Tragedy jokes
What do you call plane crash victims?
Down to earth people.
I walked up to some Arabs and said "Alawakba," then here came the second tower.
Time flies by, doesn’t it?
But the plane in 9/11 didn’t.
Why can orphans never walk home?
Because there's no way to go.
Q: Where do you bury the people killed in 9/11?
A: It's already done for you.
Looks like McSkillet McKilledIt.
What did Spiderman say on September 11th, 2001?
"Look out, Here comes the Spiderman!"
What do the Twin Tower survivors order from Tim Hortons? A plane bagel.
There are a lot of things that explode... like cars, boats, the Twin Towers.
What do planes and offices have in common?
They both tend to cross paths at the wake of disaster.
My wife was run over.
I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back.
Why was the orphan so successful? When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.
What’s the only advantage of being an orphan? Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.
Cow: *can't be milked for 20 years*
9/11:
Do you know the shortest joke about Titanic?
*Splash!*
When was the only time you could see people base jump without a parachute?
2001/9/11.
You wanna know why the Titanic was split in half? The iceberg hit it from the front and back.
How did people know the 9/11 victims had a lot of dandruff?
Their head and shoulders were all over New York City!
How did Princess Diana cross the road?
Through the windshield!
Why did the little boy drop his ice cream?
Because he was hit by a bus.
My grandpa died in 9/11. I was told his last words were "Allahu Akbar."