Tragedy

Tragedy jokes

On the day of 9/11, the WTC's ordered cheese and pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.

There is this celebrity everybody thought was so down to earth. That was until he hung himself.

What were the terrorists on 9/11 thinking?

"We can't go over it." "Can't go under it." "We have to go through it!"

What does Kobe and the Twin Towers have in common?

The pilots just couldn't stick the landing.

Wow, that was explosive!

Man, I'm on fire 🔥 today!

What did the captain of the Titanic do before the Titanic sunk?

He nominated everyone for the ice bucket awards.

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?

Make it clap until its parents come home.

To all of you making jokes about orphans, it’s all fun and games until both of your parents leave you.

LMFAO (my parents left me and it’s not the funniest thing ever)

You know, people should really stop making fun of 911....both my parents died.

One driving one plane, and the other driving the other.

Who do you think is the fastest reader? Incorrect. It's 9/11. It went through 100 stories in 2 seconds.

I wish that people would stop mailing jokes about Kobe Bryant. Guys, all they do is crash and burn!

I did a knock knock joke to an orphan. I said, "Knock knock." He said, "Who is there?" And I said, "Not your parents."