9/11 victims are the best readers.
They went through hundreds of stories in a few seconds.
Kobe missed a lot of shots, but he sure didn’t miss the mountain.
Why did the orphan commit mass murder?
To be on top of the wanted list.
Titanic walks into a bar. Britannic: "What would you like to drink?" Titanic: "An iceberg."
(Titanic ll) yeah boyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy :) (iceberg) ok at least there isn't 99 more titanics (99 more titanics pop up) yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh boy:) (iceberg) :(
What do you call an orphan's parents?
Dead meat.
So, this guy and his wife figure out that she has gotten pregnant. The baby is due March 31st. Well, the guy is at work and he gets a call from his wife. She tells him she is going into labor. He rushes to pick her up, and once he is on the road, he starts speeding. Eventually, he hits another car and swerves off the road into a ditch. He wakes up in the hospital, looks around but doesn’t see his wife. He asks the doctor, "Is my wife okay? She was carrying my child." The doctor said the wife is fine and the baby is in good health. 10 seconds later he goes, "APRIL FOOLS! Your wife is dead and your child has brain damage."
Where do you find an orphan? Just look for your mum.
Me: dozes off while driving. Everybody else on the passenger plane on September 11.
POV: You're an orphan.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not your mom.
What’s an orphan's favorite event?
Homecoming.
Why does this website have a home page? It's an orphan joke waiting to happen.
Kobe Bryant jokes just don't really fly well now.
Me dozing off while driving.
Everyone else on the passenger plane: September 11, 2001.
What hits the ground first, the feather or the emo?
The feather, because the emo is hung in the tree.
What if the ocean just raided Titanic of its people? Like instead of it flooding, it was raiding it and threatened the passengers if they told, so they just said an iceberg flooded the ship.
Me: I am the second worst thing that happened to these orphans.
Friend: What was the first?
Me: They- they weren't always orphans.
Friend: O-O
My wife went to Niagara Falls and fell. She broke every bone in her body.
One year later, she recovered. She slipped on an orange peel and died.
Why do Americans suck at chess? Because they lost two towers.
Why do orphans get offended by dark humor?
It doesn’t hit home.
