My great grandfather died in 9/11.
He was an amazing pilot.
Me and my brother where called the twin towers, my brother lived up to his title after the plane crash
What's good about 9/11? It helped solve the worlds overpopulation issue.
Who reads the fastest? The pilot of the plane who hit one of the twin towers, He took out 83 stories in one go.
I asked my uncle why he was living on the streets. He said that he wasn't always on the streets, he used to have a job at these two towers. I asked him what happened, and he said two planes happened.
Do you know the shortest joke about Titanic? -*Splash*
Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.
How did they know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head and shoulders in the glove compartment.
A 6 year old girl decides to get baptized, she walks into the water of the river. Unfortunately the pastor was drunk. The pastor put her In the water and dunked her under. The drunken man then forgot to bring her up from the water. The poor girl was drowned and died... later on when the pastor was better and thrown in jail. All he had to say to the mortified family was “well, at least she’s in heaven!”
Don't tell a Titanic joke, or you'll sink to a whole new low.
*Hears the news about Sandy Hook* Person 1:God,I can only imagine what was going through those kids heads in the last moments of their lives... Person 2:Probably Bullets Person 1:OMG!!Can you even think of what their parents are going through?! Person 2:Probably Coffin Brochures Person 1:.... Person 2:Its called dark humor.Dark humor is like food,not everyone gets it.
Why do people always talk about 9/11, but seriously just let it sit there, like the rubble it is.
There was a math teacher on a plane that crashed. What was the last thing that went through their head?
A pentagon!
(9/11 joke)
My uncle died on nine eleven... he was the best piolot in iraq
I'll always remember my Dad's last words before he died on 9/11...
Allahu Akbar!
What was the last thing on the minds of the 9/11 jumpers ... ...
Their knees *Ba dum tss*
C'mon guys, 9/11 jokes are just plane wrong.
I don't like it when people make 9/11 jokes. My dad was in it.
He was the best damn pilot in Saudi Arabia.
I don't like it when people make jokes about 9/11, because we lost 19 great patriots that day.
When was the only time you could see people base jump without a parachute? 2001/9/11
What's worse than ten dead babies nailed to one tree?
One dead baby nailed to ten trees.
