Tragedy jokes
what do you call a rape victim in Ukraine?
Debris.
What's worse than ten dead babies in a dumpster? One dead baby in ten trash cans...lol
George Floyd is the fresh prince of no air.
The biggest inconvenience in 2001, I thought, was my brother. Turns out it was 9/11. I guess the planes saw him be born and died from how ugly he was. Aluh aluckbar.
One thing is for sure, the victims from 9/11 died warm.
What do you call a dead baby?
Spawn killed.
I usually don't make 9/11 jokes, but they just are fire.
Where did Kobe go after the helicopter crashed? Everywhere.
The first orphan joke be like: What does the orphan not have?
A family.
What do the movies The 6th Sense and Titanic have in common?
Icy dead people.
I would make a 9/11 joke, but it just wouldn't land.
The "P" in Batman stands for parents.
I told a 9/11 joke to my friends today.
It didn't land well.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because his parents couldn’t help him out!
I never understood school shooting jokes.
I guess they were aimed at younger audiences.
The terrorists got a killstreak of 2,996; they are popping off, bro.
The school shooter points the gun at the emo kid. While the shooter tries to shoot him, the emo kid dodges the bullets like in the Matrix and takes the gun away from the shooter and shoots himself.
Q. What do filicide jokes and filicide victims have in common?
A. They never get old.
Guys we should stop making orphan jokes. Their parents will get mad... oh wait... Continue 🙂
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni and got plane.