Bad jokes are like the planes in 9/11, they don't land.
Hey man, I was gonna tell a joke about 9/11, but it was just plane.
Whenever I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.
How does a depressed couple say goodbye on the phone?
"No, you hang yourself first..."
I think Paul Walker and 9/11 jokes are great, but when I tell them to others, they tend to crash and burn.
I wish they taught 9/11 at school.
It would make these jokes more explosive. 🧨
I feel bad for the people who died in 2001. Those poor terrorists died doing their job.
Nice! Angry Birds really has improved.
Chuck Norris once said that he didn't like the plane he was riding in. Out of sadness, the plane committed suicide. How, you ask? Ask the Twin Towers.
Q: Why can't science be combined with religion?
A: 'Cause science creates skyscrapers and planes, while religion combines them.
Why is 10 afraid? Because it is in the middle of 9/11.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell them to clap until their parents come home.
If you think about it the 9/11 memorial it just a scoreboard
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the people at the old folks home?
They both collapsed.
This boy in my high school choir class had a decently big forehead, so I leaned in and said, "You know, if you painted an H on your forehead, maybe Kobe would've landed."
Someone who was working in the tower must've put their phone on plane mode.
Q. What walks through alleys and has a hole in it?
A. Batman's parents.
Why couldn't the rape victim run away?
Because she was dead.
What was going through the heads of people in Manhattan witnessing 9/11?
Tower 1...
Why did the chicken cross the towers?
Because he ordered a plane pizza and didn’t get to the other side.
