"Uh daddy harder," the orphan said. Oh wait, he doesn’t have a daddy.
I just reached 10 million pounds in Euro Truck Simulator, but it's not even close to what Rakhmat Akilov achieved.
Why shouldn't you say "I hate you" to your parents?
Ask an orphan.
They asked JFK Jr. if he wanted to shower before his flight. He said, "No, I'll just wash up on shore!"
What is stronger than family?
The tree Paul Walker hit.
What’s an orphan's favorite Marvel film?
Spider-Man: Far From Home.
Bro, stop. You guys are saying the same jokes over and over. If you're gonna tell a 9/11 joke, just go laugh about the Great Thumps.
Sonic says... April 1st is the best day to do a school shooting. They will think it’s a joke! 😃
What do 9-11 and a fighter have in common? They both have a one-two combo.
The twin towers are just like my mom and dad, they went to work and never came back.
Twin Tower jokes are funny because they are dead.
On the day of 9/11, the WTC's ordered cheese and pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
There is this celebrity everybody thought was so down to earth. That was until he hung himself.
When your mom says it will all be ok if you just......... *there is blood on the floor*
What did the north tower say to the south tower?
"Let’s talk later, I gotta catch a plane."
What were the terrorists on 9/11 thinking?
"We can't go over it." "Can't go under it." "We have to go through it!"
What were the twin towers plains?
God's playing Jenga.
What does Kobe and the Twin Towers have in common?
The pilots just couldn't stick the landing.
Wow, that was explosive!
Man, I'm on fire 🔥 today!
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You make them clap until they go home.
wat did the captin of the titanic do before the titanic sunk .... he nominate everyone for the ice bucket awords
