Tragedy

Tragedy jokes

Last night, I burned an orphanage. There was one survivor who said I would regret it. I said, "What are you gonna do? Tell your parents?"

What does Sonic say when he's bored?

Punch an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?

It hasn't been the same since Kobe died. I can't say "Kobe" anymore when going to shoot a shot. Now I have to say, "Kobe crash!"

The ocean will kill you to death expensively if you're on Titanic. Buying the tickets was a waste of money.

Bro, my friend told me all his humor is dead and dry, and I was like, "Just like 9/11 victims."

I like sucking the Twin Towers off, but then I forgot dad already finished the job.

Want to hear an abortion joke, or any joke for that matter? You have that option, and you can thank your mother for that.

But that's a question that will never be heard by an aborted unborn baby, whose only option was death. And that's no joke.