Tragedy jokes
What’s the worst song to play in front of a vegetable? “James Brown - Get on Up”
What’s the worst song to play in front of a handicapped kid? “Van Halen - Jump”
What's the worst song to play in front of a black man in Minneapolis? “I Can't Breathe - Juice Wrld”
Kobe never missed a shot, but he missed the helipad.
I'm going to hell!
I swear I witnessed your nana fall down the stairs.
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I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would just crash and burn.
What is the difference between orphans and serial killers?
Serial killers are wanted.
What's black and yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of orphans.
Up into the sky so very far, here comes Dr. Seuss! "ALLAHU AKBAR", at the ripe old age of 97, he committed 9/11.
Six was scared of seven because 7 8 9, so why was 10 scared? Because he was caught between 9/11.
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into the school fire and said, "Hot wheels."
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap until their parents come back.
What's cold, blue and makes women cry?
Cot death.
If a homeschooled kid shoots his parents, does that count as a school shooting?
6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it's in the middle of 9/11!
Why did the orphan cross the road?
His parents were on the other side!
what song did people in Hiroshima listen to?
"Here Comes the Sun."
My Mom said, "I have a daughter that killed herself for getting bullied."
Well, I said, "Have you seen her?"
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an airplane landing strip? Don't know, neither did my dad.
9/11, also known as the day football stopped.
Who's an orphan?
You are.
Nobody: People on the Titanic: *SCREAMING INTENSIFIES*