Tragedy jokes
Why does this website have a home page? It's an orphan joke waiting to happen.
Every kid in a classroom is relevant, because if one of them gets shot, they will all be featured on the news.
"9/11 people" say that jet fuel cannot melt steel beams.
I wasn't close to my dad when he died.
Which was good, he died to a landmine.
What did the bones on the moon tell the astronaut?
The cow never made it.
They say there is strength in numbers. Tell that to the people in the World Trade Center.
Q: Why are school shooting jokes funny?
A: Because they're intended for a young audience.
The Twin Towers are like crippled legs; once they break, they can’t be fixed.
Tons of people committed suicide on 9/11 by destroying government property.
Not to mention and by plane.
lmao why do people think they can fly?
My girlfriend went to Tokyo, and she died in the tsunami.
Since I was sad, my friend told me, "Don't worry, there's plenty more in the ocean."
Titanic: ight, I need a place to CRASH tonight.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
"No Way Home."
Don't leave us hanging, Sayori.
A suicide bomber's biggest fear is not exploding.
What do planes and offices have in common?
They both tend to cross paths at the wake of disaster.
There are a lot of things that explode... like cars, boats, the Twin Towers.
What do the Twin Tower survivors order from Tim Hortons? A plane bagel.
A Scouser at ground zero just after the twin towers fell asks a passer-by, "What time is it, mate?"
An American replies, "That's a mad accent, where are you from?"
The Scouser says, "Liverpool."
The American says, "Oh, what state is that in?"
The Scouser looks around and says, "About the same state as this, mate, but what time is it?"
Me: I saw your parents yesterday.
Orphan girl: Where?
Me: The coffin was still open.