The "P" in Batman stands for parents.
I told a 9/11 joke to my friends today.
It didn't land well.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because his parents couldn’t help him out!
The terrorists got a killstreak of 2,996; they are popping off, bro.
The school shooter points the gun at the emo kid. While the shooter tries to shoot him, the emo kid dodges the bullets like in the Matrix and takes the gun away from the shooter and shoots himself.
Q. What do filicide jokes and filicide victims have in common?
A. They never get old.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni and got plane.
What game did Al-Qaeda play with the Twin Towers on September 11th, 2001? Jenga.
God bless the shooting that happened.
Watching the 9/11 documentaries, just watching a kill cam.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and your parents?
Nothing. They are both just memories.
Yeah I stopped joking about 9/11. My jokes usually just ended up crashing and burning.
Why don't a gun and an orphan have anything in common? The gun is actually useful.
Why can't Americans play chess?
Because they're missing two towers.
Hey, did you know that 9/11 won a Grammy?
Yes, best comedy award.
There were people having sex when it started sinking. Legend tells when you go near the ship you can see semen, and if you listen close enough you'll hear them moaning.
Now that's a hell of a ghost story!
Little Johnny likes to play with toy guns.
Little Johnny paints them black.
Little Johnny went to a gun store.
Little Johnny made a big mess.
The cemetery people were getting paid.
The two brothers were sitting next to each other. They played with planes all day long. They got too violent, and now their sister (World Trade Center) stands there. The brothers were put up for adoption, and the planes were given back to their owners.
The only thing brighter than my future is the fire on the World Trade Center.
Chris Benoit is like a depressed orphan because he killed his family.
