Why can't Helen Keller drive?
Because she's a woman? No, seriously, why can't she drive? Because she's dead.
Why was the giraffe late to work?
Because it got caught in a giraffic jam.
Yo mama so fat that when she crossed the road, people mistook her for a roundabout.
The colors red, white, and blue are the colors of freedom. Until they are flashing behind you.
You're walking on the street when you realize that you're in the road as you feel the horn dying away.
Q: Why did Sally drop her ice cream?
A: She got hit by a bus.
How does the zebra cross the road?
The zebra crossing.
My friend Amir didn’t have the greatest driving record because of all the car crashes he got in. He only crashed his plane once in a building, so he had a much better flying record.
Sat at a busy intersection with a slice of bread, waiting for a traffic jam.
Cut a hole in the rug so he could see a dirty floor show.
He took hay to bed to feed his nightmare.
Took a tape measure to bed to see how long he slept.
Put his nose out the window so the wind will blow it.
Died with his boots on because he didn't want to hurt his toes when he kicked the bucket.
Has anybody heard of the guy who passed out in the middle of oncoming traffic? Yeah, he was tired.
Q: What is a skeleton's favorite color?
A: Blue stop signs.
A truck carrying Vicks VapoRub overturned on the highway. Amazingly, there was no congestion for eight hours straight.
Why did Little Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus.
When do you go on red and stop at green?
A watermelon.
Why didn't Sally get home from work?
She got hit by a bus.
Sara's Mom was helping her prepare for her driver's test.
Mom: "Okay, any questions?"
Sara: "Yes. I actually don't know what "yield" means."
Mom: "Don't worry, Hon. No one does."
Sometimes you just need to take a drive through the city to clear your head.
-JFK
This is Sally.
Sally says hi.
This is Sally when a car comes by. 🤕
Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign?
A: The drunk guy runs it and the stoner waits for it to turn green!
Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign?
A: The drunk guy runs it, and the stoner waits for it to turn green!
