Tower jokes

What did the plane say to the Twin Towers?

Nothing, planes can't talk.

I loved the Twin Towers, it's a shame my dad didn't.

What's a tower's favorite bagel? I don't know, but it ain't plain.

The people in the second tower, "I'm so glad that plane didn't hit our building!"

The second plane, 🗿🗿🗿

I was playing chess with my friend and he said, “Let’s make this interesting.” So I took away his towers, and he took away my queen.

"White people can't jump..."

"You must not have seen the Twin Towers on 9/11."

Wanna know the last words of the south tower?

"HAHA LOOK AT YOU! IMAGINE BEING HIT YOU L BOZO!"

Let's play twin towers, your thighs are the towers and my penis is the plane, coming in between.

My phone is just like the Twin Towers; they got put in airplane mode.

Osama bin laden hit the towers because he couldnt fly straight

My brother tried to hit this guy with a plane and but hit the Twin Towers.

Are you the Twin Towers? I can't stand you.

Today in class, I screamed "Jenga!"

We were watching a 9/11 documentary.

I saw two really tall guys. I walked up and said, "I didn't know we still have the Twin Towers!"

So, gender equality is the idea that a woman can do anything a man can, right? That they should be treated the same? So, therefore, if she swings on me, I could punch her into the Twin Towers because of gender equality. I love gender equality.

The north and south towers got into an argument.

The south tower said, "We will talk about this when we are on the ground."

I met a girl that was 6'5" and she fell on 9/11 and broke her arm. She really said "oh snap" like a twin tower.

What did the Twin Towers order for dinner?

Two large planes.

What did the hijackers say when they crashed into the Twin Towers?

"Jenga!"

I caught a cold, Mary Earp caught the ball, what did the towers catch? The plane.