Whenever you think back to 9/11 and realize there are 12 hours in front of us, why the f*ck didn't they warn us?
Tragedy Jokes
My bro’s parents died, but he didn’t know why.
Turns out they died because he was a failure, and he would be going to an orphanage in 4 days.
I don't think it's a good idea for AISH workers to date each other.
If there's ever a shooting at one of those offices, the kid would lose both parents.
Famous last words.
Twin towers: “Is it a bird, is it Superman? AAAAAHHHHHH SHHHHHIIIIIIIIIZZ!”
Why didn't Superman save the Twin Towers?
Because he's a quadriplegic.
Dark humor is like cancer, it's even funnier when kids get it.
DDLC be like: "You kinda left her (Sayori) hanging."
And Yuri TOOK A SEAT...
On the floor.
And died.
The end.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because his parents couldn’t help him out!
What do the Twin Towers and murder victims have in common?
Both were owned by their own kind.
Why do people always talk about 9/11, but seriously, just let it sit there, like the rubble it is.
Anyone else think High School Musical would have been a better film with a school shooter?
People in 1912: The Titanic is unsinkable!
Iceberg: Hold my beer.
My Mom said, "I have a daughter that killed herself for getting bullied."
Well, I said, "Have you seen her?"
What's the best thing about 9/11 jokes...
They make you collapse with laughter because the Twin Towers collapsed.
The terrorists got a killstreak of 2,996; they are popping off, bro.
My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To die on the other side.
My grandpa was a great pilot, but he died on September 11, 2001.
What kind of punch hurts a kid the most?
A sandy hook.
What's better than one dead baby?
Two dead babies.
