Tragedy

Tragedy jokes

The ocean will kill you to death expensively if you're on Titanic. Buying the tickets was a waste of money.

Bro, my friend told me all his humor is dead and dry, and I was like, "Just like 9/11 victims."

I like sucking the Twin Towers off, but then I forgot dad already finished the job.

Want to hear an abortion joke, or any joke for that matter? You have that option, and you can thank your mother for that.

But that's a question that will never be heard by an aborted unborn baby, whose only option was death. And that's no joke.

Even if you do burn down an orphanage, it's not gonna matter. It's not like they have homes.

The quiet kid's dad dies. You go, "Knock knock."

"Who's there?"

"Not your dad."

Then he says, "What comes after 47?"

The quiet kid says, "AK."

What world record did the people in 9/11 get?

The world record for going down 80 floors in a matter of seconds.

What did the iceberg say to the Titanic?

"Go fuck yourself... at the bottom of the sea."

What are the similarities between a pedophile and a 9/11 plane?

They both came from behind and crushed them.

What's the worst thing about committing suicide? You can only do it once.

What's the only regret you would have when you eventually kill yourself? It wasn't sooner.

Why did the orphan jump into the burning building?

It was too cold because they did not have a home.