Tragedy jokes
I saw an orphan on the street. I said, "Where are your parents?" He cried and said, "My mum and dad died in a car crash!" 😆😆😂😂🤣
Jenga.
Kobe never missed a shot, but he missed the helipad.
I'm going to hell!
I'm writing a movie about 9/11. It's called "September 11th Two Thousand Fun."
Twin Towers are like my parents: 2 left and 1 came back.
My cat got run down. That is a cat-astrophe.
How did the orphan die?
Of sadness.
If someone told me to bring up 9/11, they were trying to make a funny joke, but it didn't work.
That one really *crashed and burned*.
The ocean will kill you to death expensively if you're on Titanic. Buying the tickets was a waste of money.
Ever heard the saying white people can’t jump??
Well, I think that’s total bullshit. You should have seen us on 9/11!
What did the orphans do when the bombs drop?
They said, "Allahu Akbar."
Never joke about 9/11, they'll just crash and burn.
The granddaughter wanted to see granny. She killed herself.
There were 500 bricks on a plane. One fell off.
Little Sally was crossing a river full of crocodiles. How did she survive the river? She had a gun. When she got out of the river, she died. Why? Because a brick fell on her head.
A retired George W. Bush is eating a donut at 7/11 and looks at it. "I'm so happy I did that." A guy overhears the conversation and says, "You're happy you bought that donut? Oh haha, I would be too. I love donuts!" George W. Bush then says, "Oh hahaha, you caught me," and then says, "Oh hahaha, you must have heard me wrong. I said, I'm so happy I did 9/11."
What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? One dead baby nailed to ten trees.
What's the difference between pizza deliveries and the Twin Towers?
Pizza deliveries get their orders right.
I'm at school and this website isn't blocked, and I need help on who did 9/11?
How do you get an orphan's hands to bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come home!
On the day of 9/11, the WTC's ordered cheese and pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.