Suicide is never the answer.
Suicide is the question.
The answer is yes.
911 jokes are just plane wrong, my dad was a great pilot you know.
This joke probably flew over people's heads, but for some people it flew into their head.
"White people can't jump"...
"You must not have seen the twin towers on 9/11."
What's the difference between Princess Diana and Thomas the Tank Engine?
Thomas came out the other end of the tunnel.
my dad died in 9/11. he was such a good pilot
What’s black and blue and doesn’t like to have sex?
A rape victim!!!
Nobody :
Titanic : sYnCccCc
Iceberg : yAaaYeEee
People : yAaanOooO
Ocean : fUuudD
If you kill an orphan, would that count as a squad wipe?
When you going to titanic: Its a the best ship at world When you know its sinking: Its the poor ship!
What's a school shooter's favorite flower?
Columbine.
Do not tell an orphan family meeting; they wouldn't get it.
How many fingers am I holding up?
Said the suicide bomber, referring to the countdown.
What starts with the letter M, ends with -arriage and is a man's favorite thing? Miscarriage. That joke never gets old, just like the baby.
What has more brains than a student in a school shooting, the wall behind them
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap until their parents come home.
Levon Aronian's wife died in a car crash. That's wheelie unfortunate.
Want to know why parents don't get school shooting jokes?
Because they are aimed at a younger audience.
What’s an abbreviation for school in America?
Shooting range.
Jokes just as dead as the victims.
Why did the royal wedding get more publicity than a school shooting?
Cause a royal wedding doesn't happen once a week.
Orphan: "I want to kill my parents."
People: "I don't think you have the facilities for that, big man."
