Son: Dad? Why is mommy no longer with us?
Dad: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Son: Why?
Dad: To get to the other side, but your mother only made it about halfway.
my dad died lol
What is 6 inches long and makes women scream? Stillbirth...
What do you call a 5-year-old with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
What died on 9/11?
2,996 people.
Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream cone?
He got hit by a bus.
What type of pizza did the 9/11 victims order? Two planes.
Why did the Royal Wedding get more publicity than the SantaFe school shooting?
'Cause Royal Weddings don't happen every week.
The granddaughter wanted to see granny. She killed herself.
What has more brains than the Columbine students? The wall behind them, xD.
Mary's mother was a good person. Why did she die?
Because she got stabbed in the heart 60 times by a switchblade.
I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn't have a homepage.
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere!
What's worse than Sally in a trash can? Sally in thirteen trash cans.
What kind of punch hurts a kid the most?
A sandy hook.
Who are the fastest readers?
911 victims. They went through 88 stories in 7 seconds.
What happens when you have a kid with Tourette's and a hair trigger?
The Las Vegas shooting.
Why was Aaron's mum sad? The bus missed Aaron.
"9/11 was just a really intense game of Jenga."
Paul Walker's death was a tragedy, but at least he went out in a blaze of glory.
A priest and a rabbi run out of a burning church, and the priest says, "What about the children?" The rabbi says, "Fuck the children." And the priest says, "Do you think we'll have time?"
