Why is everyone trying to make a big deal out of this? My family were only flying to Pakistan and crashed into 2 towers.
What do you call a circus show? A school shooter.
I'd make a 9/11 joke, but they always crash and burn.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell him, "Clap your hands until your mom comes."
Chris Benoit is like a depressed orphan because he killed his family.
BRAKING NEWS!
Little Johnny's dead!
Joke 1) 9/11 was such a tragedy... Two drunk people drove a plane into a building.
Joke 2) If 6-2=4, why are there no more towers?
Joke 3) Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Whatever it is, it’s heading straight for the World Trade Center.
I was at a funeral for some kids in a school shooting. I don't understand why everyone was so sad, so I asked a lady, "what's so sad?" and she said "What do you think was running through these kid's heads before they died?" I replied "probably a bullet". She gasped and said "do you have any idea how insensitive that is? What do you think is running through their parent's heads?" I said "probably all the money they're losing from this funeral."
Why is September 11th the best birthday ever? No one forgets it :)
