How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap until their parents come back.
Tragedy Jokes
Why did the orphan cross the road and stop in a lane? To get run over.
Why couldn't your mom make you dinner? Because she's dead!
The twins ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.
Mum: Why are you throwing a paper plane at the twins?
Me: 😈
I went to the orphanage and shot everyone in there. It's not like anyone will attend their funeral.
Biden did 9/10.
What does the school shooter do after he shoots a victim? He shoots more kids in them!
What type of jokes do you tell an orphan?
Family jokes.
I wasn't close to my dad when he died.
Which was good. He died during 9/11.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To try to find his parents, but it was FREAKING USELESS!
Kid finds genie lamp, wishes to be Batman.
Genie: You're now an orphan.
When your mom says it will all be ok if you just......... *there is blood on the floor*
Why do orphans mehfjekskkskdjfjdkdkks?
Who were the fastest readers? 9/11 victims. They went through 95 stories in 10 seconds.
I'd make a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't fly anymore.
And if I tried it, it would probably crash and burn.
It just wouldn't help my comedy career take off.
Why don't orphans get offended by dark humor? Because it can't hit home.
My mom: Your life could be worse. You could be Tracy Latimer.
Me: I wish I were Tracy Latimer, then someone would kill me.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
The 9/11 victims, they went through 700 stories in 10 seconds.
I don't usually like to tell 9/11 jokes for two reasons: they're morally wrong, and they tend to crash and burn.
