Tragedy jokes

Tons of people committed suicide on 9/11 by destroying government property.

Not to mention and by plane.

What was the last thing to go through the minds of 9/11 jumpers?

Their ankles.

What do the Twin Tower survivors order from Tim Hortons? A plane bagel.

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms.

Knock, knock.

Not Sally.

Titanic: ight, I need a place to CRASH tonight.

My girlfriend went to Tokyo, and she died in the tsunami.

Since I was sad, my friend told me, "Don't worry, there's plenty more in the ocean."

The Twin Towers are like crippled legs; once they break, they can’t be fixed.

A suicide bomber's biggest fear is not exploding.

What do the Twin Towers and my Mom have in common? They both went down on my dad.

What is an orphan's favorite movie?

"No Way Home."

My grandmother made her passage on the Titanic. The ship was not the only thing that went down.

I was gonna tell you a Kobe Bryant joke.

But it would just crash and burn.

Did you know that they are making a movie about the four boys who lost their lives on the ice? They're calling the movie "The Lost Boys."

Turn the comments into a school shootout ;)

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Not your parents.

I am the orphan joke.

What's the difference between a paralyzed kid and a father?

The father gets to leave, while the kid stays.

Here comes the plane... the twins. ☠️

My teacher got so mad at me for making 9/11 jokes, she hit me twice and I said, "Damn, got hit twice!"

My dad died in 9/11. At least he did what he loves best: flying planes.