These jokes are weak like the structure of the towers.
Titanic - "Yo, look at that sexy babe of an iceberg, let's hit her!"
A depressed kid was stuck on a tree, and a man saw the kid.
Man: "Hang in there! I'm gonna get some help!"
Two minutes later, the kid literally did what the guy said.
RIP Daniel Kyre from Cyndago (July 6, 1994-September 18, 2015)
Daniel committed suicide five years ago today......
When a school shooter walks to the intercom and plays Pumped Up Kicks.
Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle?
Because his wife died.
Why were the twin towers actually twins?
Their birth and death date are the same!
What were the terrorists on 9/11 thinking?
"We can't go over it." "Can't go under it." "We have to go through it!"
You know how 7 ate 9? Why was 10 scared? It's because he was in the middle of 9/11. 🤣
Why do people keep on making jokes about the twin towers?
Because they go down so well.
What’s an abbreviation for school in America?
Shooting range.
Jokes just as dead as the victims.
What do 9-11 and a fighter have in common? They both have a one-two combo.
What were the twin towers plains?
God's playing Jenga.
What's the last thing that went through John F Kennedy's head?
A bullet.
I would make a Paul Walker joke, but it would crash and burn.
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere!
What's worse than Sally in a trash can? Sally in thirteen trash cans.
The British equivalent to 9/11 would be a big red bus crashing into Big Ben.
Q. What walks through alleys and has a hole in it?
A. Batman's parents.
Everybody misses Xxxtentacion, but the bullet didn't...
There is this celebrity everybody thought was so down to earth. That was until he hung himself.
Who was not happy that the Titanic sank? The fish under it.
