Tragedy

Tragedy jokes

I think Paul Walker and 9/11 jokes are great, but when I tell them to others, they tend to crash and burn.

I wish they taught 9/11 at school.

It would make these jokes more explosive. 🧨

I feel bad for the people who died in 2001. Those poor terrorists died doing their job.

Chuck Norris once said that he didn't like the plane he was riding in. Out of sadness, the plane committed suicide. How, you ask? Ask the Twin Towers.

Q: Why can't science be combined with religion?

A: 'Cause science creates skyscrapers and planes, while religion combines them.

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?

Tell them to clap until their parents come home.

If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9, then why was 10 afraid? Because it was right in the middle of 9/11.

What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the people at the old folks home?

They both collapsed.

This boy in my high school choir class had a decently big forehead, so I leaned in and said, "You know, if you painted an H on your forehead, maybe Kobe would've landed."

Why did the chicken cross the towers?

Because he ordered a plane pizza and didn’t get to the other side.