Tragedy jokes
A joker gives Batman a coupon for new parents. It's expired.
What is long, yellow and can’t swim?
A school bus full of orphans.
What's worse than 10 babies is one dumpster...
1 baby in 10 dumpsters.
What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking during a house fire.
What is the worst motivational thing to say to a suicidal person?
"If at first you don’t succeed, try again and again until you succeed."
What takes 10 seconds to go SLPAT! on the ground?
9/11 victim!
Why were 9/11 victims so mad?
They ordered three pepperoni pizzas, not two planes!
You know what orphans and Batman have in common? They'll both never see their parents again.
You call it a burning orphanage. I call it FNAF lore.
You call it a tragedy. I call it a 25 killstreak.
What do an ice cream cone and a Ukrainian orphanage have in common?
Children scream when they melt.
How do you make an orphan clap until his hands bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come home.
I heard some twin brothers were going as buildings to the school costume contest, so I went as a plane. It didn't fly too well with people.
"Knock, knock."
"Orphan: Who's there?"
"Not your parents."
I tried to start a music career, but it crashed harder than Paul Walker.
Let's stop this, it's not funny. Oh wait, the orphans are all gone with nobody. 😂
What kinda pizza did the Twin Towers order?
Two plains.
It’s important to establish a good vocabulary. If I had known the difference between the words “antidote” and “anecdote,” one of my best friends would still be alive.
People in 1912: The Titanic is unsinkable!
Iceberg: Hold my beer.
Kobe would still be alive if he would have gone to jail for raping that girl.