Tragedy jokes
Most of these jokes are plane, but they still hit.
Why don't orphans like getting lost?
Because if people find them, they ask, "Where are your parents?"
How do terrorists feed their children?
"Here comes the airplane!"
How do terrorists feed their kids?
"Here comes the airplane, and here comes the second one."
I feel bad for the kids at Sandy Hook. All they wanted was books, but got magazines instead.
What do you call plane crash victims?
Down to earth people.
What do Drew Bledsoe and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both got taken out by two jets.
I wanted to tell a joke about Jonestown.
But the punch line is too long.
How do you knock out 26 kids in one punch?
Give them a Sandy Hook.
I walked up to some Arabs and said "Alawakba," then here came the second tower.
What do you call a 5th grader with no friends?
Sandy Hook survivor.
Do not tell an orphan family meeting; they wouldn't get it.
What was the weather forecast when the planes hit the World Trade Center? Partly cloudy with scattered passengers!
Time flies by, doesn’t it?
But the plane in 9/11 didn’t.
My dad died in 9/11... He was the best pilot I know.
Tried making 9/11 jokes, but none of it kept falling apart.
2001/9/11, that day was fire.
All these 9/11 jokes need to stop.
My uncle died in 9/11. At least he died doing what he loves: flying planes.
I called an orphan Spiderman because he's "no way home."
This ain't a joke, but the Twin Towers said their favorite number is 911.