Tragedy

Tragedy jokes

I usually don’t make school shooting jokes.

Because they’re aimed at a younger audience.

What’s the difference between McDonald’s and 9/11?

One is a drive through; the other is a fly through.

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? One dead baby nailed to ten trees.

An orphan and a homeless man get into a fight, so he yells in a mirror.

My mom told me we were flying to a building to see my aunt. I wondered, "Are we about to relive 9/11?"

I just reached 10 million pounds in Euro Truck Simulator, but it's not even close to what Rakhmat Akilov achieved.

They asked JFK Jr. if he wanted to shower before his flight. He said, "No, I'll just wash up on shore!"