Tragedy jokes

I feel bad for the kids at Sandy Hook. All they wanted was books, but got magazines instead.

What do Drew Bledsoe and the Twin Towers have in common?

They both got taken out by two jets.

I wanted to tell a joke about Jonestown.

But the punch line is too long.

What do you call plane crash victims?

Down to earth people.

Why can orphans never walk home?

Because there's no way to go.

Q: Where do you bury the people killed in 9/11?

A: It's already done for you.

What do you call an autistic kid in a school shooting?

Target practice.

I walked up to some Arabs and said "Alawakba," then here came the second tower.

How do you knock out 26 kids in one punch?

Give them a Sandy Hook.

What do you call a 5th grader with no friends?

Sandy Hook survivor.

"Kobe is known for fade aways too bad he faded away."

Why did the orphan cross the road?

So he can be hit by a car and be reunited with his parents.

Tried making 9/11 jokes, but none of it kept falling apart.

I once told an orphan to go big or go home. He replied, "I can't get home; it got bombed."

All these 9/11 jokes need to stop.

My uncle died in 9/11. At least he died doing what he loves: flying planes.

For all the planes who are flying alone, you're not dying on your own.

2001/9/11, that day was fire.

What do the Twin Towers and a bad joke have in common? They never land well.

Stop making 9/11 jokes, guys! My uncle died in that event. He was the best Arabian pilot in the world!

I called an orphan Spiderman because he's "no way home."