Kobe Bryant and 9/11 are two things I don't joke about because when I do, they tend to crash and burn.
Orphan: I wish to be like Batman.
Genie: Your wish is granted.
Orphan goes home. His parents are dead.
Today was the worst day ever! My brother got run over, and I lost my driver's license!
I called the rape advice line last night. Turns out it's just for victims.
What is the difference between a dead baby and an orphan?
The dead baby happened on purpose while the orphan came out as an accident!
When I saw a girl sitting on the ground crying, I asked her where her parents were. She cried louder. That’s why I like to volunteer in an orphanage.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell him, "Clap your hands until your mom comes."
Gwen, we can chat in 2 months. My aunt just died from COVID, and it is taking forever for us to get there to California. I love you, your boyfriend, Prince!
1) Did you hear the one about the school shooting? Actually, I better not... You wouldn't understand, it's aimed more towards a younger audience.
2) 6 was scared cuz 7 8 9, so why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9/11.
3) 10 dead babies.
Dark humor is like cancer, it's even funnier when children get it.
Guys, we shouldn't make jokes about 9/11. My dad was a victim.
He was the best pilot in Arab.
Did you know there was a record for the quickest time to finish a story? The day it was set was 9/11. 99 stories in .4 seconds.
What does a dad and the Twin Towers have in common? Once they're gone they never come back.
What joke do you tell an orphan?
Knock knock...
Who's there?
Not your parents.
I just wanted to write something random.
And now my wife is dead.
An orphan walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Buddy, you have to go home." The orphan replies, "Where is home?"
Roses are red, violets are violet.
My grandad died in 9/11. He was a good pilot.
People in plays say that everyone's life is a drama, but mine's a tragedy.
Did you hear about the school shooting joke? Well, I won't tell you it's aimed at a younger audience.
Kobe ended so many games with threes. Now he ends his life with trees.
