Last night, I burned an orphanage. There was one survivor who said I would regret it. I said, "What are you gonna do? Tell your parents?"
Tragedy Jokes
How do you get an orphan's hands to bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come home!
Stop making these, I am orphan, pls stop.
What did the bones on the moon tell the astronaut?
The cow never made it.
What did the helicopter say to the mountain?
Kobe.
What do u call an orphan that takes a photo?
A family photo!
Dark humor is like cancer, it's even funnier when kids get it.
What does Sonic say when he's bored?
Punch an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
Who says “white men can't jump?” They certainly did when the twin towers were falling.
It hasn't been the same since Kobe died. I can't say "Kobe" anymore when going to shoot a shot. Now I have to say, "Kobe crash!"
My dad died in 9/11... He was the best pilot I know.
Q. What movie represents an orphan's life?
A. Spiderman: No Way Home.
The ocean will kill you to death expensively if you're on Titanic. Buying the tickets was a waste of money.
If messyourself was on the Titanic, he would die first.
Bro, my friend told me all his humor is dead and dry, and I was like, "Just like 9/11 victims."
I like sucking the Twin Towers off, but then I forgot dad already finished the job.
What do you call an orphan that sings a solo?
Want to hear an abortion joke, or any joke for that matter? You have that option, and you can thank your mother for that.
But that's a question that will never be heard by an aborted unborn baby, whose only option was death. And that's no joke.
Orphan: Favorite song?
My name:
Even if you do burn down an orphanage, it's not gonna matter. It's not like they have homes.
