I visited the 9/11 memorial, that was bomb just like the towers.
My mom told me we were flying to a building to see my aunt. I wondered, "Are we about to relive 9/11?"
9/11 was like the 4th of July. It was very bright in the skies.
Anyone else think high school musical would of been a better film with a school shooter
Why would you shoot up an innocent school... if your aimbot's dead and you can't commit headshots only?
Why were the twin towers actually twins?
Their birth and death date are the same!
"Uh daddy harder," the orphan said. Oh wait, he doesn’t have a daddy.
I just reached 10 million pounds in Euro Truck Simulator, but it's not even close to what Rakhmat Akilov achieved.
Why shouldn't you say "I hate you" to your parents?
Ask an orphan.
They asked JFK Jr. if he wanted to shower before his flight. He said, "No, I'll just wash up on shore!"
What is stronger than family?
The tree Paul Walker hit.
What’s an orphan's favorite Marvel film?
Spider-Man: Far From Home.
Bro, stop. You guys are saying the same jokes over and over. If you're gonna tell a 9/11 joke, just go laugh about the Great Thumps.
What do 9-11 and a fighter have in common? They both have a one-two combo.
The twin towers are just like my mom and dad, they went to work and never came back.
Twin Tower jokes are funny because they are dead.
On the day of 9/11 the WTC’s ordered cheese and pepperoni pizza but all they got was plane
There is this celebrity everybody thought was so down to earth. That was until he hung himself.
When your mom says it will all be ok if you just......... *there is blood on the floor*
What did the north tower say to the south tower?
"Let’s talk later, I gotta catch a plane."
