Tragedy jokes

Why were 9/11 victims so mad?

They ordered three pepperoni pizzas, not two planes!

The orphan asked a genie to become Batman. Then he went home and saw his parents dead.

What's the emergency number, Jimmy?

Jimmy: 9/11!

I was going to tell a 9/11 joke, but it was really plane.

A lady asked if I heard about the mass shooting in Ohio. I said yes, my friend died there. She said I’m so sorry. I said yeah, I tried telling him the police had good aim. Worse than that, he just found out his sister was cheating on him.

On September 11, 2001, I was in geometry class.

On that day, we learned you can remove one side of a pentagon by intersecting it with a plane.

Helicopter, helicopter, Kobe Bryant in my chopper, Sitting next to burning daughter, Lots of smoke and little laughter.

Why did the people in 9/11 not call 911? Because it would call the pilots.

The Twin Towers are like crippled legs; once they break, they can’t be fixed.

My girlfriend went to Tokyo, and she died in the tsunami.

Since I was sad, my friend told me, "Don't worry, there's plenty more in the ocean."

They say there is strength in numbers. Tell that to the people in the World Trade Center.

What do George Floyd and an astronaut have in common?

They both have very little air to breathe.

What do the Twin Tower survivors order from Tim Hortons? A plane bagel.

What do the Twin Towers and my Mom have in common? They both went down on my dad.

Turn the comments into a school shootout ;)

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Not your parents.

I am the orphan joke.

I was gonna tell you a Kobe Bryant joke.

But it would just crash and burn.

What is an orphan's favorite movie?

"No Way Home."

Titanic: ight, I need a place to CRASH tonight.