Tragedy jokes

Joaquin Phoenix as The Joker is like Heath Ledger if he overdosed on prescription drugs... Oh, wait. He already did.

I hate when people make 9/11 jokes, I'm just blown away.

What's the difference between pizza deliveries and the Twin Towers?

Pizza deliveries get their orders right.

Kobe likes his shoes like the way he died.

Air.

I usually don’t make school shooting jokes.

Because they’re aimed at a younger audience.

What has more brains than a student in a school shooting? The wall behind them.

What kinda pizza did the Twin Towers order?

Two plains.

What's the difference between Princess Diana and Thomas the Tank Engine?

Thomas came out the other end of the tunnel.

I wasn’t close to my dad when he died. It’s a good thing he stepped on a land mine.

People told Kobe to fly high. Look what happened.

The twin towers are just like my mom and dad, they went to work and never came back.

What's the difference between Paul Walker and a computer?

I give a fuck if my computer crashes.

Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?

They already lost 2 towers.

Hey, Kenya, what is your favorite song?

"Lonely."

Hey man, I was gonna tell a joke about 9/11, but it was just plane.

Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pepperoni pizza, and all they got was plane.

Q: Who are the fastest readers? A: Twin Tower victims, they got 80 stories in ten seconds.

I just wanted to write something random.

And now my wife is dead.

What color was the plane after it hit the tower?

It was all black inside (Martin Luther King Junior).

I wanted to make a joke about homework, but sadly, I'm an orphan.