Tragedy jokes
Me: Dark humor jokes are like a mother's love.
Orphan: How come?
Me: You wouldn't get it.
Orphan: . . . .
I intern at an orphanage that burned down this weekend with 30 kids inside.
Thankfully, I don’t have to call and tell their parents.
What do you call a burning orphan in a wheelchair? Hot Wheels.
What hit the ground first, the orphan or the apple? The apple. The orphan never hit the ground.
What type of jokes do you tell an orphan?
Family jokes.
Walk up to the quiet kid and tell him to hang in there. Trust me, you won’t regret it.
"the floor is lava!"
- everyone, Pompeii 79 A.D.
Can never tell a funny 9/11 joke. They always collapse and burn.
I hate when people make 9/11 jokes, I'm just blown away.
Guys, we should not make fun of 9/11. Like, that stuff is just plain out crazy. Like, you all should not let that fly.
The Twin Towers should've known they were gonna get hit when their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
Why did the plane cross the sky?
To hit the Twin Towers...
I wasn't close to my dad when he died.
Which was good. He died during 9/11.
Why are the twin towers sad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza and got a plane!
Why were the Twin Towers scared at dinner?
Because their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
9/11 jokes are the bomb.
A baby penguin sat on an iceberg. The baby penguin watched the Titanic sink.
After the school shooting, Joe pretended to be a victim while his sister ate the flesh of the fallen.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell it to clap until his/her parents are back.
What do parents and dark humor have in common? Some get it, and some don't.
I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back.
Why was the orphan so successful? When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.
What’s the only advantage of being an orphan? Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.