Tragedy jokes
Six was scared of seven because 7 8 9, so why was 10 scared? Because he was caught between 9/11.
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into the school fire and said, "Hot wheels."
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap until their parents come back.
What's cold, blue and makes women cry?
Cot death.
If a homeschooled kid shoots his parents, does that count as a school shooting?
6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it's in the middle of 9/11!
Why did the orphan cross the road?
His parents were on the other side!
what song did people in Hiroshima listen to?
"Here Comes the Sun."
My Mom said, "I have a daughter that killed herself for getting bullied."
Well, I said, "Have you seen her?"
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an airplane landing strip? Don't know, neither did my dad.
9/11, also known as the day football stopped.
Who's an orphan?
You are.
Nobody: People on the Titanic: *SCREAMING INTENSIFIES*
Why did the orphan die?
He killed himself because the lack of a support system made him depressed.
"FUCK IT HURTS SO BAD PLEASE SEND AN AMBULANCE I CAN'T BREATHE (I am Paul Walker btw)"
How are orphans and blind kids similar?
They both have never seen their parents :)
"Stop telling these orphan jokes!! Maybe some people that read these are orphans!"
I'll stop telling orphan jokes when their parents come back.
Ya ever think about the twin towers plan?
Me neither. It all came crashing down.
Why did the orphan kill himself?
I don't really understand 9/11 jokes, but they eventually hit me like a plane.