What did the helicopter say to the mountain?
Kobe.
What did the helicopter say to the mountain?
Kobe.
Who says “white men can't jump?” They certainly did when the twin towers were falling.
I like sucking the Twin Towers off, but then I forgot dad already finished the job.
What world record did the people in 9/11 get?
The world record for going down 80 floors in a matter of seconds.
Kobe: Stop doing dark humor!
Me: Why? They don't land well together?
What's 9/11 survivors' least favorite NFL team?
New York Jets.