It’s been a terrible day today my ex got hit by a bus and died. Not only this but the council cut my bus drivers permit
So Kobe Bryant walked into a bar, just kidding, he's dead and his fame went spiraling out of control.
How are the faster readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they read 80 stories in 10 seconds.
2020 was the first time Kobe had passed in years.
Stop making jokes about Kobe.
Suicide is never the answer.
Suicide is the question.
The answer is yes.
911 jokes are just plane wrong, my dad was a great pilot you know.
This joke probably flew over people's heads, but for some people it flew into their head.
"White people can't jump"...
"You must not have seen the twin towers on 9/11."
Someone telling a joke:
Boy: "My parents are dead."
Girl: "My grandad is too."
Orphan who listened to it: "That joke is dead!"
Person who told the joke: "So is your family!"
What's the difference between Princess Diana and Thomas the Tank Engine?
Thomas came out the other end of the tunnel.
My dad died in 9/11. He was such a good pilot.
What’s black and blue and doesn’t like to have sex?
A rape victim!!!
Nobody:
Titanic: sYnCccCc
Iceberg: yAaaYeEee
People: yAaanOooO
Ocean: fUuudD
If you kill an orphan, would that count as a squad wipe?
When you're going to Titanic: It's the best ship in the world.
When you know it's sinking: It's the poor ship!
What's a school shooter's favorite flower?
Columbine.
Do not tell an orphan family meeting; they wouldn't get it.
How many fingers am I holding up?
Said the suicide bomber, referring to the countdown.
What starts with the letter M, ends with -arriage and is a man's favorite thing? Miscarriage. That joke never gets old, just like the baby.
What has more brains than a student in a school shooting? The wall behind them.
