Tragedy jokes

The quiet kid's dad dies. You go, "Knock knock."

"Who's there?"

"Not your dad."

Then he says, "What comes after 47?"

The quiet kid says, "AK."

Are you the twin towers?

Because I want to crash inside of you.

What is the difference between a guy with cancer and the Twin Towers?

Nothing, they both fell.

What hit the ground first in 9/11? The people.

My uncle died on 9/11. At least he died doing what he loved, flying planes.

You know how 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9?

Well, how do you think 10 feels being in the middle of 9 11?

Me dozing off while driving.

Everyone else on the passenger plane: September 11, 2001.

My grandpa was a great pilot, but he died on September 11, 2001.

Helicopter, helicopter, Kobe Bryant in my chopper, Sitting next to burning daughter, Lots of smoke and little laughter.

Philza: PUT THE ORPHAN DOWN TECHNOBLADE- NO DON-

Technoblade: R.I.P orphan

What was going through the head of a 9/11 victim on the 88th floor?

The 89th floor.

Kurt Cobain's last job was a blow job. He blew his head clean off.

I’m a god, and I’m here to flex on you bitches. My flight to New York on September 11th was rocky, but I lived.

Imagine dying on a plane, fr. At least try and respawn:/

I was at a funeral for some kids in a school shooting. I don't understand why everyone was so sad, so I asked a lady, "what's so sad?" and she said "What do you think was running through these kid's heads before they died?" I replied "probably a bullet". She gasped and said "do you have any idea how insensitive that is? What do you think is running through their parent's heads?" I said "probably all the money they're losing from this funeral."

There were 500 bricks on a plane. One fell off.

Little Sally was crossing a river full of crocodiles. How did she survive the river? She had a gun. When she got out of the river, she died. Why? Because a brick fell on her head.

The orphan asked a genie to become Batman. Then he went home and saw his parents dead.

I wasn't close to my dad when he died.

Which was good, he died to a landmine.

Don't leave us hanging, Sayori.

The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was flaming hot wings.

Why don't orphans get offended by dark humor? Because it can't hit home.