Tragedy

Tragedy jokes

What do the movies The 6th Sense and Titanic have in common?

Icy dead people.

I never understood school shooting jokes.

I guess they were aimed at younger audiences.

The school shooter points the gun at the emo kid. While the shooter tries to shoot him, the emo kid dodges the bullets like in the Matrix and takes the gun away from the shooter and shoots himself.

Q. What do filicide jokes and filicide victims have in common?

A. They never get old.

Guys we should stop making orphan jokes. Their parents will get mad... oh wait... Continue 🙂

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  • What game did Al-Qaeda play with the Twin Towers on September 11th, 2001? Jenga.

    What's the difference between the Twin Towers and your parents?

    Nothing. They are both just memories.

    Yeah, I stopped joking about 9/11. My jokes usually just ended up crashing and burning.

    Why don't a gun and an orphan have anything in common? The gun is actually useful.

    There were people having sex when it started sinking. Legend tells when you go near the ship you can see semen, and if you listen close enough you'll hear them moaning.

    Now that's a hell of a ghost story!