Tragedy jokes
My uncle died on 9/11. Her last words were "Allahu Akbar."
"Why didn't the boy pick up his ice cream?" - Margaret
"Why?" - Depressed boy
"Because he got ran over." - Margaret
"I wish that was me." - Depressed boy
Can never tell a funny 9/11 joke. They always collapse and burn.
Y'all, these 9/11 jokes ain't funny. I ordered a plain pizza in the Twin Towers.
There was a school fire. I pushed the wheelchair kid into the fire and said, "Hot wheels!"
The difference between George Floyd and Kobe Bryant is Kobe got air.
All my 9/11 jokes crash and burn.
Every time I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.
9/11 is not funny. It's just plane disrespectful to make fun of it.
The only difference between my grandma and the twin towers is that they collapsed faster than my grandma.
What's black and found on top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking during a house fire.
The last thing the victims were thinking was, "Is there 9 or 11 stories?"
I swear bro, this time I don't want any jokes on 9/11. Like people actually died, like that shit is just plane wrong. 💀
How do you make an orphan clap until his hands bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come home.
Why can you say "Kobe" even though you missed?
Because he didn't land either.
You know what orphans and Batman have in common? They'll both never see their parents again.
The school shooter points the gun at the emo kid. While the shooter tries to shoot him, the emo kid dodges the bullets like in the Matrix and takes the gun away from the shooter and shoots himself.
The first orphan joke be like: What does the orphan not have?
A family.
What does Sonic say when he's bored?
Punch an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
What world record did the people in 9/11 get?
The world record for going down 80 floors in a matter of seconds.