Tragedy Jokes

What is an orphans favorat movie. Hint not home alone. Its actually bat man cuz they are 50% the same as him

One thing is for sure, the victims from 9/11 died warm.

Alright kids! Find a good places to stop! Then, out of the blue, Billy died. But hey, he went to a better place.

Mary's mother was a good person why did she die? -because she got stabbed in the heart 60 times by a switchblade

NWA: Straight Outta Compton Kobe Bryant: Straight Outta the Helicopter

Why were there so many victims in the Grenfell flat fire disaster in London ?

All the exit signs were in English

Levon Aronian's wife died in a car crash. That's wheelie unfortunate.

here comes the airplane 9/11 happens the next day

God my dad got so pissed during 9/11.

All that work wasted.

You know I used to call my dogs balls the twin towers until they came rumbling down

What was the first thing that went through the 9/11 victims heads?

Their Ankles

Why do people misplace the 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.

My mother-in-law would have been on one of the planes that crashed on 9/11. Had I known in advance, I would have bought her the ticket

Man 1: Hey I heard you survived a school shooting, what was it like? Man 2: People were screaming and running everywhere, I was only able to get a few of them.

my grandma always said, slow and steady wins the race. she died in a fire.

The twin towers shouldve known they were gonna get hit when there mom said here comes the airplane!

Two guys watching a war movie at a Bar are talking , one says to the other. " The Nazi's starved my dad to death in a concentration camp during the war". The other says " my Dad died in a camp as well...he broke his neck" First guy says " how did he break his neck?" Second guy says " He fell out of the Guard Tower".