Tragedy jokes
When you are being spoon-fed and your mum says, "Here comes the airplane."
I hate when people make jokes about the Twin Towers.
My dad died on 9/11. He was a great pilot.
Mother got shot, damn.
Father got shot, damn.
Sister got shot, damn.
Brother got shot, damn.
Auntie running away with a shotgun!
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell it to clap until his/her parents are back.
I loved the Twin Towers, it's a shame my dad didn't.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not your parents.
Why don't orphans like getting lost?
Because if people find them, they ask, "Where are your parents?"
Ahmed is a bomber for the Twin Towers.
What do the Twin Towers and murder victims have in common?
Both were owned by their own kind.
When you find out your wife had a miscarriage,
So you start singing "It’s the best day ever!"
Biden did 9/10.
I asked my uncle why he was living on the streets.
He said that he wasn't always on the streets, he used to have a job at these two towers. I asked him what happened, and he said two planes happened.
I don't really understand 9/11 jokes, but they eventually hit me like a plane.
When the school shooter kills five people, and the autistic kid yells, "Heroes never die!"
What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? One alive at the bottom.
Why couldn't your mom make you dinner? Because she's dead!
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and your parents?
Nothing. They are both just memories.
Want to hear an abortion joke, or any joke for that matter? You have that option, and you can thank your mother for that.
But that's a question that will never be heard by an aborted unborn baby, whose only option was death. And that's no joke.
I once told an orphan to go big or go home. He replied, "I can't get home; it got bombed."
I was going to tell a 9/11 joke, but it was really plane.