Tragedy jokes

What's the difference between a McDonald's and the Twin Towers?

McDonald's has a drive-thru.

Tried making 9/11 jokes, but none of it kept falling apart.

I called an orphan Spiderman because he's "no way home."

This ain't a joke, but the Twin Towers said their favorite number is 911.

I once told an orphan to go big or go home. He replied, "I can't get home; it got bombed."

"Kobe is known for fade aways too bad he faded away."

You can only say "Kobe" now when you're playing flight simulator.

All these 9/11 jokes need to stop.

My uncle died in 9/11. At least he died doing what he loves: flying planes.

"Knock, knock."

"Orphan: Who's there?"

"Not your parents."

6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9.

Why was 10 scared?

Because it's in the middle of 9/11!

I don't really understand 9/11 jokes, but they eventually hit me like a plane.

A joker gives Batman a coupon for new parents. It's expired.

Teacher: Is anyone's parents missing?

Students: Yeah, yours.

George Floyd is the fresh prince of no air.

Q. What do filicide jokes and filicide victims have in common?

A. They never get old.

I was wearing a George Floyd t-shirt, and a person said to me: "That must be a bit tight round the neck."

Where do you find an orphan? Just look for your mum.

What is the difference between George Floyd and Kobe?

Kobe got air.

Whoever said that about me better pray!

I would say a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't land well.