I want to make a joke about Kobe, but it won't land well.
why did the ophan commit suicide so he could find home
I would tell jokes about Kobe, but they would just crash and burn.
Why is 10 so sad cus it was in the middle of 9/11
Cow: *can't be milked for 20 years*
9/11:
A man driving along a country road sees a little girl crying next to a cliff. He gets out and says, "Aw, what's the matter little girl?" She points off the cliff and at the bottom is the family car, burning with everyone inside all mangled and dead. The man unbuckles his pants and says, "Little girl, today just ain't your day."
whats 12 inches long, red, and when i force feed it to my wife, she cries?
her miscarriage
The titanic basically nominated all the passengers for the ice bucket challenge
"I hate when people make 911 jokes because my grandfather died during the twin tower attacks, he was the best pilot in saudi arabia"
What is big and stupid
The Titanic
I don’t like making jokes about 9/11, my grandad died in it, he was the greatest pilot I ever knew
September 11, bring your plane to work day.
Why were 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9. Then why was 10 afraid? Because it was between 9/11.
What do you think was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on floor 43? Floor 44 💀💀
What’s New York’s favorite game?
2001 flight simulator.
You know how 6 is afraid of 7 because 7 8 9? Well, 10 is afraid because he was in the middle of 9/11.
What dose the orphan have in common with Batman they both lost their parents.
Every joke I make about 9/11 just has a tendency to crash and burn.
Why did Hellen Keller's dog commit suicide? Well i wouldn't want to be name asdjasdjasdak either.
Everybody misses Xxxtentacion, but the bullet didn't...
These jokes are weak like the structure of the towers.
