Tragedy jokes
What did the orphans do when the bombs drop?
They said, "Allahu Akbar."
Never joke about 9/11, they'll just crash and burn.
The granddaughter wanted to see granny. She killed herself.
There were 500 bricks on a plane. One fell off.
Little Sally was crossing a river full of crocodiles. How did she survive the river? She had a gun. When she got out of the river, she died. Why? Because a brick fell on her head.
A retired George W. Bush is eating a donut at 7/11 and looks at it. "I'm so happy I did that." A guy overhears the conversation and says, "You're happy you bought that donut? Oh haha, I would be too. I love donuts!" George W. Bush then says, "Oh hahaha, you caught me," and then says, "Oh hahaha, you must have heard me wrong. I said, I'm so happy I did 9/11."
"Why didn't the boy pick up his ice cream?" - Margaret
"Why?" - Depressed boy
"Because he got ran over." - Margaret
"I wish that was me." - Depressed boy
I swear bro, this time I don't want any jokes on 9/11. Like people actually died, like that shit is just plane wrong. 💀
The difference between George Floyd and Kobe Bryant is Kobe got air.
The only difference between my grandma and the twin towers is that they collapsed faster than my grandma.
All my 9/11 jokes crash and burn.
My uncle died on 9/11. Her last words were "Allahu Akbar."
Can never tell a funny 9/11 joke. They always collapse and burn.
There was a school fire. I pushed the wheelchair kid into the fire and said, "Hot wheels!"
Every time I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.
9/11 is not funny. It's just plane disrespectful to make fun of it.
Y'all, these 9/11 jokes ain't funny. I ordered a plain pizza in the Twin Towers.
What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? One dead baby nailed to ten trees.
What's the difference between pizza deliveries and the Twin Towers?
Pizza deliveries get their orders right.
The school shooter points the gun at the emo kid. While the shooter tries to shoot him, the emo kid dodges the bullets like in the Matrix and takes the gun away from the shooter and shoots himself.
Why can you say "Kobe" even though you missed?
Because he didn't land either.