Want to hear an abortion joke, or any joke for that matter? You have that option, and you can thank your mother for that. But that's a question that will never be heard by an aborted unborn baby, whose only option was death. And that's no joke.
The titanic basically nominated all the passengers for the ice bucket challenge
Gwen we can chat in 2 mounths my aunt just died from covid and is talking forever for us too get there to californa I love you your boyfriend prince!
When the school shooter kills five people and the autistic kid yells "HEROES NEVER DIE".
What dose the orphan have in common with Batman they both lost their parents.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers in the world? Because they went through 90 stories in just 10 seconds!
what was the last thing that went through the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?
their ankles.
lololol get it they fell from like 100 feet
Even if you do burn down an orphanage, it's not gonna matter. It's not like they have homes.
They asked JFK Jr. if he wanted to shower before his flight. He said, "No, I'll just wash up on shore!"
God bless the shooting that happened.
My mom said she would miss me if I committed suicide, so we made it double.
My great uncle died in a concentration camp.
He fell off one of the guard towers.
I put a pipe bomb in an orphanage. 🤡🤡
After the school shooting, Joe pretended to be a victim while his sister ate the flesh of the fallen.
Why is the sinking of Titanic different to sinking rapboat?
Titanic sinking was a tragedy, rapboat sinking is fucking funny.
One day Billy, Bob, and Doo Da went fishing in a small boat. None of them could swim, and they had no life jackets.
Doo Da suddenly started yelling, "I got one boys!" as he started trying to reel the fish in. It was way too large for him to get onto the boat, and he fell into the water. The fish had a nice meal that night. Billy and Bob were in shock but knew they had to tell Mrs. Doo Da.
Upon arriving at her house, they did rock, paper, scissors on who had to tell her the news. Bob lost. He slowly rang the doorbell, and Mrs. Doo Da answered. "U-uhm.. we...Doo D-Da..f-fish..." Bob stuttered, then he screamed and ran off. Billy went to go retrieve his friend. Billy had a nice little talk with him and slapped him across the face to get him to just say what happened. Soon, the two men returned to Mrs. Doo Da's house and rang the doorbell again. She opened the door and looked at the two men and asked, "I've been trying to call Doo Da, and he hasn't answered, is he ok?" Bob took a deep breath and took a step forward with a smile on his face. He sang, "We went fishing, guess who died, Doo Da, Doo Da. He smiled and he said good bye, we mourn Doo Da today."
A child was walking through the forest when a wolf jumped in front of him. The child saw that the wolf had no leg. He then became a terrorist and caused 9/11.
Kid: “What happened to Dad?”
Mom: “He flew into the Twin Towers.”
You know how on Snapchat "hmu" means hit me up? A school posted "smu." Nikolas Cruz responded.
When you going to titanic: Its a the best ship at world When you know its sinking: Its the poor ship!
