Tragedy

Tragedy jokes

Me dozing off while driving.

Everyone else on the passenger plane: September 11, 2001.

What hits the ground first, the feather or the emo?

The feather, because the emo is hung in the tree.

What if the ocean just raided Titanic of its people? Like instead of it flooding, it was raiding it and threatened the passengers if they told, so they just said an iceberg flooded the ship.

Me: I am the second worst thing that happened to these orphans.

Friend: What was the first?

Me: They- they weren't always orphans.

Friend: O-O

My wife went to Niagara Falls and fell. She broke every bone in her body.

One year later, she recovered. She slipped on an orange peel and died.

Mother got shot, damn.

Father got shot, damn.

Sister got shot, damn.

Brother got shot, damn.

Auntie running away with a shotgun!

"Come on, man, give the orphans a break with these jokes."

"No, not until their parents pick them up."

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