What did the parents say to the orphan? "Where are your parents?"
Oh... wait.
Turn the comments into a school shootout ;)
What do the Twin Towers and my Mom have in common? They both went down on my dad.
I am the orphan joke.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
"No Way Home."
I was gonna tell you a Kobe Bryant joke.
But it would just crash and burn.
A Scouser at ground zero just after the twin towers fell asks a passer-by, "What time is it, mate?"
An American replies, "That's a mad accent, where are you from?"
The Scouser says, "Liverpool."
The American says, "Oh, what state is that in?"
The Scouser looks around and says, "About the same state as this, mate, but what time is it?"
Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Not your parents.
Is it a bird, is it a plane?
No, it’s a 9/11 victim.
Yo mama so fat, a bombing and 89 stories didn't kill her.
How old are 9/11 victims?
"There, toddlers, here come the airplane!"
Me: I saw your parents yesterday.
Orphan girl: Where?
Me: The coffin was still open.
Guy 1: Hey, can you stop making 9/11 jokes? My dad died during it.
Guy 2: Sorry, I will stop. What was your dad?
Guy 1: The pilot. He saw a KFC and wanted it, so, well, you know.
What’s the worst thing about being suicidal?
The school shooter will always spare you.
When your baby is stillborn and you have a funeral, what song should you never play?
Alphaville - "Forever Young."
Did you hear about the baby with cancer? It never gets old.
Yesterday I saw an orphan walking down the street. I asked him if he was ok. He said no, so I asked him if he needed help. And he said yes, so I let him in my car and said, "Don't worry, you'll be home with your parents soon." He said my parents died. I said I know.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and your parents?
Nothing. They are both just memories.
When they said Titanic was "unsinkable," then they said, "The World Trade Centers was uncollapsible."
I was the second worst thing to happen to those orphans.
