Bob: Can I come to your house to meet your family?
Orphan: I don't have a family.
I usually don’t make school shooting jokes.
Because they’re aimed at a younger audience.
9/11 was pretty great to me, it's just hilarious to watch people lose at Jenga.
What’s the difference between McDonald’s and 9/11?
One is a drive through; the other is a fly through.
What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? One dead baby nailed to ten trees.
Knock, knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Not your parents!
I don't like making jokes about 9/11... they tend to crash and burn.
How old are 9/11 victims?
"There, toddlers, here come the airplane!"
An orphan and a homeless man get into a fight, so he yells in a mirror.
I visited the 9/11 memorial, that was bomb just like the towers.
My mom told me we were flying to a building to see my aunt. I wondered, "Are we about to relive 9/11?"
9/11 was like the 4th of July. It was very bright in the skies.
Anyone else think High School Musical would have been a better film with a school shooter?
Why would you shoot up an innocent school... if your aimbot's dead and you can't commit headshots only?
Why were the twin towers actually twins?
Their birth and death date are the same!
"Uh daddy harder," the orphan said. Oh wait, he doesn’t have a daddy.
I just reached 10 million pounds in Euro Truck Simulator, but it's not even close to what Rakhmat Akilov achieved.
Why shouldn't you say "I hate you" to your parents?
Ask an orphan.
They asked JFK Jr. if he wanted to shower before his flight. He said, "No, I'll just wash up on shore!"
What is stronger than family?
The tree Paul Walker hit.
