Tragedy jokes
Why can’t the USA play chess?
Because they lost their two towers.
Why was 10 scared? Because it was scared of 9/11. And why did I have to take a fall? I have nothing to do with the big II.
What did the dark man say when he found out he had an erectile dysfunction?
"I can't breed! I can't breed! I can't breed!"
R.I.P. Floyd.
Ahmed is a bomber for the Twin Towers.
The Towers wanted pepperoni pizza, but they got planned.
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite football team? New York Jets!!!
Why was 10 scared? Because of 9/11.
You know how 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9?
Well, how do you think 10 feels being in the middle of 9 11?
America's police phone number is 911 because that is the day they lost everything.
Why can't the English play chess? Because they lost their queen. And why can't the US play chess? Because they lost their towers.
Why were the Twin Towers made on 9/11? They ordered pepperoni pizza but got plane.
My bro’s parents died, but he didn’t know why.
Turns out they died because he was a failure, and he would be going to an orphanage in 4 days.
My mom: Your life could be worse. You could be Tracy Latimer.
Me: I wish I were Tracy Latimer, then someone would kill me.
Bored? Run over an orphan with your car! What are they going to do, tell their nonexistent parents?
What do you call 3 orphan girls in a tornado?
All of her twist.
Kobe is a legend and is nothing to joke about. Wait till you crash and burn!
We were making jokes before the second tower even fell!
What am I gonna do on the 5th anniversary of the Parkland shooting?
Shoot a load in you just like I shot those kids ;)
My orphan terrorist friend is on TV... I think he blew up.
The twins ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.