Tower jokes
What did the twin tower say to the other?
"I need to catch this plane."
What did the plane say to the towers: "Can't go over it, can't go under it, oh no, we got to go through it."
Why do people keep on making jokes about the twin towers?
Because they go down so well.
The Twin Towers collapsed faster than my grandma did.
Why can't the USA and England play chess?
USA has no towers and England has no queen.
"Hi, plane," said the tower.
2,996 kill streak, boom!
After 9/11, the Twin Towers began to vape and smoke weed... 😔
Not sure if the Twin Towers were destroyed or if they were just purposely demolished. 🖐️😀
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and a cow?
You can't milk the same cow for 15 years.
Arabs: WHO PUT THAT TOWER THERE... we must destroy it!
Bro, the airplanes that crashed, darn it, they got MVP!
I got these two people in my class we call them Twin Towers, so when I heard about it I threw a paper airplane at them.
What did the one tower say to the other?
"Here comes the airplane!"
Is your home the Twin Towers? Because I'm tryna crash!
Are you the twin towers?
Because I want to crash inside of you.
What's worse than dedicating your life to build back the towers? Doing it and getting terrorized for it...
What does Fortnite and real life have in common?
They both lost their tower.
Bro, the Twin Towers are like my grandpa and his friends. One survived—my grandpa. The others have fallen—his friends.
I got a new Lego airplane set from my friend... oddly, there were also two towers included in the box as well.