Tragedy jokes
What did the mom say to the twins?
"Go crash a plane!"
“Life is going swimmingly,”
“Tell that to Whitney Houston.”
My best friend was recently gunned down in a drive-by shooting and died a virgin, but he wasn’t buried one.
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would probably go up in flames.
Why didn't the child go to school?
Because he died of a heroin overdose.
I was going to make a 9/11 joke, but I'm afraid it will crash and burn.
What's the difference between pizza deliveries and the Twin Towers?
Pizza deliveries get their orders right.
I'm at school and this website isn't blocked, and I need help on who did 9/11?
What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? One dead baby nailed to ten trees.
How do you get an orphan's hands to bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come home!
On the day of 9/11, the WTC's ordered cheese and pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
What does Sonic say when he's bored?
Punch an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
Every time I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.
The only difference between my grandma and the twin towers is that they collapsed faster than my grandma.
What's black and found on top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking during a house fire.
9/11 is not funny. It's just plane disrespectful to make fun of it.
Kms.
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning?
It has better reactions than the Twin Towers.
The last thing the victims were thinking was, "Is there 9 or 11 stories?"
It's way too soon for Kobe jokes.
They never land well.