Tragedy jokes
I was going to make a 9/11 joke, but I'm afraid it will crash and burn.
What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? One dead baby nailed to ten trees.
What's the difference between pizza deliveries and the Twin Towers?
Pizza deliveries get their orders right.
I'm at school and this website isn't blocked, and I need help on who did 9/11?
How do you make an orphan clap until his hands bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come home.
You know what orphans and Batman have in common? They'll both never see their parents again.
Kms.
It's way too soon for Kobe jokes.
They never land well.
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning?
It has better reactions than the Twin Towers.
What's black and found on top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking during a house fire.
My best friend was recently gunned down in a drive-by shooting and died a virgin, but he wasn’t buried one.
Stop with the 9/11 jokes.
They're not gonna fly.
Why didn't the child go to school?
Because he died of a heroin overdose.
Wanna hear a joke?
My life.
Kobe is a legend and is nothing to joke about. Wait till you crash and burn!
What type of jokes do you tell an orphan?
Family jokes.
I wasn't close to my dad when he died.
Which was good. He died during 9/11.
We were making jokes before the second tower even fell!
I went to the orphanage and shot everyone in there. It's not like anyone will attend their funeral.
Mum: Why are you throwing a paper plane at the twins?
Me: 😈