"You're really hot, I wanna hit on you like the plane hit the Twin Towers."
Tower Jokes
Your hairline [is] so bad it went down like the Twin Towers.
What did the passengers of the plane say when they saw the airplane strip? Nothing, because it was not an airplane strip, but a tower.
What do the Twin Towers and Angry Birds' pigs have in common?
They always getting hit.
Why couldn't people have their phone on airplane mode during 9/11?
Because their phone exploded the towers.
What's another name for 9/11?
A forbidden game of Jenga.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?
Elton John is still standing.
"Iām coming for you two!"
What did the South tower get instead of pepperoni pizza?
It got a bunch of plane.
I'm pretty sure that 9/11 was the biggest game of Jenga ever recorded in history.
Hey, America. No towers? :(
Two guys watching a war movie at a bar are talking. One says to the other, "The Nazis starved my dad to death in a concentration camp during the war."
The other says, "My dad died in a camp as well... he broke his neck."
First guy says, "How did he break his neck?"
Second guy says, "He fell out of the guard tower."
9/11 jokes are that deadly not even the towers could hold themselves up.
What did the south tower say to the baby north tower?
"Here comes the airplane!"
The Twin Towers ordered 3 tacos.
One was just a plane tortilla.
The other one was also just a plane tortilla.
And the third one went to the wrong address.
The north tower wanted some salted fries at Burger King.
They were plane as usual.
The Twin Towers ordered a sesame bagel. They got the plane one instead.
I hit on the Twin Towers. They were hot.
Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning?
Because unlike the Twin Towers it can dodge.
Yo mama so fat, she costs 15 elixir, and 3 inferno towers can't kill her!
