September 11th. #BringYourPlaneToWorkDay
My grandpa died in 9/11. He crashed a plane.
What if Flappy Bird was with the Twin Towers?
Why are Americans so bad at chess?
They already lost two towers.
I rate you a 9/11.
Why did the orphan try to get hurt?
Because then they would get surrounded with people who care about him.
He looks around, no one is there.
What did the north tower say to the south tower?
"You're too young to smoke."
Suicide isn't a joke. It's called "parkour gone wrong."
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Hint, not Home Alone. It's actually Batman, 'cause they are 50% the same as him.
What do the Twin Towers and school have in common?
People jumped off a building to escape it.
Can we stop talking about 9/11? I lost my dad in it.
He was a great pilot.
My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
What do the Twin Towers and my ad's condom both have in common?
They both broke and everybody cried.
Kid: Knock, knock.
Orphan: Who’s there?
Kid: Not your parents.
Bad jokes are like the planes in 9/11, they don't land.
Hey man, I was gonna tell a joke about 9/11, but it was just plane.
Whenever I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.
How does a depressed couple say goodbye on the phone?
"No, you hang yourself first..."
Y'all, these 9/11 jokes ain't funny. I ordered a plain pizza in the Twin Towers.
I think Paul Walker and 9/11 jokes are great, but when I tell them to others, they tend to crash and burn.
