Tragedy jokes
The parentless child stood as her orphanage was blown up by a kamikaze I had rented.
My uncle died on 9/11. Her last words were "Allahu Akbar."
What’s the difference between a robber and an orphan?
One is wanted.
Why was the baby Dinosaur an orphan?
His family was blown up by meteors.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.
Do you know why 10 was scared? Because he was between 9/11.
All my 9/11 jokes crash and burn.
My sister’s birthday is on 9/11. When she opened her presents, she jumped up with an explosion.
9/11 2001... that day was fire🔥
Imagine working at the World Trade Center, only for Osama bin Laden to call and ask if he could crash at your place.
The difference between George Floyd and Kobe Bryant is Kobe got air.
Teacher: "I'll call your mother."
Orphan: "Go on, see if she picks up."
I was just chilling in the World Trade Center and got airplane wifi.
My uncle died on September 11. He was the greatest pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.
Every time I tell a 911 joke, it bombs.
I put a pipe bomb in an orphanage. 🤡🤡
9/11 jokes are a bomb!
What is the difference between a guy with cancer and the Twin Towers?
Nothing, they both fell.
If you're here for a cheap laugh about suicide, I'll give you some real killer jokes!
How do you tell if someone is depressed?
The brains on the wall.
What's the difference between the Queen's death and Princess Diana's death? The Queen died in peace, not pieces.