Tragedy

Tragedy jokes

You know, people should really stop making fun of 911....both my parents died.

One driving one plane, and the other driving the other.

Who do you think is the fastest reader? Incorrect. It's 9/11. It went through 100 stories in 2 seconds.

I wish that people would stop mailing jokes about Kobe Bryant. Guys, all they do is crash and burn!

I did a knock knock joke to an orphan. I said, "Knock knock." He said, "Who is there?" And I said, "Not your parents."

Last night, I burned an orphanage. There was one survivor who said I would regret it. I said, "What are you gonna do? Tell your parents?"

What does Sonic say when he's bored?

Punch an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?

It hasn't been the same since Kobe died. I can't say "Kobe" anymore when going to shoot a shot. Now I have to say, "Kobe crash!"