What did the green light say to the red light? - Don't look, I'm changing!
What did one traffic light say to the other?
"Stop looking, I am changing."
What was the name of Russia's first female traffic cop?
Ivana Pulyova.
A cop stopped a guy for speeding.
He said, "Do you know how fast you were going?"
"I was trying to keep up with traffic," the guy replied.
The cop said, "But there is no traffic."
And the guy answered, "That's how far behind I am."
