Tragedy jokes
I was the second worst thing to happen to those orphans.
Q. What do you call a baby born six months early?
A. A miscarriage.
My great uncle died in a concentration camp.
He fell off one of the guard towers.
What was going through the student's heads during a school shooting?
Bullets.
What is another name for 9/11?
A forbidden game of Jenga.
I saw an orphan on the street. I said, "Where are your parents?" He cried and said, "My mum and dad died in a car crash!" 😆😆😂😂🤣
What do you call a car on the side of the road, lit up and ablaze?
Paul Walker's death.
I have an orphan joke.
But it needs parental guidance.
Q: Where do you bury the people killed in 9/11?
A: It's already done for you.
Why is it bad to climb a tree?
You might fall on an orphan! 🫥
Chris Benoit is like a depressed orphan because he killed his family.
The granddaughter wanted to see granny. She killed herself.
Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.
I would say fly high to Kobe, but obviously he didn't...
9/11 jokes are that deadly not even the towers could hold themselves up.
I would say a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't land well.
Kid: Knock, knock.
Orphan: Who’s there?
Kid: Not your parents.
What do school shooting jokes and school shooting victims have in common? They never get old.
How are Kobe’s death and people in 9/11 the same? They both hit the ground really hard.
What is the difference between the Titanic and the Twin Towers?
They both went down.