Tragedy jokes

The Twin Towers are like crippled legs; once they break, they can’t be fixed.

What do the Twin Towers and my Mom have in common? They both went down on my dad.

I am the orphan joke.

My grandmother made her passage on the Titanic. The ship was not the only thing that went down.

Did you know that they are making a movie about the four boys who lost their lives on the ice? They're calling the movie "The Lost Boys."

What's the difference between a paralyzed kid and a father?

The father gets to leave, while the kid stays.

My dad died in 9/11. At least he did what he loves best: flying planes.

I was gonna tell you a Kobe Bryant joke.

But it would just crash and burn.

Every kid in a classroom is relevant, because if one of them gets shot, they will all be featured on the news.

What did the bones on the moon tell the astronaut?

The cow never made it.

I wasn't close to my dad when he died.

Which was good, he died to a landmine.

Why does this website have a home page? It's an orphan joke waiting to happen.

"9/11 people" say that jet fuel cannot melt steel beams.

Here comes the plane... the twins. ☠️

My teacher got so mad at me for making 9/11 jokes, she hit me twice and I said, "Damn, got hit twice!"

Hey man, I was gonna tell a joke about 9/11, but it was just plane.

9/11 2001... that day was fire🔥

A baby penguin sat on an iceberg. The baby penguin watched the Titanic sink.

What’s the difference between McDonald’s and 9/11?

One is a drive through; the other is a fly through.

What kinda pizza did the Twin Towers order?

Two plains.