Tragedy jokes
I loved the Twin Towers, it's a shame my dad didn't.
What was the weather forecast when the planes hit the World Trade Center? Partly cloudy with scattered passengers!
What’s the only plus for someone who burns to death?
They get a discount at the crematorium.
I wanted to tell a joke about Jonestown.
But the punch line is too long.
What do you call plane crash victims?
Down to earth people.
I feel bad for the kids at Sandy Hook. All they wanted was books, but got magazines instead.
What do Drew Bledsoe and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both got taken out by two jets.
What do you call a 5th grader with no friends?
Sandy Hook survivor.
How do you knock out 26 kids in one punch?
Give them a Sandy Hook.
How do terrorists feed their children?
"Here comes the airplane!"
How do terrorists feed their kids?
"Here comes the airplane, and here comes the second one."
Why do orphans love a room of mirrors?\n\nBecause they're surrounded by loved ones!
What do you call a kid with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
Most of these jokes are plane, but they still hit.
Why don't orphans like getting lost?
Because if people find them, they ask, "Where are your parents?"
What did the dark man say when he found out he had an erectile dysfunction?
"I can't breed! I can't breed! I can't breed!"
R.I.P. Floyd.
The Towers wanted pepperoni pizza, but they got planned.
Why does a kid never come home after a fight with their parents? Because they never found the key to the house again.
What hit the ground first in a tree, a leaf or an emo kid?
The leaf, because an emo kid got a rope to save him!
Time flies by, doesn’t it?
But the plane in 9/11 didn’t.