On 9/11, the Twin Towers ordered 3 pepperoni pizzas. One came in plain, the other came in late, the third went to the wrong address.
Joaquin Phoenix as The Joker is like Heath Ledger if he overdosed on prescription drugs... Oh, wait. He already did.
There was a little boy named Chris who was addicted Roblox. One day, his grandpa fell into a deep coma caused by a head injury. One day, little Chris went to visit his poor grandpa. He brought his Windows 10 too, but it had no charge in it. After pulling out some wires and placing his into the wall, he started to hear a long beeping sound, but ignore it and continued to play Roblox. Chris's parents came and saw what had happened. The dad then yelled, "You dumb f***, you killed my father!!!" Then Chris said "Yeah. He was worth robucks, too.
Everyone laughs when a bully teases someone, but no one laughs when that person commits suicide.
what was the last thing to go through Jfk's mind? A Bullet
Teacher: Ok class, I'm going to ask a question about your family.
Alex: Miss, my Dad died in 9/11.
Teacher: OH NO, I'M SO SORRY!
Alex: Don't worry miss. It was only Dad and besides, he did what he wanted before he died.
Teacher: What was that?
Alex: Flew the plane.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pepperoni pizza, and all they got was plane.
Two boys are talking on the bus.
Boy 1: I feel like I'm forgetting something.
Boy 2: Hey, did you hear about that school shooting last week?
Boy 1: Oh, that's right.
Who are the fastest readers? Nine eleven victims because they fell through 720 stories in under 10 seconds
What do you think is going through kids' heads during school shootings? Bullets.
What’s worse than dropping your ice cream ?
The Holocoust
The twin towers are like my parents, only one came back.
People joke about 9/11, but it's not funny. My dad died in 9/11. Best pilot in Saudi Arabia.
Kid: “What happened to dad?” Mom: “he flew into the twin towers.”
Famous last words. Twin towers: “is it a bird, is it superman, AAAAAHHHHHH SHHHHHIIIIIIIIIZZ”
Joke 1) 9/11 Was Such A Tragedy... Two Drunk People Drove A Plane Into A Building
Joke 2) If 6-2=4 Why Is There No More Towers
Joke 3) Is it a bird? is it a plane? Whatever it is it’s heading straight for the World Trade Center
What was the last thing that went through Princess Diana's mind?
The steering wheel.
Kid: "I wish I could be like Batman!"
Genie: "Wish granted!"
When the kid gets home, both of his parents are dead.
Alright kids! Find a good places to stop! Then, out of the blue, Billy died. But hey, he went to a better place.
My great grandfather died in 9/11.
He was an amazing pilot.
