Tragedy

Tragedy jokes

9/11

I was going to make a 9/11 joke, but I'm afraid it will crash and burn.

Baby

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? One dead baby nailed to ten trees.

Twin Towers

What's the difference between pizza deliveries and the Twin Towers?

Pizza deliveries get their orders right.

9/11

I'm at school and this website isn't blocked, and I need help on who did 9/11?

Orphan

How do you make an orphan clap until his hands bleed?

Tell him to clap until his parents come home.

Orphan

You know what orphans and Batman have in common? They'll both never see their parents again.

Fire

What's black and found on top of the stairs?

Stephen Hawking during a house fire.

Friend

My best friend was recently gunned down in a drive-by shooting and died a virgin, but he wasn’t buried one.

Kobe

Kobe is a legend and is nothing to joke about. Wait till you crash and burn!

Dad

I wasn't close to my dad when he died.

Which was good. He died during 9/11.

Orphanage

I went to the orphanage and shot everyone in there. It's not like anyone will attend their funeral.