Tragedy jokes
I don't usually like to tell 9/11 jokes for two reasons: they're morally wrong, and they tend to crash and burn.
What's the difference between a paralyzed kid and a father?
The father gets to leave, while the kid stays.
I never understood school shooting jokes.
I guess they were aimed at younger audiences.
Boom, it went.
Tell an orphan: if you got no parents, clap your hands.
My orphan terrorist friend is on TV... I think he blew up.
9/11, also known as the day football stopped.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell him, "Clap your hands until your mom comes."
9/11 was like the 4th of July. It was very bright in the skies.
How do terrorists feed their children?
"Here comes the airplane!"
What's better than one dead baby?
Two dead babies.
When the school shooter gives the autistic kid a glock and he shoots himself, thinking it’s a cigarette.
Everyone stop making 9/11 jokes; they just don't fly.
You know, I like my girls how I like my 9/11: Two twins that go down easy.
Why did the plane cross the sky?
To hit the Twin Towers...
Why do Americans suck at chess?.......... They already lost two towers.
What kind of punch takes out 20 children and 8 adults? A Sandy Hook.
Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.
Why are the twin towers sad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza and got a plane!
How do you knock out 26 kids in one punch?
Give them a Sandy Hook.