Tragedy jokes

My cat got run down. That is a cat-astrophe.

Twin Towers are like my parents: 2 left and 1 came back.

If someone told me to bring up 9/11, they were trying to make a funny joke, but it didn't work.

That one really *crashed and burned*.

The ocean will kill you to death expensively if you're on Titanic. Buying the tickets was a waste of money.

Ever heard the saying white people can’t jump??

Well, I think that’s total bullshit. You should have seen us on 9/11!

What did the orphans do when the bombs drop?

They said, "Allahu Akbar."

Never joke about 9/11, they'll just crash and burn.

The granddaughter wanted to see granny. She killed herself.

There were 500 bricks on a plane. One fell off.

Little Sally was crossing a river full of crocodiles. How did she survive the river? She had a gun. When she got out of the river, she died. Why? Because a brick fell on her head.

A retired George W. Bush is eating a donut at 7/11 and looks at it. "I'm so happy I did that." A guy overhears the conversation and says, "You're happy you bought that donut? Oh haha, I would be too. I love donuts!" George W. Bush then says, "Oh hahaha, you caught me," and then says, "Oh hahaha, you must have heard me wrong. I said, I'm so happy I did 9/11."

My best friend was recently gunned down in a drive-by shooting and died a virgin, but he wasn’t buried one.

Why didn't the child go to school?

Because he died of a heroin overdose.

“Life is going swimmingly,”

“Tell that to Whitney Houston.”

I'd make you fall harder than the South Tower.

What did the mom say to the twins?

"Go crash a plane!"

What did Spiderman say on September 11th, 2001?

"Look out, Here comes the Spiderman!"

The only difference between my grandma and the twin towers is that they collapsed faster than my grandma.

Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning?

It has better reactions than the Twin Towers.

What's black and found on top of the stairs?

Stephen Hawking during a house fire.

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