Tragedy jokes
My uncle died on 9/11. Her last words were "Allahu Akbar."
How do you get an orphan's hands to bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come home!
What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? One dead baby nailed to ten trees.
What's the difference between pizza deliveries and the Twin Towers?
Pizza deliveries get their orders right.
I'm at school and this website isn't blocked, and I need help on who did 9/11?
You know what orphans and Batman have in common? They'll both never see their parents again.
How do you make an orphan clap until his hands bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come home.
The school shooter points the gun at the emo kid. While the shooter tries to shoot him, the emo kid dodges the bullets like in the Matrix and takes the gun away from the shooter and shoots himself.
Why can you say "Kobe" even though you missed?
Because he didn't land either.
The first orphan joke be like: What does the orphan not have?
A family.
My best friend was recently gunned down in a drive-by shooting and died a virgin, but he wasn’t buried one.
The difference between George Floyd and Kobe Bryant is Kobe got air.
Wanna hear a joke?
My life.
Q. What do you get when you cross Vince Li with a bus? A. A whole lot of people who wished they'd missed the bus that day.
Q. What's a 9/11 survivor's least favorite bagel? A. Plain.
Just do it.
What's the difference between a joke and a tragedy? Timing.
What did Kobe say to the helicopter?
"Don't crash!"
What did the World Trade Center order from Domino's Pizza?
They ordered two large planes.
Kobe: "Don't crash!"
Helicopter: *Crashes*