Yo mama is so slow when she stepped on the HI way they had to order a crane to come move her from starting traffic
Stephen Hawkins died crossing the road, he was hit by a Universal Serial Bus.
What did the green light say to the red light? - Don't look, I'm changing!
What did one traffic light say to the other. Stop looking I am changing
What was the name of Russia's first female traffic cop?
Ivana Pulyova
A cop stopped a guy for speeding.
He said, "Do you know how fast you were going?"
"I was trying to keep up with traffic," the guy replied.
The cop said, "But there is no traffic."
And the guy answered, "That's how far behind I am."
