Tragedy jokes

I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into the school fire and said, "Hot wheels."

If you kill an orphan, would that count as a squad wipe?

When was the biggest BBQ in history? Hiroshima, August 6, 1945.

Dark humor is like parents, not everybody gets it.

Guy: "My life is like a game, I should end it."

Guy 2: "Is it a hard life?"

Guy: "Yup"

Guy 2: "Then you can't kill yourself LOL"

Guy 3: "Hold on, I know a cheat code to finish the 'game'"

Once again, RIP Daniel Kyre, he actually died this day five years ago.

He attempted suicide Sep 16, and was in life support, till his parents made the tough decision of taking him off.

We will miss ya bud..... (cyndagoooooooo)

The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was flaming hot wings.

My grandfather was there when the Titanic sank. He shouted 3 times that it was gonna sink until they finally kicked him out of the movie theater... haha

Why was 10 scared?

Because it’s between 9/11.

Dark humor is like cancer, it's even funnier when children get it.

After a lord comes back from vacation, he meets the gardener at the gates of his park.

Lord: "Has something happened while I was gone?"

Gardener: "Ah, nothing much, I just broke a shovel while I was burying your dog."

Lord: "My dog died?!"

Gardener: "Yes, it choked on the smoke when your mansion burnt down."

Lord: "My mansion?! How?!"

Gardener: "Well, your wife was distraught and dropped a candle on the curtains."

Lord: "Why was she so distraught?"

Gardener: "She received the news of your daughter being kidnapped."

Lord: "My daughter! Don't you have any positive news for me?!"

Gardener: "Oh right! Your cancer test results!"

I would make a Paul Walker joke, but it would crash and burn.

My grandmother made her passage on the Titanic. The ship was not the only thing that went down.

What's the difference between WW2 kamikaze planes and 9/11?

One of the missions succeeded.

How did they know that Princess Diana had dandruff?

They found her head and shoulders in the glove compartment...

My wife was going to have an abortion and I have cancer.

Ha Ha Ha

I thought it was funny.

Can you imagine the last thing that went through the minds of 911 victims?

Well, probably their kneecaps.

What do you get when you have an annoying kid, a homicidal kid, and a suicidal kid in the same room? A happy ending.

Why did the royal wedding get more publicity than a school shooting?

Cause a royal wedding doesn't happen once a week.

This ain't a joke, but the Twin Towers said their favorite number is 911.

A Scouser at ground zero just after the twin towers fell asks a passer-by, "What time is it, mate?"

An American replies, "That's a mad accent, where are you from?"

The Scouser says, "Liverpool."

The American says, "Oh, what state is that in?"

The Scouser looks around and says, "About the same state as this, mate, but what time is it?"