Q. What do filicide jokes and filicide victims have in common?
A. They never get old.
What game did Al-Qaeda play with the Twin Towers on September 11th, 2001? Jenga.
God bless the shooting that happened.
Yeah I stopped joking about 9/11. My jokes usually just ended up crashing and burning.
There were people having sex when it started sinking. Legend tells when you go near the ship you can see semen, and if you listen close enough you'll hear them moaning.
Now that's a hell of a ghost story!
Little Johnny likes to play with toy guns.
Little Johnny paints them black.
Little Johnny went to a gun store.
Little Johnny made a big mess.
The cemetery people were getting paid.
The two brothers were sitting next to each other. They played with planes all day long. They got too violent, and now their sister (World Trade Center) stands there. The brothers were put up for adoption, and the planes were given back to their owners.
The only thing brighter than my future is the fire on the World Trade Center.
Can you imagine the last thing that went through the minds of 911 victims?
Well, probably their kneecaps.
What's the best thing about 9/11 jokes...
They make you collapse with laughter because the Twin Towers collapsed.
it was just a prank bro.