You know some of these jokes took me 9 minutes and 11 seconds to realize. When I did, it hit me like a plane.
What game did Al-Qaeda play with the Twin Towers on September 11th, 2001? Jenga.
That awkward moment you try to relate to Batman by killing your parents.
What do you call an emo filming their suicide?
America's Funniest Home Videos.
Did you know the people in the twin towers were great readers?
Yeah, they went through 80 stories in seconds.
Chuck Norris once said that he didn't like the plane he was riding in. Out of sadness, the plane committed suicide. How, you ask? Ask the Twin Towers.
A depressed kid takes a drink of water and someone takes it and takes a drink. "Oh come on, the train stopped, the rope broke, I couldn't get on the building, the gun was empty, the knife was dull, the bridge was too low, and the cliff was nonexistent, and now you took the poison!"
When the school shooter misses you, but you gotta play it off.
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What was the last thing to go through JFK's mind?
A bullet.
Roses are red, violets are violet.
My grandad died in 9/11. He was a good pilot.
A class is being taught when Bill Clinton walks in. He asks the class, "What is a tragedy?"
One kid, named Jim, raises his hand and says, "If my family and I got ran over by a truck, that would be a tragedy." Bill Clinton replies, "That would be an accident, not a tragedy."
A couple of seconds later, Audrey raises her hand and says, "If a school shooting would happen and 10 kids died, that would be a tragedy." Bill Clinton replies once again with: "That would be a great loss, not a tragedy." All of the kids are confused now when all of a sudden Matthew says, "If you and Hillary Clinton were on an airplane and it got blown up, that would be a tragedy!"
"Yes!" Says Bill Clinton "How do you know?" Matthew says happily, "It is definitely not an accident, and certainly not a great loss!"
This boy in my high school choir class had a decently big forehead, so I leaned in and said, "You know, if you painted an H on your forehead, maybe Kobe would've landed."
2020 was the first time Kobe had passed in years.
You know, I like my girls how I like my 9/11: Two twins that go down easy.
Why did the orphan commit suicide?
So he could find home.
Teachers at a school shooting be like: damn it. That's the third one this week and it's only Monday.
What's the difference between Princess Diana and Thomas the Tank Engine?
Thomas came out the other end of the tunnel.
Why did the orphan like to jump? So they can jump off a bridge to be reunited with their parents.
1 like = 10 more orphans in my basement.
A bomb is like a baby; when you drop it, everyone screams.
If you think about it the 9/11 memorial it just a scoreboard
