Why is the USA bad at Clash Royale? 'Cause they already lost two towers.
What do emos and the Twin Towers have in common? There were two, but now there are none.
A father of five puts on a gas mask and a hazard suit and walks outside, but before he could make it, his son came and asked, "Dad, what are you wearing?"
The father answered with, "A costume for Halloween."
The child asked, "Can I join?" He said no, for he said it's their last Halloween. After that, I saw green smoke all over the same house they lived in.
the orphan asked a genie to become batman then he went home and saw his parents dead
What's the difference between pizza deliveries and the Twin Towers?
Pizza deliveries get their orders right.
I usually don’t make school shooting jokes.
Because they’re aimed at a younger audience.
9/11 was pretty great to me, it's just hilarious to watch people lose at Jenga.
What’s the difference between McDonald’s and 9/11
One is a drive through the other is a fly through
I don't like making jokes about 9/11... they tend to crash and burn.
How old are 9/11 victims?
"There, toddlers, here come the airplane!"
An orphan and a homeless man get into a fight, so he yells in a mirror.
I visited the 9/11 memorial, that was bomb just like the towers.
My mom told me we were flying to a building to see my aunt. I wondered, "Are we about to relive 9/11?"
9/11 was like the 4th of July. It was very bright in the skies.
Anyone else think High School Musical would have been a better film with a school shooter?
Why would you shoot up an innocent school... if your aimbot's dead and you can't commit headshots only?
Why were the twin towers actually twins?
Their birth and death date are the same!
"Uh daddy harder," the orphan said. Oh wait, he doesn’t have a daddy.
I just reached 10 million pounds in Euro Truck Simulator, but it's not even close to what Rakhmat Akilov achieved.
Why shouldn't you say "I hate you" to your parents?
Ask an orphan.
