Tragedy

Tragedy jokes

After the school shooting, Joe pretended to be a victim while his sister ate the flesh of the fallen.

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?

You tell it to clap until his/her parents are back.

I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.

Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.

Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.

Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back.

Why was the orphan so successful? When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.

What’s the only advantage of being an orphan? Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.

The parentless child stood as her orphanage was blown up by a kamikaze I had rented.

Why was the baby Dinosaur an orphan?

His family was blown up by meteors.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.

Do you know why 10 was scared? Because he was between 9/11.

My sister’s birthday is on 9/11. When she opened her presents, she jumped up with an explosion.

Imagine working at the World Trade Center, only for Osama bin Laden to call and ask if he could crash at your place.