On the day of 9/11, the WTC's ordered cheese and pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
Tragedy Jokes
There is this celebrity everybody thought was so down to earth. That was until he hung himself.
When your mom says it will all be ok if you just......... *there is blood on the floor*
What did the north tower say to the south tower?
"Let’s talk later, I gotta catch a plane."
What were the terrorists on 9/11 thinking?
"We can't go over it." "Can't go under it." "We have to go through it!"
What were the twin towers plains?
God's playing Jenga.
What does Kobe and the Twin Towers have in common?
The pilots just couldn't stick the landing.
Wow, that was explosive!
Man, I'm on fire 🔥 today!
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You make them clap until they go home.
Bruh, Travis Scott went from Astroworld festival to after world festival.
What did the captain of the Titanic do before the Titanic sunk?
He nominated everyone for the ice bucket awards.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Make it clap until its parents come home.
To all of you making jokes about orphans, it’s all fun and games until both of your parents leave you.
LMFAO (my parents left me and it’s not the funniest thing ever)
You know, people should really stop making fun of 911....both my parents died.
One driving one plane, and the other driving the other.
Dark humor is like parents, not everybody gets it.
Tell an orphan: if you got no parents, clap your hands.
Who do you think is the fastest reader? Incorrect. It's 9/11. It went through 100 stories in 2 seconds.
I wish that people would stop mailing jokes about Kobe Bryant. Guys, all they do is crash and burn!
Kobe Bryant never missed a shot.
But he nailed that mountain.
I did a knock knock joke to an orphan. I said, "Knock knock." He said, "Who is there?" And I said, "Not your parents."
Why do orphans love tornadoes? Because they always pick you up!
