Tragedy jokes
Time to go to New York to visit the Twin Towers.
They’re already getting closer.
POV: You're an orphan.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not your mom.
Time flies by, doesn’t it?
But the plane in 9/11 didn’t.
I'm pretty sure that 9/11 was the biggest game of Jenga ever recorded in history.
The last thing the victims were thinking was, "Is there 9 or 11 stories?"
What do emos and the Twin Towers have in common? There were two, but now there are none.
Imagine being an orphan. *kid beside me crying*
What was going through the heads of people in Manhattan witnessing 9/11?
Tower 1...
You know what orphans and Batman have in common? They'll both never see their parents again.
9/11 isn't something we should joke about. Some people can remember where they were when they found out. I'll never forget where I was when I found out.
It was 9:37, September 10th, 2001. I was in a cave in Iraq when my friend Mohammad told me.
Why was 10 so scared?
He was in the middle of 9/11.
It hasn't been the same since Kobe died. I can't say "Kobe" anymore when going to shoot a shot. Now I have to say, "Kobe crash!"
What do u call an orphan that takes a photo?
A family photo!
This is crazy! Little Johnny died!
What does Sonic say when he's bored?
Punch an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
Why were the people in the Twin Towers such good readers?
They went through 110 stories in 10 seconds.
The Twin Towers ordered a sesame bagel. They got the plane one instead.
What was Kurt Cobain's biggest flaw?
He had a short temper and lost his head over everything.
Why do Japanese people hate Christmas?
Because the last time a "FatMan" went down their chimney they lost half of their population.
What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? One alive at the bottom.