Tragedy

Tragedy jokes

What’s similar between the twin towers and Kobe Bryant?

They both can crash down.

Man 1: Hey, I heard you survived a school shooting. What was it like?

Man 2: People were screaming and running everywhere. I was only able to get a few of them.

Warning, this is dark.

How do you knock out 26 kids in one punch? Give 'em a Sandy Hook.

Kobe Bryant and 9/11 are two things I don't joke about because when I do, they tend to crash and burn.

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  • Orphan: I wish to be like Batman.

    Genie: Your wish is granted.

    Orphan goes home. His parents are dead.

    Today was the worst day ever! My brother got run over, and I lost my driver's license!

    What is the difference between a dead baby and an orphan?

    The dead baby happened on purpose while the orphan came out as an accident!

    When I saw a girl sitting on the ground crying, I asked her where her parents were. She cried louder. That’s why I like to volunteer in an orphanage.

    How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?

    You tell him, "Clap your hands until your mom comes."

    Gwen, we can chat in 2 months. My aunt just died from COVID, and it is taking forever for us to get there to California. I love you, your boyfriend, Prince!

    1) Did you hear the one about the school shooting? Actually, I better not... You wouldn't understand, it's aimed more towards a younger audience.

    2) 6 was scared cuz 7 8 9, so why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9/11.

    3) 10 dead babies.

    Dark humor is like cancer, it's even funnier when children get it.