Tragedy jokes
BRAKING NEWS!
Little Johnny's dead!
What is big and stupid?
The Titanic.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.
How did they know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head and shoulders in the glove compartment.
An orphanage got robbed yesterday. Let's just say that's the second worst thing to happen to those orphans. At least they didn't end up like their parents.
Whenever you think back to 9/11 and realize there are 12 hours in front of us, why the f*ck didn't they warn us?
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza but it came plain.
Every kid in a classroom is relevant, because if one of them gets shot, they will all be featured on the news.
What did the helicopter say to the mountain?
Kobe.
You know some of these jokes took me 9 minutes and 11 seconds to realize. When I did, it hit me like a plane.
What starts with the letter M, ends with -arriage and is a man's favorite thing? Miscarriage. That joke never gets old, just like the baby.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni and got plane.
Nobody:
Titanic: sYnCccCc
Iceberg: yAaaYeEee
People: yAaanOooO
Ocean: fUuudD
Sandy Hook is my favorite holiday.
What does the plane that hit the Twin Towers and milk have in common?
My dad went to get both and never came back.
I think Paul Walker and 9/11 jokes are great, but when I tell them to others, they tend to crash and burn.
What do pedophiles and Sandy Hook have in common? Shooting up schoolchildren.
My dad died in 9/11. At least he did what he loves best: flying planes.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To die on the other side.
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?
Their last big hit was the wall.
What do an ice cream cone and a Ukrainian orphanage have in common?
Children scream when they melt.