Tragedy jokes
The Twin Towers collapsed faster than my grandma did.
All these 9/11 jokes need to stop.
My uncle died in 9/11. At least he died doing what he loves: flying planes.
What do you get if a disabled person falls off a building? Mashed potatoes.
2,996 kill streak, boom!
2001/9/11, that day was fire.
9/11 is not funny. It's just plane disrespectful to make fun of it.
Every time I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.
For all the planes who are flying alone, you're not dying on your own.
There was a little kid crying in the park today. I asked him where his parents were. Now I realize, man, I love my job.
A man has the power to grant anyone a wish they want.
A kid comes up and says, "I want to be like Batman!"
The man smiles and grants his wish. The child goes home and finds that he is now an orphan.
Are you the twin towers?
Because I want to crash inside of you.
Everyone stop making 9/11 jokes; they just don't fly.
A depressed kid takes a drink of water and someone takes it and takes a drink. "Oh come on, the train stopped, the rope broke, I couldn't get on the building, the gun was empty, the knife was dull, the bridge was too low, and the cliff was nonexistent, and now you took the poison!"
There was a school fire. I pushed the wheelchair kid into the fire and said, "Hot wheels!"
Why can't America play chess?
They're already missing 2 towers.
Mum: Why are you throwing a paper plane at the twins?
Me: 😈
Stop making 9/11 jokes, guys! My uncle died in that event. He was the best Arabian pilot in the world!
Women are like towers, the man wants to bang them both.
Why can't Kobe go shopping?
He's dead.
Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.