James Woods, starring in the newest movie: "September 11, two thousand fun."
My dad died in 9/11, and that was the second worst thing that happened to me with a plane, next to Soul Plane.
Why is it bad to climb a tree?
You might fall on an orphan! đź«Ą
What did the parents say to the orphan? "Where are your parents?"
Oh... wait.
What does my dad and the Twin Towers have in common? They used to be with us, now it's just a sensitive topic.
Every 911 joke isn't that good.
Well, at least not until they come crashing down.
The second worst thing to happen to these orphans!
What was the first thing that went through the 9/11 victims' heads?
Their ankles.
I was the second worst thing to happen to those orphans.
When they said Titanic was "unsinkable," then they said, "The World Trade Centers was uncollapsible."
what do you call a rape victim in Ukraine?
Debris.
The biggest inconvenience in 2001, I thought, was my brother. Turns out it was 9/11. I guess the planes saw him be born and died from how ugly he was. Aluh aluckbar.
One thing is for sure, the victims from 9/11 died warm.
What do you call a dead baby?
Spawn killed.
Where did Kobe go after the helicopter crashed? Everywhere.
What do the movies The 6th Sense and Titanic have in common?
Icy dead people.
I would make a 9/11 joke but it just wouldn’t land.
The "P" in Batman stands for parents.
I told a 9/11 joke to my friends today.
It didn't land well.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because his parents couldn’t help him out!
