Tragedy jokes
Where did the orphans go when the orphanage blew up?
Everywhere.
Me.
The joke is me.
I wasn’t close to my dad when he died. It’s a good thing he stepped on a land mine.
Why was 10 afraid?
Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
Those poor kids at Sandy Hook, all they wanted was books. Instead, they got magazines.
An orphanage got robbed yesterday. Let's just say that's the second worst thing to happen to those orphans. At least they didn't end up like their parents.
Why were the people in the Twin Towers such good readers?
They went through 110 stories in 10 seconds.
I wanted to play as Kobe Bryant on my gaming console, but the game kept crashing.
Every kid in a classroom is relevant, because if one of them gets shot, they will all be featured on the news.
I hate when people make jokes about the Twin Towers.
My dad died on 9/11. He was a great pilot.
What do the Twin Towers and murder victims have in common?
Both were owned by their own kind.
Why do Americans suck at chess?.......... They already lost two towers.
Me: Calls 9-1-1.
Operator: 9/11, what’s your emergency?
Me: *hangs up*
My Wi-Fi must be Kobe, because it crashed hard.
What does a light bulb and a school shooter have in common?
They both light up the room.
The twin towers were just tryna take after the leaning tower of Pisa, but they lost their balance and fucked it up.
Genders are like the twin towers. There used to be two, but now it's just a sensitive subject.
9/11 victims are the best readers.
They went through hundreds of stories in a few seconds.
Kobe missed a lot of shots, but he sure didn’t miss the mountain.
Why did the orphan commit mass murder?
To be on top of the wanted list.