My wife went to Niagara Falls and fell, she broke every bone in her body.
1 year later she recovered. She slipped on an orange peel and died
what the difference between ww2 kamikaze planes and 9/11...one of the missions succeed
Today was the worst day ever! My brother got run over, and I lost my driver's license!
What did death say during a helicopter crash?
KOBE!
Kobe Bryant And 9/11 are two things i dont joke about because when i do they tend to crash and burn
I'll always remember my Dad's last words before he died on 9/11...
Allahu Akbar!
can we stop talking about 911 i lost my dad in it
he was a great pilot
I was at a funeral for some kids in a school shooting. I don't understand why everyone was so sad, so I asked a lady, what's so sad and she said "What do you think was running through these kid's head before they died". I replied "probably a bullet", she gasped and said "do you have any idea how insensitive that is, what do you think is running through their parent's heads", I said " probably all the money their losing from this funeral".
Those poor kids at Sandy Hook, all they wanted was books. Instead, they got magazines
My Great Grandfather died in 9/11
He was an Amazing Pilot
What is an orphans favorat movie. Hint not home alone. Its actually bat man cuz they are 50% the same as him
the biggest inconvenience in 2001 i thought was my brother turns out it was 9/11 i guess the planes saw him be born and died from how ugly he was aluh aluckbar
One thing is for sure, the victims from 9/11 died warm.
The twin towers are just like my mom and dad, they went to work and never came back
Alright kids! Find a good places to stop! Then, out of the blue, Billy died. But hey, he went to a better place.
Mary's mother was a good person why did she die? -because she got stabbed in the heart 60 times by a switchblade
NWA: Straight Outta Compton Kobe Bryant: Straight Outta the Helicopter
What is the similarities of a pedophile and a 9/11 plane?They both came from behind and crushed them.
my grandma always said, slow and steady wins the race. she died in a fire.
Why were there so many victims in the Grenfell flat fire disaster in London ?
All the exit signs were in English
