Tragedy jokes
Why were 9/11 victims so mad?
They ordered three pepperoni pizzas, not two planes!
I was going to tell a 9/11 joke, but it was really plane.
What's the emergency number, Jimmy?
Jimmy: 9/11!
On September 11, 2001, I was in geometry class.
On that day, we learned you can remove one side of a pentagon by intersecting it with a plane.
What do 9/11 and gender have in common?
They used to be two, and now it's a sensitive topic.
I wish my friends would give me this shirt
Why did the people in 9/11 not call 911? Because it would call the pilots.
They say there is strength in numbers. Tell that to the people in the World Trade Center.
My girlfriend went to Tokyo, and she died in the tsunami.
Since I was sad, my friend told me, "Don't worry, there's plenty more in the ocean."
The Twin Towers are like crippled legs; once they break, they can’t be fixed.
Tons of people committed suicide on 9/11 by destroying government property.
Not to mention and by plane.
What do you call an autistic kid in a school shooting?
Target practice.
Don't leave us hanging, Sayori.
Titanic: ight, I need a place to CRASH tonight.
A suicide bomber's biggest fear is not exploding.
Every kid in a classroom is relevant, because if one of them gets shot, they will all be featured on the news.
What’s the difference between McDonald’s and 9/11?
One is a drive through; the other is a fly through.
What did the bones on the moon tell the astronaut?
The cow never made it.
What's the difference between a paralyzed kid and a father?
The father gets to leave, while the kid stays.
My dad died in 9/11. At least he did what he loves best: flying planes.
My grandmother made her passage on the Titanic. The ship was not the only thing that went down.