Tragedy jokes
Normally I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it’s two plane.
I wasn't close to my dad when he died.
Which was good, he died to a landmine.
Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 who? You said you would never forget.
Q: What was the last thing Kurt Cobain said to Courtney Love before he died?
A: “Holes gonna be big.”
Is it a bird, is it a plane?
No, it’s a 9/11 victim.
School shooting happens:
Foreign exchange student: Sobbing under desk.
American student: “First time?”
The student from Irak with an AK47: "RAtatata..."
Why do orphans mehfjekskkskdjfjdkdkks?
"9/11 people" say that jet fuel cannot melt steel beams.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pizza, but all they got was plane.
Where did the orphans go when the orphanage blew up?
Everywhere.
Me.
The joke is me.
I wasn’t close to my dad when he died. It’s a good thing he stepped on a land mine.
Why was 10 afraid?
Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
Those poor kids at Sandy Hook, all they wanted was books. Instead, they got magazines.
An orphanage got robbed yesterday. Let's just say that's the second worst thing to happen to those orphans. At least they didn't end up like their parents.
Why were the people in the Twin Towers such good readers?
They went through 110 stories in 10 seconds.
I wanted to play as Kobe Bryant on my gaming console, but the game kept crashing.
Every kid in a classroom is relevant, because if one of them gets shot, they will all be featured on the news.
I hate when people make jokes about the Twin Towers.
My dad died on 9/11. He was a great pilot.
What do the Twin Towers and murder victims have in common?
Both were owned by their own kind.