Tragedy jokes

"Knock, knock."

"Orphan: Who's there?"

"Not your parents."

I don't really understand 9/11 jokes, but they eventually hit me like a plane.

A joker gives Batman a coupon for new parents. It's expired.

Teacher: Is anyone's parents missing?

Students: Yeah, yours.

When you are being spoon-fed and your mum says, "Here comes the airplane."

Tried making 9/11 jokes, but none of it kept falling apart.

You can only say "Kobe" now when you're playing flight simulator.

I once told an orphan to go big or go home. He replied, "I can't get home; it got bombed."

"Kobe is known for fade aways too bad he faded away."

I called an orphan Spiderman because he's "no way home."

This ain't a joke, but the Twin Towers said their favorite number is 911.

I was wearing a George Floyd t-shirt, and a person said to me: "That must be a bit tight round the neck."

My dad died in 9/11... He was the best pilot I know.

I would say a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't land well.

What is the difference between George Floyd and Kobe?

Kobe got air.

Hey, Kenya, what is your favorite song?

"Lonely."

Whoever said that about me better pray!

There was a fire at my high school when I was in Year 7.

When the local newspaper interviewed my teacher, they asked her how she was seeing the "bright side" of it.

She said, "Well, at least our new students got a warm welcome!"

54 students died that day.

Looks like McSkillet McKilledIt.

Do not tell an orphan family meeting; they wouldn't get it.