Tragedy jokes
There were 500 bricks on a plane. One fell off.
Little Sally was crossing a river full of crocodiles. How did she survive the river? She had a gun. When she got out of the river, she died. Why? Because a brick fell on her head.
A retired George W. Bush is eating a donut at 7/11 and looks at it. "I'm so happy I did that." A guy overhears the conversation and says, "You're happy you bought that donut? Oh haha, I would be too. I love donuts!" George W. Bush then says, "Oh hahaha, you caught me," and then says, "Oh hahaha, you must have heard me wrong. I said, I'm so happy I did 9/11."
What did Spiderman say on September 11th, 2001?
"Look out, Here comes the Spiderman!"
My best friend was recently gunned down in a drive-by shooting and died a virgin, but he wasn’t buried one.
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would probably go up in flames.
What did the mom say to the twins?
"Go crash a plane!"
“Life is going swimmingly,”
“Tell that to Whitney Houston.”
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning?
It has better reactions than the Twin Towers.
Why didn't the child go to school?
Because he died of a heroin overdose.
It's way too soon for Kobe jokes.
They never land well.
What's black and found on top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking during a house fire.
Kms.
There was a school fire. I pushed the wheelchair kid into the fire and said, "Hot wheels!"
Can never tell a funny 9/11 joke. They always collapse and burn.
"Why didn't the boy pick up his ice cream?" - Margaret
"Why?" - Depressed boy
"Because he got ran over." - Margaret
"I wish that was me." - Depressed boy
Every time I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.
9/11 is not funny. It's just plane disrespectful to make fun of it.
I swear bro, this time I don't want any jokes on 9/11. Like people actually died, like that shit is just plane wrong. 💀
All my 9/11 jokes crash and burn.
My uncle died on 9/11. Her last words were "Allahu Akbar."