Tragedy

Tragedy jokes

The biggest inconvenience in 2001, I thought, was my brother. Turns out it was 9/11. I guess the planes saw him be born and died from how ugly he was. Aluh aluckbar.

The first orphan joke be like: What does the orphan not have?

A family.

What do the movies The 6th Sense and Titanic have in common?

Icy dead people.

I never understood school shooting jokes.

I guess they were aimed at younger audiences.

The school shooter points the gun at the emo kid. While the shooter tries to shoot him, the emo kid dodges the bullets like in the Matrix and takes the gun away from the shooter and shoots himself.

Q. What do filicide jokes and filicide victims have in common?

A. They never get old.

Guys we should stop making orphan jokes. Their parents will get mad... oh wait... Continue 🙂

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  • What game did Al-Qaeda play with the Twin Towers on September 11th, 2001? Jenga.