Tragedy jokes
What’s black and blue and doesn’t like to have sex?
A rape victim!
Nobody:
Titanic: sYnCccCc
Iceberg: yAaaYeEee
People: yAaanOooO
Ocean: fUuudD
If you kill an orphan, would that count as a squad wipe?
When you're going to Titanic: It's the best ship in the world.
When you know it's sinking: It's the poor ship!
What's a school shooter's favorite flower?
Columbine.
Do not tell an orphan family meeting; they wouldn't get it.
Knock knock?
Who's there?
Not Sally, she doesn’t have any arms.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? She doesn’t have any arms.
Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus.
How many fingers am I holding up?
Said the suicide bomber, referring to the countdown.
What starts with the letter M, ends with -arriage and is a man's favorite thing? Miscarriage. That joke never gets old, just like the baby.
What has more brains than a student in a school shooting? The wall behind them.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap until their parents come home.
What’s black and sits on top of the stairs?
Christopher Reeves in a house fire.
Levon Aronian's wife died in a car crash. That's wheelie unfortunate.
What's the difference between the Titanic and Georgie from "It"?
Georgie floated!
Want to know why parents don't get school shooting jokes?
Because they are aimed at a younger audience.
What’s an abbreviation for school in America?
Shooting range.
Jokes just as dead as the victims.
What was going through the student's heads during a school shooting?
Bullets.
Why did the royal wedding get more publicity than a school shooting?
Cause a royal wedding doesn't happen once a week.
Orphan: I want to be like Batman.
Orphan worker: You are already like him, honey.
Orphan: "I want to kill my parents."
People: "I don't think you have the facilities for that, big man."