Tower jokes
Why were the UK and the USA bad at chess?
Because they lost their queen and two towers.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost two towers.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?
Elton John is still standing.
This joke's about flowers, the blue one's a violet.
Your mom's the Twin Towers and I am the pilot!
Why are people from New York so bad at chess?
Because they quickly lose two towers (rooks).
What do you call a paraplegic stuck in a tower?
In trouble!
I feel bad for all American Clash Royale players.
They always start with two towers downed.
What do Drew Bledsoe and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both got taken out by two jets.
Why aren't Americans good at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
America Twin Tower: "Hey, have you seen the Malaysian Twin Tower? I have, but only from 1971 to 2001."
Malaysian Twin Tower: "I STOOD LONGER!"
The Twin Towers are like crippled legs; once they break, they can’t be fixed.
Why were the Twin Towers angry on 9/11?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got instead was plane.
Dear Victims... äh Passengers, we are flying now from Ryadh to New York. Amazing Building... äh Amazing City. There's online, but 2000 there were two Towers... äh Restaurants. We hijack the plane... äh Hi Jack. Jack is my co-pilot, and I said hello. Don‘t scream... History Repea... äh... History never comes back, we are now flying back to the Airport. 💀
What did the Twin Towers say to each other?
Sorry if that offended anyone.
“I guess we are going down together!”
WOW this ultra realistic jenga is awesome!🔥🔥
What did the tower say to the other one?
I will see you later; I am about to get hit.
Are you a lollipop? Because I can suck on you all day.
Are you an Oreo? Because I eat the cream first.
Are you a microwave? Because I’m trying to keep you quiet at 3:00 am.
Are you a sprinkler? Cause every time I see you I get wet.
Are you makeup? Cause I’d spend hours doing you.
Are you a guitar? Because I’d love to hear the noises you make when I play with you.
Are you an elevator? Cause I wanna ride you up and down.
Most restaurants are closed at night, but your legs aren’t.
I’m not a cashier, but you got a couple of things I wanna check out.
Are you Cinderella? Because I can see that dress coming off at midnight.
Are you a calendar? Because I want to pin you against the wall.
I don’t know what’s gotten into me lately, but I hope it’s you.
Are you a doughnut? Cause I wanna fill you with cream.
Are you a garden? Cause I want to plant some seeds inside of you.
Do you sing in the shower? Because if so, I need a private ticket of your concert.
Are your legs the twin towers? Because I’ll bomb what’s in between.
Are you a blanket? Because you’re on top of me every night.
Are you a phone? Cause I like to be on you 24/7.
Are you a roller coaster? Because the faster you go, the louder I scream.
I’m so jealous of your heart right now because it’s pounding inside of you and I’m not.
Are you a popsicle? Cause all I want to do is lick you up and down.
Are you a construction worker? Because you got me all bricked up.
Are you a fireman? Because you came in hot and left me wet.
What did the plane say to the Twin Towers?
Nothing, planes can't talk.
I loved the Twin Towers, it's a shame my dad didn't.
What's a tower's favorite bagel? I don't know, but it ain't plain.