My wife went to Niagara Falls and fell. She broke every bone in her body.
One year later, she recovered. She slipped on an orange peel and died.
Why do Americans suck at chess? Because they lost two towers.
Why do orphans get offended by dark humor?
It doesn’t hit home.
Helen Keller was a pilot in 9/11.
Kid finds genie lamp, wishes to be Batman.
Genie: You're now an orphan.
What's the emergency number, Jimmy?
Jimmy: 9/11!
I would make a Paul Walker joke, but it would crash and burn.
They named a road after George Floyd. It was a dead end, though.
9/11 911 same thing
Mother got shot, damn.
Father got shot, damn.
Sister got shot, damn.
Brother got shot, damn.
Auntie running away with a shotgun!
"Come on, man, give the orphans a break with these jokes."
"No, not until their parents pick them up."
Whoever said that about me better pray!
What’s similar between the twin towers and Kobe Bryant?
They both can crash down.
My grandpa lost his toe today. 😔
Nvm, we found it. It's in his TOEtruck.
Man 1: Hey, I heard you survived a school shooting. What was it like?
Man 2: People were screaming and running everywhere. I was only able to get a few of them.
Alyas' dad died, that's comedy. Something not funny is like BLM.
I just killed a family of five.
Now I’m an orphan.
Warning, this is dark.
How do you knock out 26 kids in one punch? Give 'em a Sandy Hook.
Kobe Bryant and 9/11 are two things I don't joke about because when I do, they tend to crash and burn.
Orphan: I wish to be like Batman.
Genie: Your wish is granted.
Orphan goes home. His parents are dead.
