Tragedy

Tragedy Jokes

It hasn't been the same since Kobe died. I can't say "Kobe" anymore when going to shoot a shot. Now I have to say, "Kobe crash!"

The ocean will kill you to death expensively if you're on Titanic. Buying the tickets was a waste of money.

Bro, my friend told me all his humor is dead and dry, and I was like, "Just like 9/11 victims."

Want to hear an abortion joke, or any joke for that matter? You have that option, and you can thank your mother for that.

But that's a question that will never be heard by an aborted unborn baby, whose only option was death. And that's no joke.

The quiet kid's dad dies. You go, "Knock knock."

"Who's there?"

"Not your dad."

Then he says, "What comes after 47?"

The quiet kid says, "AK."