Tragedy jokes

My teacher got so mad at me for making 9/11 jokes, she hit me twice and I said, "Damn, got hit twice!"

My dad died in 9/11, and that was the second worst thing that happened to me with a plane, next to Soul Plane.

If a homeschooled kid shoots his parents, does that count as a school shooting?

What's cold, blue and makes women cry?

Cot death.

What’s the difference between McDonald’s and 9/11?

One is a drive through; the other is a fly through.

We shouldn't joke about major tragedies. My dad died in 9/11, he was Saudi Arabia's best pilot.

George Floyd was in a TV show, Fresh Prince, with no air.

What kinda pizza did the Twin Towers order?

Two plains.

What's the difference between a paralyzed kid and a father?

The father gets to leave, while the kid stays.

My grandmother made her passage on the Titanic. The ship was not the only thing that went down.

Did you know that they are making a movie about the four boys who lost their lives on the ice? They're calling the movie "The Lost Boys."

I was gonna tell you a Kobe Bryant joke.

But it would just crash and burn.

My dad died in 9/11. At least he did what he loves best: flying planes.

What did the parents say to the orphan? "Where are your parents?"

Oh... wait.

I wasn't close to my dad when he died.

Which was good, he died to a landmine.

Why does this website have a home page? It's an orphan joke waiting to happen.

What did the bones on the moon tell the astronaut?

The cow never made it.

Every kid in a classroom is relevant, because if one of them gets shot, they will all be featured on the news.

Don't leave us hanging, Sayori.

What's the difference between the Twin Towers and orphans?

At least the Twin Towers saw the parents they crashed on.