Tragedy jokes
What do you call an emo filming their suicide?
America's Funniest Home Videos.
Twin Towers ordered Little Caesars but they got jets.
When you name yourself Twin Towers and Terrorist in Kahoot:
"Twin Towers" is on fire🔥
"Terrorist" is on a streak of 2.
I read a quote about the Twin Towers that hit me like a plane.
Q: What's stronger than family?
A: Whatever tree Paul Walker hit.
Why does dark humor love orphans? Because the humor killed their parents.
You looking for jokes? I have one: your life.
God, my dad got so pissed during 9/11.
All that work wasted.
When Kobe's pilot hit the mountain, he said, "Kobe."
Yesterday I saw an orphan walking down the street. I asked him if he was ok. He said no, so I asked him if he needed help. And he said yes, so I let him in my car and said, "Don't worry, you'll be home with you parents soon." He said, "My parents died." I said, "I know...." I went for the cliffs.
Yesterday I saw an orphan walking down the street. I asked him if he was ok. He said no, so I asked him if he needed help. And he said yes, so I let him in my car and said, "Don't worry, you'll be home with your parents soon." He said my parents died. I said I know.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Make them clap until their parents come back.
Me: Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Me: Not your family.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You make them clap until their parents come home.
When the guy came in with a gun to rob the store, I said: "Hey, can I borrow that?"
He says "yes." Me, over here, walking to the cashier and saying: "Goodbye!" He screams: "Have mercy!"
I say: "No, not to you, to me. Say goodbye." He says: "No, don't shoot yourself!" It was too late.
If someone told me to bring up 9/11, they were trying to make a funny joke, but it didn't work.
That one really *crashed and burned*.
Why did the people in 9/11 not call 911? Because it would call the pilots.
Teacher: Is anyone's parents missing?
Students: Yeah, yours.
A joker gives Batman a coupon for new parents. It's expired.
What is long, yellow and can’t swim?
A school bus full of orphans.