Tragedy

Tragedy jokes

Orphan

Why does this website have a home page? It's an orphan joke waiting to happen.

Shooting

Every kid in a classroom is relevant, because if one of them gets shot, they will all be featured on the news.

Moon

What did the bones on the moon tell the astronaut?

The cow never made it.

Shooting

Q: Why are school shooting jokes funny?

A: Because they're intended for a young audience.

Twin

The Twin Towers are like crippled legs; once they break, they can’t be fixed.

Suicide

Tons of people committed suicide on 9/11 by destroying government property.

Not to mention and by plane.

Girlfriend

My girlfriend went to Tokyo, and she died in the tsunami.

Since I was sad, my friend told me, "Don't worry, there's plenty more in the ocean."

Disaster

Twin Towers

What do planes and offices have in common?

They both tend to cross paths at the wake of disaster.

Car

Twin Towers

There are a lot of things that explode... like cars, boats, the Twin Towers.

Bagel

Twin Towers

What do the Twin Tower survivors order from Tim Hortons? A plane bagel.

Ground Zero

A Scouser at ground zero just after the twin towers fell asks a passer-by, "What time is it, mate?"

An American replies, "That's a mad accent, where are you from?"

The Scouser says, "Liverpool."

The American says, "Oh, what state is that in?"

The Scouser looks around and says, "About the same state as this, mate, but what time is it?"

Orphan

Me: I saw your parents yesterday.

Orphan girl: Where?

Me: The coffin was still open.