Tragedy jokes
Did you know there was a record for the quickest time to finish a story? The day it was set was 9/11. 99 stories in .4 seconds.
What does a dad and the Twin Towers have in common? Once they're gone they never come back.
What joke do you tell an orphan?
Knock knock...
Who's there?
Not your parents.
I just wanted to write something random.
And now my wife is dead.
An orphan walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Buddy, you have to go home." The orphan replies, "Where is home?"
Roses are red, violets are violet.
My grandad died in 9/11. He was a good pilot.
People in plays say that everyone's life is a drama, but mine's a tragedy.
Did you hear about the school shooting joke? Well, I won't tell you it's aimed at a younger audience.
Kobe ended so many games with threes. Now he ends his life with trees.
When the school shooter is gonna clap the football team but his AK jams: “Take it easy guys, I was just joking!”
Hey, Kenya, what is your favorite song?
"Lonely."
There will be no school shooter joke today in honor of the 10 people killed in the Colorado grocery store shooting. R.I.P.
When the school shooter walks by the emo kid and doesn’t feel his gun anymore.
I respect anyone who devotes their life to charity work.
But I think Paul Walker went a step too far.
When the school shooter gives the autistic kid a glock and he shoots himself, thinking it’s a cigarette.
Where did the orphan go after the orphanage blew up everywhere?
I would say a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't land well.
Lol. It was just a prank, bro.
Who read the most words?
911 passengers, they read 12 stories in 9.10 seconds.
Person: So you know that person's name you say when you make a hoop, well he's dead.
Friend: Yeah, John Wilkes Booth.
Person: How dare you say that he killed Abraham Lincoln?
Friend: Terrible guy but he never missed a shot!