Tragedy jokes
Chuck Norris once said that he didn't like the plane he was riding in. Out of sadness, the plane committed suicide. How, you ask? Ask the Twin Towers.
Q: Why can't science be combined with religion?
A: 'Cause science creates skyscrapers and planes, while religion combines them.
Why is 10 afraid? Because it is in the middle of 9/11.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell them to clap until their parents come home.
If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9, then why was 10 afraid? Because it was right in the middle of 9/11.
If you think about it, the 9/11 memorial is just a scoreboard.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the people at the old folks home?
They both collapsed.
This boy in my high school choir class had a decently big forehead, so I leaned in and said, "You know, if you painted an H on your forehead, maybe Kobe would've landed."
Someone who was working in the tower must've put their phone on plane mode.
Q. What walks through alleys and has a hole in it?
A. Batman's parents.
Why couldn't the rape victim run away?
Because she was dead.
What was going through the heads of people in Manhattan witnessing 9/11?
Tower 1...
Why did the chicken cross the towers?
Because he ordered a plane pizza and didn’t get to the other side.
Who made the most money from 9/11? The US government.
It was just a prank, and stop calling our humor "plane." In our opinion, it's fire.
Why is everyone trying to make a big deal out of this? My family were only flying to Pakistan and crashed into 2 towers.
James Woods, starring in the newest movie: "September 11, two thousand fun."
My dad died in 9/11, and that was the second worst thing that happened to me with a plane, next to Soul Plane.
Why is it bad to climb a tree?
You might fall on an orphan! 🫥
What did the parents say to the orphan? "Where are your parents?"
Oh... wait.