Tragedy jokes
The first orphan joke be like: What does the orphan not have?
A family.
I'm at school and this website isn't blocked, and I need help on who did 9/11?
How do you make an orphan clap until his hands bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come home.
You know what orphans and Batman have in common? They'll both never see their parents again.
What's black and found on top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking during a house fire.
The last thing the victims were thinking was, "Is there 9 or 11 stories?"
On the day of 9/11, the WTC's ordered cheese and pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
What world record did the people in 9/11 get?
The world record for going down 80 floors in a matter of seconds.
What does Sonic say when he's bored?
Punch an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
How do you get an orphan's hands to bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come home!
I was going to make a 9/11 joke, but I'm afraid it will crash and burn.
It's way too soon for Kobe jokes.
They never land well.
Kms.
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning?
It has better reactions than the Twin Towers.
What did Spiderman say on September 11th, 2001?
"Look out, Here comes the Spiderman!"
Why didn't the child go to school?
Because he died of a heroin overdose.
My best friend was recently gunned down in a drive-by shooting and died a virgin, but he wasn’t buried one.
“Life is going swimmingly,”
“Tell that to Whitney Houston.”
I'd make you fall harder than the South Tower.
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would probably go up in flames.