Traffic jokes
Q: What is a skeleton's favorite color?
A: Blue stop signs.
A truck carrying Vicks VapoRub overturned on the highway. Amazingly, there was no congestion for eight hours straight.
Why did Little Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus.
When do you go on red and stop at green?
A watermelon.
Why didn't Sally get home from work?
She got hit by a bus.
Sara's Mom was helping her prepare for her driver's test.
Mom: "Okay, any questions?"
Sara: "Yes. I actually don't know what "yield" means."
Mom: "Don't worry, Hon. No one does."
Sometimes you just need to take a drive through the city to clear your head.
-JFK
This is Sally.
Sally says hi.
This is Sally when a car comes by. 🤕
Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign?
A: The drunk guy runs it and the stoner waits for it to turn green!
Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign?
A: The drunk guy runs it, and the stoner waits for it to turn green!
The toilet paper tried to cross the road. He couldn't because he was stuck in a crack.
Why did little Billy drop his ice cream cone?
Cuz he got hit by a bus while crossing the street.
Why did the orange stop in the middle of the road?
Please take this down, it's not funny at all!
It's a joke, not a dick, so don't take it so hard!
I got hit by a bus.
But the bus was my ex.
What type of jam can you not eat?
Traffic jam.
Kids in the backseat make accidents, and accidents in the back seat make kids.
Chuck Norris gets pulled over by a cop, and the cop gets a ticket.
A man is standing on the side of the road, waiting to cross, when another man stands alongside him. The first man says, "I have been waiting to cross here for ages. It's impossible to cross."
The second man says, "There is a zebra crossing up the road." He said, "I hope he is having better luck than I am!"
My favorite thing to do in my free time is putting a large skewer on the front of my car and speeding through a school zone trying to make a kebab.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.