Tragedy jokes
I wish that people would stop mailing jokes about Kobe Bryant. Guys, all they do is crash and burn!
lmao why do people think they can fly?
They asked JFK Jr. if he wanted to shower before his flight. He said, "No, I'll just wash up on shore!"
The secret to dark humor is the delivery... oh wait, the baby was stillborn.
Chuck Norris once said that he didn't like the plane he was riding in. Out of sadness, the plane committed suicide. How, you ask? Ask the Twin Towers.
Who works at IHOP? A girl with one leg.
P1: Why did the chicken cross the road?
P2: To get to the other side DUH?!?
P1: No dumbass, it's to get run over because he has depression, a chronic illness, and his father left him for a good for nothing pimp that doesn’t even give a shit about how he feels. (Kinda like me).
P2: Holy shit are u ok? *Some random eavesdropping fucker dials 911 in a hurry*
Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.
How did they know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head and shoulders in the glove compartment.
Orphan
Me: Calls 9-1-1.
Operator: 9/11, what’s your emergency?
Me: *hangs up*
Why did all the numbers mourn 10? Because he was in the middle of 9, 11.
These 9/11 jokes just don’t land.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims – they went 89 stories in ten seconds.
What's funny is that I am typing this in the middle of a document... WAIT JENGA!!!!!!!
What do pedophiles and Sandy Hook have in common? Shooting up schoolchildren.
What did Spiderman say on September 11th, 2001?
"Look out, Here comes the Spiderman!"
Famous last words.
Twin towers: “Is it a bird, is it Superman? AAAAAHHHHHH SHHHHHIIIIIIIIIZZ!”
The "P" in Batman stands for parents.
What if Flappy Bird was with the Twin Towers?
I wanted to solve teen suicide, so I shot up a middle school.
911 jokes usually go over my head.
Then it hits me.