Tragedy jokes
A depressed kid takes a drink of water and someone takes it and takes a drink. "Oh come on, the train stopped, the rope broke, I couldn't get on the building, the gun was empty, the knife was dull, the bridge was too low, and the cliff was nonexistent, and now you took the poison!"
There was a school fire. I pushed the wheelchair kid into the fire and said, "Hot wheels!"
Why can't America play chess?
They're already missing 2 towers.
Mum: Why are you throwing a paper plane at the twins?
Me: đ
Stop making 9/11 jokes, guys! My uncle died in that event. He was the best Arabian pilot in the world!
Women are like towers, the man wants to bang them both.
Why can't Kobe go shopping?
He's dead.
Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.
I hate jokes about 9/11... every joke has the tendency to crash and burn.
"I didn't get the joke at first, but then it hit me like a plane," the joke was so dark a cop almost shot it.
What's the difference between WW2 kamikaze planes and 9/11?
One of the missions succeeded.
Who was not happy that the Titanic sank? The fish under it.
What's the difference between 63 cents and Princess Diana?
It's easier to scrape up 63 cents.
My teacher got so mad at me for making 9/11 jokes, she hit me twice and I said, "Damn, got hit twice!"
What was the favorite game in 2001? Flight simulator.
These 9/11 jokes just donât land.
Boom, it went.
What do the Twin Towers and a bad joke have in common? They never land well.
What do you call a car on the side of the road, lit up and ablaze?
Paul Walker's death.
Guys, stop making funny jokes of orphans. What, their parents are gonna get mad? Oh wait, continue.
If youâre bored, go punch an orphan. What are the parents gonna do?