Tragedy jokes
"That plane lookin kinda low."
Where did Sarah go after the bombing?
Everywhere. 💀
A Scouser at ground zero just after the twin towers fell asks a passer-by, "What time is it, mate?"
An American replies, "That's a mad accent, where are you from?"
The Scouser says, "Liverpool."
The American says, "Oh, what state is that in?"
The Scouser looks around and says, "About the same state as this, mate, but what time is it?"
What is the worst tool to play when playing the game “Icebreaker”?
The Titanic.
My great uncle died in a concentration camp.
He fell off one of the guard towers.
I love telling jokes about orphans. I mean, what are they going to do about it? Tell their parents?
Why were there so many victims in the Grenfell flat fire disaster in London?
All the exit signs were in English.
Guys, stop joking about 9/11. It's just plane wrong.
What do school shooting jokes and school shooting victims have in common? They never get old.
What does the school shooter do after he shoots a victim? He shoots more kids in them!
Why are Americans bad chess players?
They lost 2 towers.
Why do Japanese people hate Christmas?
Because the last time a "FatMan" went down their chimney they lost half of their population.
Biden did 9/10.
The towers collapsed on 9/10, not 9/11.
Bro, Kobe Bryant is singing with the basketball team in his helicopter, celebrating right now, I bet.
Oh wait, I forgot.
Did you hear the news? Michael Jackson died because he choked on 7-year-old nuts and balls.
Did you know that they are making a movie about the four boys who lost their lives on the ice? They're calling the movie "The Lost Boys."
A Catholic priest finds a young boy crying at the top of a cliff.
“What’s wrong? Why are you crying?”
The boy points down. “Mummy and Daddy were in the car and it went over the edge.”
The priest can see the flaming wreck below. He looks around and sees no one else is about and starts to unbutton his belt.
“It’s really not your day, is it?”
I was gonna tell you a Kobe Bryant joke.
But it would just crash and burn.
George Floyd is truly breathtaking.