Tragedy jokes
What joke do you tell an orphan?
Knock knock...
Who's there?
Not your parents.
You know some of these jokes took me 9 minutes and 11 seconds to realize. When I did, it hit me like a plane.
I don't like making jokes about 9/11... they tend to crash and burn.
What were the terrorists on 9/11 thinking?
"We can't go over it." "Can't go under it." "We have to go through it!"
Did you know the people in the twin towers were great readers?
Yeah, they went through 80 stories in seconds.
That awkward moment you try to relate to Batman by killing your parents.
What do 9-11 and a fighter have in common? They both have a one-two combo.
A depressed kid takes a drink of water and someone takes it and takes a drink. "Oh come on, the train stopped, the rope broke, I couldn't get on the building, the gun was empty, the knife was dull, the bridge was too low, and the cliff was nonexistent, and now you took the poison!"
You know, I like my girls how I like my 9/11: Two twins that go down easy.
Why do American guns only have 30 rounds in the clip? Because that’s the average class size.
A missile hit a hospital earlier this morning. Fortunately, no one was injured - but 100 were killed.
Someone who was working in the tower must've put their phone on plane mode.
When the school shooter misses you, but you gotta play it off.
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Roses are red, violets are violet.
My grandad died in 9/11. He was a good pilot.
What was the last thing to go through JFK's mind?
A bullet.
A class is being taught when Bill Clinton walks in. He asks the class, "What is a tragedy?"
One kid, named Jim, raises his hand and says, "If my family and I got ran over by a truck, that would be a tragedy." Bill Clinton replies, "That would be an accident, not a tragedy."
A couple of seconds later, Audrey raises her hand and says, "If a school shooting would happen and 10 kids died, that would be a tragedy." Bill Clinton replies once again with: "That would be a great loss, not a tragedy." All of the kids are confused now when all of a sudden Matthew says, "If you and Hillary Clinton were on an airplane and it got blown up, that would be a tragedy!"
"Yes!" Says Bill Clinton "How do you know?" Matthew says happily, "It is definitely not an accident, and certainly not a great loss!"
This boy in my high school choir class had a decently big forehead, so I leaned in and said, "You know, if you painted an H on your forehead, maybe Kobe would've landed."
What's the difference between Princess Diana and Thomas the Tank Engine?
Thomas came out the other end of the tunnel.
2020 was the first time Kobe had passed in years.
Why did the orphan commit suicide?
So he could find home.