Tragedy jokes

Called a homeless kid 'Spider-Man' because he had no way home.

Don't leave us hanging, Sayori.

A suicide bomber's biggest fear is not exploding.

Turn the comments into a school shootout ;)

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Not your parents.

Titanic: ight, I need a place to CRASH tonight.

What is an orphan's favorite movie?

"No Way Home."

Tons of people committed suicide on 9/11 by destroying government property.

Not to mention and by plane.

They say there is strength in numbers. Tell that to the people in the World Trade Center.

The Twin Towers are like crippled legs; once they break, they can’t be fixed.

What do the Twin Towers and my Mom have in common? They both went down on my dad.

I am the orphan joke.

My grandmother made her passage on the Titanic. The ship was not the only thing that went down.

Did you know that they are making a movie about the four boys who lost their lives on the ice? They're calling the movie "The Lost Boys."

What's the difference between a paralyzed kid and a father?

The father gets to leave, while the kid stays.

My dad died in 9/11. At least he did what he loves best: flying planes.

I was gonna tell you a Kobe Bryant joke.

But it would just crash and burn.

Every kid in a classroom is relevant, because if one of them gets shot, they will all be featured on the news.

What did the bones on the moon tell the astronaut?

The cow never made it.

I wasn't close to my dad when he died.

Which was good, he died to a landmine.