Tragedy jokes
What hit the ground first in a tree, a leaf or an emo kid?
The leaf, because an emo kid got a rope to save him!
"Kobe is known for fade aways too bad he faded away."
Tried making 9/11 jokes, but none of it kept falling apart.
You can only say "Kobe" now when you're playing flight simulator.
I called an orphan Spiderman because he's "no way home."
This ain't a joke, but the Twin Towers said their favorite number is 911.
I once told an orphan to go big or go home. He replied, "I can't get home; it got bombed."
My dad died in 9/11... He was the best pilot I know.
Where do you find an orphan? Just look for your mum.
Whoever said that about me better pray!
These jokes have a good build up, but in the end, they all come crashing down.
What does the plane that hit the Twin Towers and milk have in common?
My dad went to get both and never came back.
What's the difference between a McDonald's and the Twin Towers?
McDonald's has a drive-thru.
What do the Twin Towers and a bad joke have in common? They never land well.
Who are the quickest readers in the world? 9/11 victims. They went through 34 stories in 4 seconds.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered burgers, but what they got was plane.
All these 9/11 jokes need to stop.
My uncle died in 9/11. At least he died doing what he loves: flying planes.
Stop making 9/11 jokes, guys! My uncle died in that event. He was the best Arabian pilot in the world!
For all the planes who are flying alone, you're not dying on your own.
2001/9/11, that day was fire.