Tragedy jokes
Who do you think is the fastest reader? Incorrect. It's 9/11. It went through 100 stories in 2 seconds.
I wish that people would stop mailing jokes about Kobe Bryant. Guys, all they do is crash and burn!
Kobe Bryant never missed a shot.
But he nailed that mountain.
I did a knock knock joke to an orphan. I said, "Knock knock." He said, "Who is there?" And I said, "Not your parents."
Why do orphans love tornadoes? Because they always pick you up!
Last night, I burned an orphanage. There was one survivor who said I would regret it. I said, "What are you gonna do? Tell your parents?"
How do you get an orphan's hands to bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come home!
Stop making these, I am orphan, pls stop.
What did the bones on the moon tell the astronaut?
The cow never made it.
What did the helicopter say to the mountain?
Kobe.
What do u call an orphan that takes a photo?
A family photo!
Dark humor is like cancer, it's even funnier when kids get it.
What’s the last balloon George Floyd blew up? His heroin balloon.
What does Sonic say when he's bored?
Punch an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
Who says “white men can't jump?” They certainly did when the twin towers were falling.
It hasn't been the same since Kobe died. I can't say "Kobe" anymore when going to shoot a shot. Now I have to say, "Kobe crash!"
My dad died in 9/11... He was the best pilot I know.
Q. What movie represents an orphan's life?
A. Spiderman: No Way Home.
The ocean will kill you to death expensively if you're on Titanic. Buying the tickets was a waste of money.
If messyourself was on the Titanic, he would die first.