The quiet kid's dad dies. You go, "Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not your dad."
Then he says, "What comes after 47?"
The quiet kid says, "AK."
What world record did the people in 9/11 get?
The world record for going down 80 floors in a matter of seconds.
Kobe: Stop doing dark humor!
Me: Why? They don't land well together?
What's 9/11 survivors' least favorite NFL team?
New York Jets.
Why didn't Superman save the Twin Towers?
Because he's a quadriplegic.
I wasn't close to my dad when he died.
Which was good, he died to a landmine.
Is it a bird, is it a plane?
No, it’s a 9/11 victim.