Tower jokes
The terrorists suck at [something]. They lost two times to the Twin Towers? Like, how do you land so far from it? One of them landed in a field.
Why can’t American people play chess?
Because they lost their towers.
How does a terrorist feed their kids?
"Here comes the airplane."
Why are English people bad at chess? 'Cause they lost their Queen.
Why can't the US play chess? 'Cause they lost their towers.
What did the 9/11 survivor say when he went back to his family? "You won't believe it! The Twin Towers became conjoined twins when it happened!"
A guy jumped out of the Twin Towers, saying, "I ordered pepperoni pizza, not a plane!"
Why were the Twin Towers made on 9/11? They ordered pepperoni pizza but got plane.
Why can't the English play chess? Because they lost their queen. And why can't the US play chess? Because they lost their towers.
Why can't Paris play chess? Because they don't have their towers (also known as rooks).
Your mum is like a Golden Knight. She will still attack my tower with troops in the way, like Jude Porter.
The Towers wanted pepperoni pizza, but they got planned.
Ahmed is a bomber for the Twin Towers.
Why can’t the USA play chess?
Because they lost their two towers.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There were two when we were kids, but now it’s a touchy subject.
There are a lot of things that explode... like cars, boats, the Twin Towers.
All aboard the Magic School Bus! We are going to New York. The second tower has been hit.
What do the Twin Tower survivors order from Tim Hortons? A plane bagel.
Ummmm 67.
What's the difference between a joke and the Twin Towers? People don't laugh at my jokes.
Fat people are like the Twin Towers. Once they go down, they don’t come back up.