Tragedy jokes
Hey, did you know that 9/11 won a Grammy?
Yes, best comedy award.
There were people having sex when it started sinking. Legend tells when you go near the ship you can see semen, and if you listen close enough you'll hear them moaning.
Now that's a hell of a ghost story!
Little Johnny likes to play with toy guns.
Little Johnny paints them black.
Little Johnny went to a gun store.
Little Johnny made a big mess.
The cemetery people were getting paid.
The two brothers were sitting next to each other. They played with planes all day long. They got too violent, and now their sister (World Trade Center) stands there. The brothers were put up for adoption, and the planes were given back to their owners.
Why did the orphan cross the road and stop in a lane? To get run over.
The only thing brighter than my future is the fire on the World Trade Center.
Chris Benoit is like a depressed orphan because he killed his family.
Can you imagine the last thing that went through the minds of 911 victims?
Well, probably their kneecaps.
What's the best thing about 9/11 jokes...
They make you collapse with laughter because the Twin Towers collapsed.
We sped up the cycle of life and death, we gave Eric and Dylan a shortcut.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but they were pissed as all they got was plane.
Why can you say "Kobe" even though you missed?
Because he didn't land either.
I'm writing a movie about 9/11. It's called "September 11th Two Thousand Fun."
it was just a prank bro.
You know how 7 ate 9? Why was 10 scared? It's because he was in the middle of 9/11. 🤣
What’s the worst song to play in front of a vegetable? “James Brown - Get on Up”
What’s the worst song to play in front of a handicapped kid? “Van Halen - Jump”
What's the worst song to play in front of a black man in Minneapolis? “I Can't Breathe - Juice Wrld”
Kobe never missed a shot, but he missed the helipad.
I'm going to hell!
I swear I witnessed your nana fall down the stairs.
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I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would just crash and burn.
What is the difference between orphans and serial killers?
Serial killers are wanted.