Tragedy

Tragedy jokes

Tower

I walked up to some Arabs and said "Alawakba," then here came the second tower.

People

Q: Where do you bury the people killed in 9/11?

A: It's already done for you.

Spiderman

What did Spiderman say on September 11th, 2001?

"Look out, Here comes the Spiderman!"

Bagel

Twin Towers

What do the Twin Tower survivors order from Tim Hortons? A plane bagel.

Car

Twin Towers

There are a lot of things that explode... like cars, boats, the Twin Towers.

Disaster

Twin Towers

What do planes and offices have in common?

They both tend to cross paths at the wake of disaster.

Orphan

I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.

Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.

Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.

Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back.

Why was the orphan so successful? When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.

What’s the only advantage of being an orphan? Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.

Time

When was the only time you could see people base jump without a parachute?

2001/9/11.

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  • Titanic

    You wanna know why the Titanic was split in half? The iceberg hit it from the front and back.

    Dandruff

    How did people know the 9/11 victims had a lot of dandruff?

    Their head and shoulders were all over New York City!

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