Tragedy

Tragedy jokes

Spiderman

What did Spiderman say on September 11th, 2001?

"Look out, Here comes the Spiderman!"

Orphan

I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.

Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.

Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.

Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back.

Why was the orphan so successful? When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.

What’s the only advantage of being an orphan? Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.

Time

When was the only time you could see people base jump without a parachute?

2001/9/11.

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  • Titanic

    You wanna know why the Titanic was split in half? The iceberg hit it from the front and back.

    Dandruff

    How did people know the 9/11 victims had a lot of dandruff?

    Their head and shoulders were all over New York City!

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  • Chicken

    Why did the chicken cross the towers?

    Because he ordered a plane pizza and didn’t get to the other side.

    Iceberg

    What did the iceberg say to the Titanic?

    "Go fuck yourself... at the bottom of the sea."

    Bus

    What's yellow and can't swim?

    A school bus full of children.

    Wheelchair

    There was a man in a wheelchair, and he got knocked out in front of a bus. He had a wheelie good life!

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  • Shooting

    Sonic says... April 1st is the best day to do a school shooting. They will think it’s a joke! 😃