Tragedy jokes
Dark humor is like parents, not everybody gets it.
(just a joke) My grandfather was involved in 9/11. I’ve kept his pilot medals for how good of a pilot he was.
McDonald's and the Twin Towers are alike. McDonald's has a drive-through, and the Twin Towers had a fly-through.
I called the rape advice line last night. Turns out it's just for victims.
Wanna know why not to joke about 9/11? They usually crash the party.
Chuck Norris once said that he didn't like the plane he was riding in. Out of sadness, the plane committed suicide. How, you ask? Ask the Twin Towers.
What do the movies The 6th Sense and Titanic have in common?
Icy dead people.
Where did Johnny go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
Me: Wanna play 9/11?
Friend: What's that?
Me: It's a game where I kick you in both legs and watch you fall.
A white dad, a priest, and a rabbi all run out a burning school, and the dad says, “What about the kids?” and the rabbi replies to him saying, “Fuck the kids,” and the priest says, “Think we got enough time?”
Q: What's stronger than family?
A: Whatever tree Paul Walker hit.
What game did Al-Qaeda play with the Twin Towers on September 11th, 2001? Jenga.
I feel bad for the people who died in 2001. Those poor terrorists died doing their job.
What is 6 inches long and makes women scream? Stillbirth...
Warning, this is dark.
How do you knock out 26 kids in one punch? Give 'em a Sandy Hook.
A receptionist at the Twin Towers orders two pepperoni pizzas. She was upset when she got two planes.
Three construction workers were sitting on the bridge that they were building, having their lunch break. The first guy says, "If I get a Vegemite sandwich again, I am going to jump off this bridge." The second guy says, "If I get a peanut butter sandwich again, I am going to jump off this bridge." The third guy says, "If I get another strawberry jam sandwich, then I am going to jump off this bridge." The next day, the first guy gets a Vegemite sandwich, the second guy gets a peanut butter sandwich, and the third guy gets a strawberry jam sandwich. All three guys jump off the bridge and die. The next day at their funerals, the first wife says, "If he just told me, I would have given him a different sandwich." The second guy's wife says, "It is all my fault. If only I knew." The third wife says, "I don't get it, he makes his own lunch."
What do you call an emo filming their suicide?
America's Funniest Home Videos.
Who says “white men can't jump?” They certainly did when the twin towers were falling.
Why do orphans get offended by dark humor?
It doesn’t hit home.