Tragedy jokes
Biden did 9/10.
What does the school shooter do after he shoots a victim? He shoots more kids in them!
The twins ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.
Kid finds genie lamp, wishes to be Batman.
Genie: You're now an orphan.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To try to find his parents, but it was FREAKING USELESS!
Why did the orphan cross the road and stop in a lane? To get run over.
When your mom says it will all be ok if you just......... *there is blood on the floor*
Why do orphans mehfjekskkskdjfjdkdkks?
Who were the fastest readers? 9/11 victims. They went through 95 stories in 10 seconds.
Whenever you think back to 9/11 and realize there are 12 hours in front of us, why the f*ck didn't they warn us?
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
The 9/11 victims, they went through 700 stories in 10 seconds.
I don't usually like to tell 9/11 jokes for two reasons: they're morally wrong, and they tend to crash and burn.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap until their parents come back.
Why would you shoot up an innocent school... if your aimbot's dead and you can't commit headshots only?
Why couldn't your mom make you dinner? Because she's dead!
My orphan terrorist friend is on TV... I think he blew up.
What's the difference between a joke and a tragedy? Timing.
Why was 10 scared? Because of 9/11.
You know how 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9?
Well, how do you think 10 feels being in the middle of 9 11?
Q. What do you get when you cross Vince Li with a bus? A. A whole lot of people who wished they'd missed the bus that day.