How do you spell racecar backwards? racecar How do you spell racecar sideways? Paul Walkers death.
How did Princess Diana cross the road through the windshield
So there was school shooting in Florida why didn't the shooter just go to Disney.......sorry i just work there and I'm trying to get people to come on down.
Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle?
Because his wife died.
Why is America bad at chess? We already lost two towers.
How did they know that Princess Diana had dandruff?
They found her head and shoulders in the glove compartment...
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 Victims, they went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.
What was the last thing going through the minds of the people who jumped out of the buildings during 9/11?
Their ankles.
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?
Their last big hit was the wall.
