Tragedy jokes
When a school shooter walks to the intercom and plays Pumped Up Kicks.
Why did the orphan like to jump? So they can jump off a bridge to be reunited with their parents.
1 like = 10 more orphans in my basement.
A bomb is like a baby; when you drop it, everyone screams.
Someone who was working in the tower must've put their phone on plane mode.
If you think about it, the 9/11 memorial is just a scoreboard.
Memes
These jokes are weak like the structure of the towers.
Titanic - "Yo, look at that sexy babe of an iceberg, let's hit her!"
The British equivalent to 9/11 would be a big red bus crashing into Big Ben.
Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle?
Because his wife died.
Why were the twin towers actually twins?
Their birth and death date are the same!
I would make a Paul Walker joke, but it would crash and burn.
You know how 7 ate 9? Why was 10 scared? It's because he was in the middle of 9/11. 🤣
Why do people keep on making jokes about the twin towers?
Because they go down so well.
What’s an abbreviation for school in America?
Shooting range.
Jokes just as dead as the victims.
What were the twin towers plains?
God's playing Jenga.
What do 9-11 and a fighter have in common? They both have a one-two combo.
What's the last thing that went through John F Kennedy's head?
A bullet.
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere!
What's worse than Sally in a trash can? Sally in thirteen trash cans.
I don't like 9/11 jokes; they have a tendency to crash and burn.
Q. What walks through alleys and has a hole in it?
A. Batman's parents.