
What do you call 3 orphan girls in a tornado?
All of her twist.
What am I gonna do on the 5th anniversary of the Parkland shooting?
Shoot a load in you just like I shot those kids ;)
Bored? Run over an orphan with your car! What are they going to do, tell their nonexistent parents?
Why don't orphans get offended by dark humor? Because it can't hit home.
My mom: Your life could be worse. You could be Tracy Latimer.
Me: I wish I were Tracy Latimer, then someone would kill me.
My bro’s parents died, but he didn’t know why.
Turns out they died because he was a failure, and he would be going to an orphanage in 4 days.
I'd make a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't fly anymore.
And if I tried it, it would probably crash and burn.
It just wouldn't help my comedy career take off.
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite football team? New York Jets!!!
The Towers wanted pepperoni pizza, but they got planned.
Famous last words.
Twin towers: “Is it a bird, is it Superman? AAAAAHHHHHH SHHHHHIIIIIIIIIZZ!”
Dark humor is like cancer, it's even funnier when kids get it.
Why didn't Superman save the Twin Towers?
Because he's a quadriplegic.
I asked my uncle why he was living on the streets.
He said that he wasn't always on the streets, he used to have a job at these two towers. I asked him what happened, and he said two planes happened.