Tragedy jokes

I would tell you a joke about 9/11, but it would come crashing down on you.

When the school shooter knocks on the classroom door, and the autistic kid opens it.

Remember, kids: the school shooter can't get you if YOU are the shooter.

NWA: Straight Outta Compton.

Kobe Bryant: Straight Outta the Helicopter.

Wanna know why not to joke about 9/11? They usually crash the party.

best friend makes 9/11 joke.

you: "hey, my dad was inside the tower."

best friend: "I'm sorry."

you: "I always knew he was a great pilot."

What's Kobe's favorite song? "It's Going Down" for real.

I would say fly high to Kobe, but obviously he didn't...

Orphan

BRAKING NEWS!

Little Johnny's dead!

This is crazy! Little Johnny died!

I would make a joke about Kobe, but I don't think it would fly very well.

Teachers at a school shooting be like: damn it. That's the third one this week and it's only Monday.

I want to make a joke about Kobe, but it won't land well.

Why did the orphan commit suicide?

So he could find home.

"I hope my death would make more sense than my life."- Joker

How do you create the world's quickest human pyramid?

Turn on the gas chamber.

I would tell jokes about Kobe, but they would just crash and burn.

Who were the fastest readers? 9/11 victims. They went through 95 stories in 10 seconds.

Why is 10 so sad? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.