Tragedy jokes
"the floor is lava!"
- everyone, Pompeii 79 A.D.
Can never tell a funny 9/11 joke. They always collapse and burn.
I hate when people make 9/11 jokes, I'm just blown away.
Guys, we should not make fun of 9/11. Like, that stuff is just plain out crazy. Like, you all should not let that fly.
The Twin Towers should've known they were gonna get hit when their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
Why did the plane cross the sky?
To hit the Twin Towers...
I wasn't close to my dad when he died.
Which was good. He died during 9/11.
Why are the twin towers sad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza and got a plane!
Why were the Twin Towers scared at dinner?
Because their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
9/11 jokes are the bomb.
A baby penguin sat on an iceberg. The baby penguin watched the Titanic sink.
After the school shooting, Joe pretended to be a victim while his sister ate the flesh of the fallen.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell it to clap until his/her parents are back.
What do parents and dark humor have in common? Some get it, and some don't.
I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back.
Why was the orphan so successful? When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.
What’s the only advantage of being an orphan? Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.
The parentless child stood as her orphanage was blown up by a kamikaze I had rented.
My uncle died on 9/11. Her last words were "Allahu Akbar."
What’s the difference between a robber and an orphan?
One is wanted.
Why was the baby Dinosaur an orphan?
His family was blown up by meteors.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.
Do you know why 10 was scared? Because he was between 9/11.