Tragedy jokes
The difference between George Floyd and Kobe Bryant is Kobe got air.
All my 9/11 jokes crash and burn.
My uncle died on 9/11. Her last words were "Allahu Akbar."
Y'all, these 9/11 jokes ain't funny. I ordered a plain pizza in the Twin Towers.
I was going to make a 9/11 joke, but I'm afraid it will crash and burn.
The last thing the victims were thinking was, "Is there 9 or 11 stories?"
Wanna hear a joke?
My life.
I'd make a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't fly anymore.
And if I tried it, it would probably crash and burn.
It just wouldn't help my comedy career take off.
Why were the Twin Towers made on 9/11? They ordered pepperoni pizza but got plane.
Why are English people bad at chess? 'Cause they lost their Queen.
Why can't the US play chess? 'Cause they lost their towers.
What did Osama get on his test when he was a kid? A 9/11.
Who are the fastest readers ever? 9/11 victims, they went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.
In 9/11, people were dying for the pizza. But it was at the bottom, so they had to die for it literally.
Why did Sally not come home from school today?
Because she got hit by a bus.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered pizzas and they only got plain: one came late, and then went to the wrong location.
Just do it.
What's the difference between a joke and a tragedy? Timing.
What did Kobe say to the helicopter?
"Don't crash!"
Why did Sally not come home from school today?
Because she died by a flying brick!
Q: What song were the pilots of 9/11 listening to? A: 'So Let's Set The World On Fire.'