Tragedy

Tragedy jokes

Terrorist

    • When you name yourself Twin Towers and Terrorist in Kahoot:

    "Twin Towers" is on fire🔥

    "Terrorist" is on a streak of 2.

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    • Orphan

    • Yesterday I saw an orphan walking down the street. I asked him if he was ok. He said no, so I asked him if he needed help. And he said yes, so I let him in my car and said, "Don't worry, you'll be home with you parents soon." He said, "My parents died." I said, "I know...." I went for the cliffs.

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    • Orphan

    • Yesterday I saw an orphan walking down the street. I asked him if he was ok. He said no, so I asked him if he needed help. And he said yes, so I let him in my car and said, "Don't worry, you'll be home with your parents soon." He said my parents died. I said I know.

    Orphan

    • How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?

    Make them clap until their parents come back.

    Gun

    • When the guy came in with a gun to rob the store, I said: "Hey, can I borrow that?"

    He says "yes." Me, over here, walking to the cashier and saying: "Goodbye!" He screams: "Have mercy!"

    I say: "No, not to you, to me. Say goodbye." He says: "No, don't shoot yourself!" It was too late.

    9/11

    • If someone told me to bring up 9/11, they were trying to make a funny joke, but it didn't work.

    That one really *crashed and burned*.

    9/11

    • Why did the people in 9/11 not call 911? Because it would call the pilots.

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