Tragedy jokes

*At A Funeral For Someone Who Jumped Off A Building* Victim's Mom: "I wonder what was the last thing that went through his head..."

Me: "Honestly... Probably his ass."

Why did the people in 9/11 not call 911? Because it would call the pilots.

What’s the difference between McDonald’s and 9/11?

One is a drive through; the other is a fly through.

What did the bones on the moon tell the astronaut?

The cow never made it.

We shouldn't joke about major tragedies. My dad died in 9/11, he was Saudi Arabia's best pilot.

9/11 2001... that day was fire🔥

A baby penguin sat on an iceberg. The baby penguin watched the Titanic sink.

Here comes the plane... the twins. ☠️

Hey man, I was gonna tell a joke about 9/11, but it was just plane.

My teacher got so mad at me for making 9/11 jokes, she hit me twice and I said, "Damn, got hit twice!"

What's the difference between a paralyzed kid and a father?

The father gets to leave, while the kid stays.

My grandmother made her passage on the Titanic. The ship was not the only thing that went down.

My dad died in 9/11. At least he did what he loves best: flying planes.

I was gonna tell you a Kobe Bryant joke.

But it would just crash and burn.

Did you know that they are making a movie about the four boys who lost their lives on the ice? They're calling the movie "The Lost Boys."

What kinda pizza did the Twin Towers order?

Two plains.

If a homeschooled kid shoots his parents, does that count as a school shooting?

What's cold, blue and makes women cry?

Cot death.

What did the parents say to the orphan? "Where are your parents?"

Oh... wait.

My dad died in 9/11, and that was the second worst thing that happened to me with a plane, next to Soul Plane.