a truck carrying vicks vaporub overturned on the highway, amazingly there was no congestion for 8 hours strait
Why didn't Sally get home from work?
She got hit by a bus.
Sara's Mom was helping her prepare for her driver's test.
Mom: "Okay, any questions?"
Sara: "Yes. I actually don't know what "yield" means."
Mom: "Don't worry, Hon. No one does."
Sometimes you just need to take a drive through the city to clear your head.
-JFK
Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign?
A: The drunk guy runs it and the stoner waits for it to turn green!
Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign?
A: The drunk guy runs it, and the stoner waits for it to turn green!
The toilet paper tried to cross the road. He couldn't because he was stuck in a crack.
Why did little billy drop his ice cream cone?
Cuz he got hit by a bus while crossing the street.
Why did the orange stop in the middle of the road?
Please take this down, it's not funny at all!
It's a joke, not a dick, so don't take it so hard!
i got hit by a bus but the bus was my ex
What type of jam can you not eat?
Traffic jam.
Kids in the backseat make accidents, and accidents in the back seat make kids.
Chuck Norris gets pulled over by a cop, and the cop gets a ticket.
A man is standing on the side of the road, waiting to cross, when another man stands alongside him. The first man says, "I have been waiting to cross here for ages. It's impossible to cross."
The second man says, "There is a zebra crossing up the road." He said, "I hope he is having better luck than I am!"
Man, don't you hate it when you hit a speed bump by an orphanage but then realize there's no speed bumps here...
What do you get when you cross a highway on a bike?
Run over.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road.........She forgot to put her seatbelt
Yo mama is so slow when she stepped on the HI way they had to order a crane to come move her from starting traffic
Why did Joey drop his ice cream?
He was hit by a truck. (Don't worry, the truck was fine.)
Stephen Hawking died crossing the road. He was hit by a Universal Serial Bus.
