Tragedy jokes
I heard Kobe was writing a book about helicopters, but it just wouldn't land with people...
I know, I'm going to hell!
I wonder if the 2 Irish kids off the Titanic movie who went to sleep before it sank had wet dreams?
What's black, white, and red all over?
Lossvagus school shooting.
Me: Wanna play 9/11?
Friend: What's that?
Me: It's a game where I kick you in both legs and watch you fall.
What is black and at the top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking's after a fire.
Last night I burned down an orphanage.
There was one survivor who said I would regret it. I said, "What are you gonna do, tell your parents?"
Did you know the pool in the Titanic is still full?
*At A Funeral For Someone Who Jumped Off A Building* Victim's Mom: "I wonder what was the last thing that went through his head..."
Me: "Honestly... Probably his ass."
What do pedophiles and Sandy Hook have in common?
Shooting up schoolchildren.
You know how on Snapchat "hmu" means hit me up? A school posted "smu." Nikolas Cruz responded.
When you accidentally choke your girlfriend to death and then realize that it's your sister so who gives a f**k?
Why couldn’t most people remember 9/11?
Because it flew over their heads.
What do you do when you see a sad orphan?
Nothing, let them wait for their parents.
How did the orphan die?
Of sadness.
My uncle died in the 9/11 attacks. He was the best pilot I had ever met.
Where did Johnny go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
I don't understand the plane crash at 9/11. My dad was a great pilot!
Why are school shooting jokes so funny?
Answer: The bullets hit your funny bone!
I wasn’t understanding what I had to do for homework, so my teacher said, “Let me break it down for you like the Twin Towers.”
What do you call a circus show? A school shooter.