Tragedy jokes
What's the worst thing about committing suicide? You can only do it once.
What's the only regret you would have when you eventually kill yourself? It wasn't sooner.
Why would an orphan kill his family? Because they weren't there.
Why did the orphan jump into the burning building?
It was too cold because they did not have a home.
Yo mama so fat, a bombing and 89 stories didn't kill her.
Who were the people that survived 9/11?
The ones who decided it would be a good idea to jump.
How are Kobe’s death and people in 9/11 the same? They both hit the ground really hard.
Why didn't Superman save the Twin Towers?
Because he's a quadriplegic.
Normally I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it’s two plane.
What is George Floyd's favorite shade of color? Kneeon.
I wasn't close to my dad when he died.
Which was good, he died to a landmine.
Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 who? You said you would never forget.
I was wearing a George Floyd t-shirt, and a person said to me: "That must be a bit tight round the neck."
Q: What was the last thing Kurt Cobain said to Courtney Love before he died?
A: “Holes gonna be big.”
Is it a bird, is it a plane?
No, it’s a 9/11 victim.
School shooting happens:
Foreign exchange student: Sobbing under desk.
American student: “First time?”
The student from Irak with an AK47: "RAtatata..."
Why do orphans mehfjekskkskdjfjdkdkks?
"9/11 people" say that jet fuel cannot melt steel beams.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pizza, but all they got was plane.
Where did the orphans go when the orphanage blew up?
Everywhere.
Me.
The joke is me.