Tragedy jokes
Man 1: Hey, I heard you survived a school shooting. What was it like?
Man 2: People were screaming and running everywhere. I was only able to get a few of them.
Alyas' dad died, that's comedy. Something not funny is like BLM.
Why are you an orphan? Loser...
I just killed a family of five.
Now I’m an orphan.
Warning, this is dark.
How do you knock out 26 kids in one punch? Give 'em a Sandy Hook.
Kobe Bryant and 9/11 are two things I don't joke about because when I do, they tend to crash and burn.
What do you call a person who died in war?
Little Johnny.
Orphan: I wish to be like Batman.
Genie: Your wish is granted.
Orphan goes home. His parents are dead.
Today was the worst day ever! My brother got run over, and I lost my driver's license!
I called the rape advice line last night. Turns out it's just for victims.
What is the difference between a dead baby and an orphan?
The dead baby happened on purpose while the orphan came out as an accident!
When I saw a girl sitting on the ground crying, I asked her where her parents were. She cried louder. That’s why I like to volunteer in an orphanage.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell him, "Clap your hands until your mom comes."
Gwen, we can chat in 2 months. My aunt just died from COVID, and it is taking forever for us to get there to California. I love you, your boyfriend, Prince!
1) Did you hear the one about the school shooting? Actually, I better not... You wouldn't understand, it's aimed more towards a younger audience.
2) 6 was scared cuz 7 8 9, so why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9/11.
3) 10 dead babies.
Dark humor is like cancer, it's even funnier when children get it.
Guys, we shouldn't make jokes about 9/11. My dad was a victim.
He was the best pilot in Arab.
Did you know there was a record for the quickest time to finish a story? The day it was set was 9/11. 99 stories in .4 seconds.
What does a dad and the Twin Towers have in common? Once they're gone they never come back.
What joke do you tell an orphan?
Knock knock...
Who's there?
Not your parents.