Yo mama so fat that when she crossed the road, people mistook her for a roundabout.
The colors red, white, and blue are the colors of freedom. Until they are flashing behind you.
Q: Why did Sally drop her ice cream?
A: She got hit by a bus
How does the zebra cross the road . The zebra crossing
My friend Amir didn’t have the greatest driving record because of all the car crashes he got in. He only crashed his plane once in a building. So he had a much better flying record.
Sat at a busy intersection with a slice of bread waiting for a traffic jam
Cut a hole in the rug so he could see a dirty floor show
He took hay to bed to feed his nightmare
Took a tape measure to bed to see how long he slept
Put his nose out the window so the wind will blow it
Died with his boots on because he didn't want to hurt his toes when he kicked the bucket
Has anybody heard of the guy who passed out in the middle of oncoming traffic? yeah, he was tired.
a truck carrying vicks vaporub overturned on the highway, amazingly there was no congestion for 8 hours strait
Why didn't Sally get home from work?
She got hit by a bus.
Sometimes you just need to take a drive through the city to clear your head.
-JFK
Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign? A: The drunk guy runs it and the stoner waits for it to turn green!
The toilet paper tried to cross the road. He couldn't because he was stuck in a crack.
Why did little billy drop his ice cream cone?
Cuz he got hit by a bus while crossing the street.
i got hit by a bus but the bus was my ex
What type of jam can you not eat? Traffic jam
Kids in the backseat make accidents, and accidents in the back seat make kids.
chuck Norris get`s pulled over by cop and the cop gets a ticket
A man is standing on the side of the road, waiting to cross, when another man stands alongside him, the first man says, " I have been waiting to cross here for ages, its impossible to cross " the second man says, "there is a zebra crossing up the road", he said, "I hope he is having better luck than I am".
What do you get when you cross a highway on a bike.
Runover.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road.........She forgot to put her seatbelt
