Why shouldn't you say "I hate you" to your parents?
Ask an orphan.
When your mom says it will all be ok if you just......... *there is blood on the floor*
What did the north tower say to the south tower?
"Let’s talk later, I gotta catch a plane."
What does Kobe and the Twin Towers have in common?
The pilots just couldn't stick the landing.
Wow, that was explosive!
Man, I'm on fire 🔥 today!
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You make them clap until they go home.