Tragedy jokes
Time to go to New York to visit the Twin Towers.
They’re already getting closer.
Orphan
I hate when people make jokes about the Twin Towers.
My dad died on 9/11. He was a great pilot.
What did the bones on the moon tell the astronaut?
The cow never made it.
How did the orphan die?
Of sadness.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell it to clap until his/her parents are back.
Why are English people bad at chess? 'Cause they lost their Queen.
Why can't the US play chess? 'Cause they lost their towers.
I asked my uncle why he was living on the streets.
He said that he wasn't always on the streets, he used to have a job at these two towers. I asked him what happened, and he said two planes happened.
If a baby dies in the womb, is it considered suicide?
I called an orphan Spiderman because he's "no way home."
Joker: Knock knock...
Batman: Who's there?
Joker: Not your parents!
I was going to tell a 9/11 joke, but it was really plane.
When the guy came in with a gun to rob the store, I said: "Hey, can I borrow that?"
He says "yes." Me, over here, walking to the cashier and saying: "Goodbye!" He screams: "Have mercy!"
I say: "No, not to you, to me. Say goodbye." He says: "No, don't shoot yourself!" It was too late.
If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9, then why was 10 afraid? Because it was right in the middle of 9/11.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims – they went 89 stories in ten seconds.
What's the best thing about 9/11 jokes...
They make you collapse with laughter because the Twin Towers collapsed.
My teacher got so mad at me for making 9/11 jokes, she hit me twice and I said, "Damn, got hit twice!"
You can only say "Kobe" now when you're playing flight simulator.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and orphans?
At least the Twin Towers saw the parents they crashed on.
What do Spider-Man and orphans have in common?
There’s no way home.