Tragedy jokes
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it has faster reflexes than the Twin Towers.
These jokes are weak like the structure of the towers.
A depressed kid was stuck on a tree, and a man saw the kid.
Man: "Hang in there! I'm gonna get some help!"
Two minutes later, the kid literally did what the guy said.
RIP Daniel Kyre from Cyndago (July 6, 1994-September 18, 2015)
Daniel committed suicide five years ago today......
When a school shooter walks to the intercom and plays Pumped Up Kicks.
A bomb is like a baby; when you drop it, everyone screams.
Why did the orphan like to jump? So they can jump off a bridge to be reunited with their parents.
1 like = 10 more orphans in my basement.
My aunt used to say, "Slow and steady wins the race." She died in a fire.
If you think about it, the 9/11 memorial is just a scoreboard.
Titanic - "Yo, look at that sexy babe of an iceberg, let's hit her!"
What were the twin towers plains?
God's playing Jenga.
What was the favorite game in 2001? Flight simulator.
The British equivalent to 9/11 would be a big red bus crashing into Big Ben.
Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle?
Because his wife died.
Why were the twin towers actually twins?
Their birth and death date are the same!
I would make a Paul Walker joke, but it would crash and burn.
You know how 7 ate 9? Why was 10 scared? It's because he was in the middle of 9/11. 🤣
Twin Towers ordered Little Caesars but they got jets.
What’s an abbreviation for school in America?
Shooting range.
Jokes just as dead as the victims.
I don't like 9/11 jokes; they have a tendency to crash and burn.
What's the last thing that went through John F Kennedy's head?
A bullet.