Tragedy jokes
A retired George W. Bush is eating a donut at 7/11 and looks at it. "I'm so happy I did that." A guy overhears the conversation and says, "You're happy you bought that donut? Oh haha, I would be too. I love donuts!" George W. Bush then says, "Oh hahaha, you caught me," and then says, "Oh hahaha, you must have heard me wrong. I said, I'm so happy I did 9/11."
I was going to make a 9/11 joke, but I'm afraid it will crash and burn.
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Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning?
It has better reactions than the Twin Towers.
Why didn't the child go to school?
Because he died of a heroin overdose.
It's way too soon for Kobe jokes.
They never land well.
What's black and found on top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking during a house fire.
The last thing the victims were thinking was, "Is there 9 or 11 stories?"
What does Sonic say when he's bored?
Punch an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
What world record did the people in 9/11 get?
The world record for going down 80 floors in a matter of seconds.
On the day of 9/11, the WTC's ordered cheese and pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
"Why didn't the boy pick up his ice cream?" - Margaret
"Why?" - Depressed boy
"Because he got ran over." - Margaret
"I wish that was me." - Depressed boy
All my 9/11 jokes crash and burn.
Can never tell a funny 9/11 joke. They always collapse and burn.
I swear bro, this time I don't want any jokes on 9/11. Like people actually died, like that shit is just plane wrong. 💀
Every time I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.
9/11 is not funny. It's just plane disrespectful to make fun of it.
The only difference between my grandma and the twin towers is that they collapsed faster than my grandma.
There was a school fire. I pushed the wheelchair kid into the fire and said, "Hot wheels!"
Y'all, these 9/11 jokes ain't funny. I ordered a plain pizza in the Twin Towers.