Tragedy jokes
Dark humor is like cancer, it's even funnier when children get it.
Why are Americans so bad at chess?
Because they lost two towers.
How did the man with no arms commit suicide?
We'll never know - he didn't leave a note.
Q. Who do you call when a baby with anencephaly is born? A. The funeral home.
There was a little boy named Chris who was addicted to Roblox.
One day, his grandpa fell into a deep coma caused by a head injury.
One day, little Chris went to visit his poor grandpa. He brought his Windows 10 too, but it had no charge in it. After pulling out some wires and placing his into the wall, he started to hear a long beeping sound, but ignored it and continued to play Roblox. Chris's parents came and saw what had happened.
The dad then yelled, "You dumb f***, you killed my father!!!"
Then Chris said "Yeah. He was worth robucks, too."
How does a depressed couple say goodbye on the phone?
"No, you hang yourself first..."
Why was 10 scared? Because it was scared of 9/11. And why did I have to take a fall? I have nothing to do with the big II.
My dad died lol.
Yeah, I stopped joking about 9/11. My jokes usually just ended up crashing and burning.
When your mom says it will all be ok if you just......... *there is blood on the floor*
What's the difference between WW2 kamikaze planes and 9/11?
One of the missions succeeded.
The Towers wanted pepperoni pizza, but they got planned.
"the floor is lava!"
- everyone, Pompeii 79 A.D.
Can we stop talking about 9/11? I lost my dad in it.
He was a great pilot.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an airplane landing strip? Don't know, neither did my dad.
What's black and sitting in a chair? Steven Hawking after a house fire.
Why did the royal wedding get more publicity than a school shooting?
Cause a royal wedding doesn't happen once a week.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell them to clap until they see their parents.
Why do black people only have nightmares?
Because the last one that had a dream got shot.
People in 1912: The Titanic is unsinkable!
Iceberg: Hold my beer.