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What did the hijackers say when they crashed into the Twin Towers?

"Jenga!"

I caught a cold, Mary Earp caught the ball, what did the towers catch? The plane.

Most women are like the Twin Towers.

It's all fun and good when guys fly through them, but once the little people come jumping off them, it becomes sad and awful.

American people: We will throw your teabags in the ocean!

British: At least our towers didn’t fall. 😎

Your momma is so fat that when she egged the Twin Towers, she threw a airplane on accident.

When the airplane saw the Twin Towers, it said, "We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we can't go around it, guess we will go through it."

Americans when they think they have the best offensive British jokes: "we threw your tea in the ocean." 💀

British people making offensive jokes about America: "our towers didn’t explode."😎

My plants in my garden are like the Twin Towers; neither of them fell, just the flowers.

Your mom is so weak, when she jumped from the Twin Towers, her baby became disabled.

Why did the towers fall? Because someone in Call of Duty hijacked the planes and crashed them into it.

An American bully goes up to an English kid and says, "You're ugly!"

And the English kid says, "Well, wanna know why you can't play Jenga?"

"Why?" says the bully.

"Because you haven't got a tower."

What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an emo bitch?

The Twin Towers hit the ground.

What is the difference between the Titanic and the Twin Towers?

They both went down.