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Sara's Mom was helping her prepare for her driver's test.

Mom: "Okay, any questions?"

Sara: "Yes. I actually don't know what "yield" means."

Mom: "Don't worry, Hon. No one does."

Sometimes you just need to take a drive through the city to clear your head.

-JFK

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    • Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign?

    A: The drunk guy runs it and the stoner waits for it to turn green!

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    • Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign?

    A: The drunk guy runs it, and the stoner waits for it to turn green!

    The toilet paper tried to cross the road. He couldn't because he was stuck in a crack.

    Why did little Billy drop his ice cream cone?

    Cuz he got hit by a bus while crossing the street.

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    • Why did the orange stop in the middle of the road?

    Please take this down, it's not funny at all!

    It's a joke, not a dick, so don't take it so hard!

    Kids in the backseat make accidents, and accidents in the back seat make kids.

    A man is standing on the side of the road, waiting to cross, when another man stands alongside him. The first man says, "I have been waiting to cross here for ages. It's impossible to cross."

    The second man says, "There is a zebra crossing up the road." He said, "I hope he is having better luck than I am!"

    My favorite thing to do in my free time is putting a large skewer on the front of my car and speeding through a school zone trying to make a kebab.

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    • Man, don't you hate it when you hit a speed bump by an orphanage but then realize there's no speed bumps here...