Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.
How did they know Princess Diana had Dandruff? They found her head and shoulders in the glove compartment.
what do the titanic and the sixth sense have in common
icy dead people
You call it a burning orphanage. I call it fnaf lore.
What’s similar between the twin towers and Kbe Bryant They both can crashing down
Kobe would still be alive if he would’ve gone to jail for raping that girl.
When I was a kid I used to read a lot. I mainly grew up reading stories by Shakespeare, especially the story Romeo & Juliet. That one in particular taught me a valuable life lesson. It taught me to not be surprised when my girlfriend killed herself.
When was the biggest bbq in history? Hiroshima August 6 1945
What makes a 360 no-scope and JFK's assassination similar?
Both were some of the greatest achievements in history to achieve.
My wife went to Niagara Falls and fell, she broke every bone in her body.
1 year later she recovered. She slipped on an orange peel and died
Today was the worst day ever! My brother got run over, and I lost my driver's license!
what the difference between ww2 kamikaze planes and 9/11...one of the missions succeed
What did death say during a helicopter crash?
KOBE!
Kobe Bryant And 9/11 are two things i dont joke about because when i do they tend to crash and burn
I'll always remember my Dad's last words before he died on 9/11...
Allahu Akbar!
can we stop talking about 911 i lost my dad in it
he was a great pilot
Those poor kids at Sandy Hook, all they wanted was books. Instead, they got magazines
My Great Grandfather died in 9/11
He was an Amazing Pilot
what do you call a rape victim in Ukraine?
Debris
The twin towers are just like my mom and dad, they went to work and never came back
the biggest inconvenience in 2001 i thought was my brother turns out it was 9/11 i guess the planes saw him be born and died from how ugly he was aluh aluckbar
