Why did Joey drop his ice cream?
He was hit by a truck. (Don't worry, the truck was fine.)
Traffic Jokes
Stephen Hawking died crossing the road. He was hit by a Universal Serial Bus.
What did the green light say to the red light? - Don't look, I'm changing!
What did one traffic light say to the other?
"Stop looking, I am changing."
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She wasn't wearing a seat belt.
What was the name of Russia's first female traffic cop?
Ivana Pulyova.
A cop stopped a guy for speeding.
He said, "Do you know how fast you were going?"
"I was trying to keep up with traffic," the guy replied.
The cop said, "But there is no traffic."
And the guy answered, "That's how far behind I am."
