Tragedy

Tragedy jokes

Bro, stop. You guys are saying the same jokes over and over. If you're gonna tell a 9/11 joke, just go laugh about the Great Thumps.

Sonic says... April 1st is the best day to do a school shooting. They will think it’s a joke! 😃

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?

Tell them to clap until they see their parents.

The twin towers are just like my mom and dad, they went to work and never came back.

On the day of 9/11, the WTC's ordered cheese and pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.

There is this celebrity everybody thought was so down to earth. That was until he hung himself.

What were the terrorists on 9/11 thinking?

"We can't go over it." "Can't go under it." "We have to go through it!"

What does Kobe and the Twin Towers have in common?

The pilots just couldn't stick the landing.

Wow, that was explosive!

Man, I'm on fire 🔥 today!

What did the captain of the Titanic do before the Titanic sunk?

He nominated everyone for the ice bucket awards.

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?

Make it clap until its parents come home.

To all of you making jokes about orphans, it’s all fun and games until both of your parents leave you.

LMFAO (my parents left me and it’s not the funniest thing ever)