Tragedy jokes
What is black and at the top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking's after a fire.
After the shooting, people were asking why they would do it.
They wanted to stop but it turns out they were playing an online game.
How did the orphan die?
Of sadness.
Why shouldn't you say "I hate you" to your parents?
Ask an orphan.
My mom told me we were flying to a building to see my aunt. I wondered, "Are we about to relive 9/11?"
Jenga.
Twin Towers are like my parents: 2 left and 1 came back.
I saw an orphan on the street. I said, "Where are your parents?" He cried and said, "My mum and dad died in a car crash!" 😆😆😂😂🤣
Kobe never missed a shot, but he missed the helipad.
I'm going to hell!
I'm writing a movie about 9/11. It's called "September 11th Two Thousand Fun."
My cat got run down. That is a cat-astrophe.
What did the orphans do when the bombs drop?
They said, "Allahu Akbar."
Never joke about 9/11, they'll just crash and burn.
The ocean will kill you to death expensively if you're on Titanic. Buying the tickets was a waste of money.
If someone told me to bring up 9/11, they were trying to make a funny joke, but it didn't work.
That one really *crashed and burned*.
Ever heard the saying white people can’t jump??
Well, I think that’s total bullshit. You should have seen us on 9/11!
The granddaughter wanted to see granny. She killed herself.
There were 500 bricks on a plane. One fell off.
Little Sally was crossing a river full of crocodiles. How did she survive the river? She had a gun. When she got out of the river, she died. Why? Because a brick fell on her head.
A retired George W. Bush is eating a donut at 7/11 and looks at it. "I'm so happy I did that." A guy overhears the conversation and says, "You're happy you bought that donut? Oh haha, I would be too. I love donuts!" George W. Bush then says, "Oh hahaha, you caught me," and then says, "Oh hahaha, you must have heard me wrong. I said, I'm so happy I did 9/11."
What did Spiderman say on September 11th, 2001?
"Look out, Here comes the Spiderman!"