What's the difference between a McDonald's and the Twin Towers?
McDonald's has a drive-thru.
Tragedy Jokes
Making 9/11 jokes? It's just plane wrong.
I'm gonna finally put a stop to the fucking drama. I saw people bullying other people for years; Gwen was not the only one. No longer will I put up with this. No longer will newcomers. For God's sake, just do jokes! Please! If you want to bully someone, do it in your family! You people don’t even know each other, but we're still going through this same fucking shit every fucking day! Just make jokes, people! That is why it’s called “Worst Jokes ever” not “Bully people forever.” So shut the hell up and get to joking! Jesus! The only reason why I came here was to spread jokes and kindness like Gwen and others, not to spread hate and foolishness from people who don’t even know better things to do but to hate on stupid strangers from different parts of the fucking world!!!
“Addison, fuck off already, you're only 10 years old. What do you know?” I might be 10, but during my time here, the tragedies and horror I've experienced on this website have shaped me into someone more mature, able to share this wisdom. And if you're gonna laugh at me, spit in the face of me and my generous teachings, you will fall. I swear to God, I will make you wish you could never feel pain. But that would hurt me more than you. Please, stop the drama. That's all I ask. Together, we can make this website great again, like it once was.
I pushed the disabled kid into a fire, then called him "Hot Wheels."
What do a crippled person's legs and the Twin Towers have in common? They both went down and never came back up.
You know I used to call my dogs' balls the Twin Towers, until they came rumbling down.
9/11 hahahahaha. Lawrence, I hope you read this!
911 jokes usually go over my head.
Then it hits me.
Me: Dark humor jokes are like a mother's love.
Orphan: How come?
Me: You wouldn't get it.
Orphan: . . . .
I intern at an orphanage that burned down this weekend with 30 kids inside.
Thankfully, I don’t have to call and tell their parents.
What do you call a burning orphan in a wheelchair? Hot Wheels.
What hit the ground first, the orphan or the apple? The apple. The orphan never hit the ground.
What type of jokes do you tell an orphan?
Family jokes.
Walk up to the quiet kid and tell him to hang in there. Trust me, you won’t regret it.
"the floor is lava!"
- everyone, Pompeii 79 A.D.
Can never tell a funny 9/11 joke. They always collapse and burn.
I hate when people make 9/11 jokes, I'm just blown away.
Guys, we should not make fun of 9/11. Like, that stuff is just plain out crazy. Like, you all should not let that fly.
The Twin Towers should've known they were gonna get hit when their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
Why did the plane cross the sky?
To hit the Twin Towers...
I wasn't close to my dad when he died.
Which was good. He died during 9/11.
