Tragedy jokes
Fat people are like the Twin Towers. Once they go down, they don’t come back up.
Did you hear about Hellen Keller falling down the well?
She screamed her little fingers off.
The quiet kid's dad dies. You go, "Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not your dad."
Then he says, "What comes after 47?"
The quiet kid says, "AK."
How do terrorists feed their kids?
"Here comes the airplane, and here comes the second one."
Are you the twin towers?
Because I want to crash inside of you.
What do planes and offices have in common?
They both tend to cross paths at the wake of disaster.
I rate you a 9/11.
How do tourists feed their kids?
Here comes the airplane, here comes the second one.
My wife went to Niagara Falls and fell. She broke every bone in her body.
One year later, she recovered. She slipped on an orange peel and died.
It's okay if you miss while saying "Kobe" because he didn't make it either.
They say there is strength in numbers. Tell that to the people in the World Trade Center.
Mom tells her son to go to the other kid, to walk to the kid just standing still, to clap so the kid can hear and move out of the way of the car.
But her son was blind, the other kid had no legs so he couldn't walk, and the kid has no arms so he couldn't clap, and the kid died because he couldn't hear; he was deaf.
I love telling jokes about orphans. I mean, what are they going to do about it? Tell their parents?
What did the helicopter say to the mountain?
Kobe.
What's white and annoying at breakfast? An avalanche.
Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She got hit by an axe.
Why did little Billy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni and got plane.
Orphan: I wish to be like Batman.
Genie: Your wish is granted.
Orphan goes home. His parents are dead.
One thing is for sure, the victims from 9/11 died warm.
Cow: *can't be milked for 20 years*
9/11:
What's an orphan's least favorite movie?
Home.