Tragedy jokes
What was the last thing going through the 9/11 victims' minds?
They don't say "shit for brains" for nothing. 🤣🤣
Kid says to genie,
"I want to be like Batman!"
Kid goes home, both of them are dead.
My dad died in 9/11. At least he did what he loves best: flying planes.
What do you call a circus show? A school shooter.
My dad told me a joke one time. When I realized the joke, the second tower was hit.
You know how on Snapchat "hmu" means hit me up? A school posted "smu." Nikolas Cruz responded.
A retired George W. Bush is eating a donut at 7/11 and looks at it. "I'm so happy I did that." A guy overhears the conversation and says, "You're happy you bought that donut? Oh haha, I would be too. I love donuts!" George W. Bush then says, "Oh hahaha, you caught me," and then says, "Oh hahaha, you must have heard me wrong. I said, I'm so happy I did 9/11."
George Floyd was in a TV show, Fresh Prince, with no air.
Why was the baby Dinosaur an orphan?
His family was blown up by meteors.
Why is September 11th the best birthday?
Everyone remembers it! :)
What’s the difference between McDonald’s and 9/11?
One is a drive through; the other is a fly through.
What did the dark man say when he found out he had an erectile dysfunction?
"I can't breed! I can't breed! I can't breed!"
R.I.P. Floyd.
What is big and stupid?
The Titanic.
9/11 jokes aren’t funny.
They always crash and burn.
God, my dad got so pissed during 9/11.
All that work wasted.
What do you call a 5th grader with no friends?
Sandy Hook survivor.
Me: Dark humor jokes are like a mother's love.
Orphan: How come?
Me: You wouldn't get it.
Orphan: . . . .
Every 911 joke isn't that good.
Well, at least not until they come crashing down.
What is long, yellow and can’t swim?
A school bus full of orphans.
What's one thing a homing missile can't kill?
An orphan.