Tragedy jokes
Titanic: ight, I need a place to CRASH tonight.
What was the last thing to go through the minds of 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock.
Not Sally.
What do the Twin Tower survivors order from Tim Hortons? A plane bagel.
My girlfriend went to Tokyo, and she died in the tsunami.
Since I was sad, my friend told me, "Don't worry, there's plenty more in the ocean."
Memes
I wish my friends would give me this shirt
The Twin Towers are like crippled legs; once they break, they can’t be fixed.
My grandmother made her passage on the Titanic. The ship was not the only thing that went down.
Tons of people committed suicide on 9/11 by destroying government property.
Not to mention and by plane.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
"No Way Home."
What do the Twin Towers and my Mom have in common? They both went down on my dad.
Turn the comments into a school shootout ;)
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not your parents.
I am the orphan joke.
Don't leave us hanging, Sayori.
What’s the difference between McDonald’s and 9/11?
One is a drive through; the other is a fly through.
What kinda pizza did the Twin Towers order?
Two plains.
We shouldn't joke about major tragedies. My dad died in 9/11, he was Saudi Arabia's best pilot.
Here comes the plane... the twins. ☠️
9/11 2001... that day was fire🔥
Hey man, I was gonna tell a joke about 9/11, but it was just plane.