What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking during a house fire.
Tragedy Jokes
What is the worst motivational thing to say to a suicidal person?
"If at first you don’t succeed, try again and again until you succeed."
What takes 10 seconds to go SLPAT! on the ground?
9/11 victim!
Why were 9/11 victims so mad?
They ordered three pepperoni pizzas, not two planes!
You know what orphans and Batman have in common? They'll both never see their parents again.
You call it a burning orphanage. I call it FNAF lore.
You call it a tragedy. I call it a 25 killstreak.
What do an ice cream cone and a Ukrainian orphanage have in common?
Children scream when they melt.
How do you make an orphan clap until his hands bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come home.
I heard some twin brothers were going as buildings to the school costume contest, so I went as a plane. It didn't fly too well with people.
"Knock, knock."
"Orphan: Who's there?"
"Not your parents."
I tried to start a music career, but it crashed harder than Paul Walker.
Let's stop this, it's not funny. Oh wait, the orphans are all gone with nobody. 😂
What kinda pizza did the Twin Towers order?
Two plains.
It’s important to establish a good vocabulary. If I had known the difference between the words “antidote” and “anecdote,” one of my best friends would still be alive.
People in 1912: The Titanic is unsinkable!
Iceberg: Hold my beer.
Kobe would still be alive if he would have gone to jail for raping that girl.
Where did Lucy go after the bombing?
Everywhere.
We shouldn't joke about major tragedies. My dad died in 9/11, he was Saudi Arabia's best pilot.
Why don't orphans get offended by dark humor jokes?
It can't hit home.
