Tragedy jokes
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would probably go up in flames.
It's way too soon for Kobe jokes.
They never land well.
Can never tell a funny 9/11 joke. They always collapse and burn.
Every time I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.
There was a school fire. I pushed the wheelchair kid into the fire and said, "Hot wheels!"
9/11 is not funny. It's just plane disrespectful to make fun of it.
I'm at school and this website isn't blocked, and I need help on who did 9/11?
What's the difference between pizza deliveries and the Twin Towers?
Pizza deliveries get their orders right.
What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? One dead baby nailed to ten trees.
You know what orphans and Batman have in common? They'll both never see their parents again.
How do you make an orphan clap until his hands bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come home.
Why can you say "Kobe" even though you missed?
Because he didn't land either.
The first orphan joke be like: What does the orphan not have?
A family.
The school shooter points the gun at the emo kid. While the shooter tries to shoot him, the emo kid dodges the bullets like in the Matrix and takes the gun away from the shooter and shoots himself.
On the day of 9/11, the WTC's ordered cheese and pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
What world record did the people in 9/11 get?
The world record for going down 80 floors in a matter of seconds.
What does Sonic say when he's bored?
Punch an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
How do you get an orphan's hands to bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come home!
I swear bro, this time I don't want any jokes on 9/11. Like people actually died, like that shit is just plane wrong. 💀
"Why didn't the boy pick up his ice cream?" - Margaret
"Why?" - Depressed boy
"Because he got ran over." - Margaret
"I wish that was me." - Depressed boy