Tragedy jokes
I want to make a joke about Kobe, but it won't land well.
Why did the orphan commit suicide?
So he could find home.
"I hope my death would make more sense than my life."- Joker
How do you create the world's quickest human pyramid?
Turn on the gas chamber.
I would tell jokes about Kobe, but they would just crash and burn.
Who were the fastest readers? 9/11 victims. They went through 95 stories in 10 seconds.
Why is 10 so sad? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Not your parents.
Cow: *can't be milked for 20 years*
9/11:
A man driving along a country road sees a little girl crying next to a cliff. He gets out and says, "Aw, what's the matter little girl?"
She points off the cliff, and at the bottom is the family car, burning with everyone inside, all mangled and dead.
The man unbuckles his pants and says, "Little girl, today just ain't your day."
"What did the blind, dumb, paraplegic, dead, eight-year-old child get for their birthday?"
"Cancer."
What's 12 inches long, red, and when I force feed it to my wife, she cries?
Her miscarriage.
The Titanic basically nominated all the passengers for the ice bucket challenge.
Philza: PUT THE ORPHAN DOWN TECHNOBLADE- NO DON-
Technoblade: R.I.P orphan
"I hate when people make 9/11 jokes because my grandfather died during the Twin Tower attacks. He was the best pilot in Saudi Arabia."
What is big and stupid?
The Titanic.
What’s the difference between dark humor and morbid humor?
Dark humor is ten kids in one container; morbid humor is one kid in ten containers.
Captain of the Titanic: “Where’s all that f***ing water coming from?”
I don’t like making jokes about 9/11. My grandad died in it, he was the greatest pilot I ever knew.
September 11, bring your plane to work day.