Tragedy jokes

What’s the name of OceanGate’s next submarine?

Judging by the breathing conditions on their subs, I bet they’ll call it the "George Floyd."

9/11, 911, same thing.

Why was 10 scared?

Because it was in between 9/11.

I just reached 10 million pounds in Euro Truck Simulator, but it's not even close to what Rakhmat Akilov achieved.

What’s the difference between a robber and an orphan?

One is wanted.

What was the last thing to go through the minds of 9/11 jumpers?

Their ankles.

How did the orphan die?

Of sadness.

9/11 isn't something we should joke about. Some people can remember where they were when they found out. I'll never forget where I was when I found out.

It was 9:37, September 10th, 2001. I was in a cave in Iraq when my friend Mohammad told me.

My mom said she would miss me if I committed suicide, so we made it double.

Time to go to New York to visit the Twin Towers.

They’re already getting closer.

Why is America so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.

When the guy came in with a gun to rob the store, I said: "Hey, can I borrow that?"

He says "yes." Me, over here, walking to the cashier and saying: "Goodbye!" He screams: "Have mercy!"

I say: "No, not to you, to me. Say goodbye." He says: "No, don't shoot yourself!" It was too late.

When you are being spoon-fed and your mum says, "Here comes the airplane."

What is an orphan's favorite song?

"Home."

If a baby dies in the womb, is it considered suicide?

Ahmed is a bomber for the Twin Towers.

What did the bones on the moon tell the astronaut?

The cow never made it.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Not your parents.

Mother got shot, damn.

Father got shot, damn.

Sister got shot, damn.

Brother got shot, damn.

Auntie running away with a shotgun!

Why don't orphans like getting lost?

Because if people find them, they ask, "Where are your parents?"