Tragedy Jokes

The Twin Towers are like crippled legs; once they break, they can’t be fixed.

Tons of people committed suicide on 9/11 by destroying government property.

Not to mention and by plane.

lmao why do people think they can fly?

My girlfriend went to Tokyo, and she died in the tsunami.

Since I was sad, my friend told me, "Don't worry, there's plenty more in the ocean."

Titanic: ight, I need a place to CRASH tonight.

What is an orphan's favorite movie?

"No Way Home."

Don't leave us hanging, Sayori.

A suicide bomber's biggest fear is not exploding.

A Scouser at ground zero just after the twin towers fell asks a passer-by, "What time is it, mate?"

An American replies, "That's a mad accent, where are you from?"

The Scouser says, "Liverpool."

The American says, "Oh, what state is that in?"

The Scouser looks around and says, "About the same state as this, mate, but what time is it?"

Me: I saw your parents yesterday.

Orphan girl: Where?

Me: The coffin was still open.

9/11 isn't something we should joke about. Some people can remember where they were when they found out. I'll never forget where I was when I found out.

It was 9:37, September 10th, 2001. I was in a cave in Iraq when my friend Mohammad told me.

How old are 9/11 victims?

"There, toddlers, here come the airplane!"

What is an orphan's favorite naval film?

"Spider-Man: No Way Home."

Yesterday I saw an orphan walking down the street. I asked him if he was ok. He said no, so I asked him if he needed help. And he said yes, so I let him in my car and said, "Don't worry, you'll be home with your parents soon." He said my parents died. I said I know.