Tower jokes

I loved the Twin Towers, it's a shame my dad didn't.

What's a tower's favorite bagel? I don't know, but it ain't plain.

The people in the second tower, "I'm so glad that plane didn't hit our building!"

The second plane, 🗿🗿🗿

I was playing chess with my friend and he said, “Let’s make this interesting.” So I took away his towers, and he took away my queen.

"White people can't jump..."

"You must not have seen the Twin Towers on 9/11."

Wanna know the last words of the south tower?

"HAHA LOOK AT YOU! IMAGINE BEING HIT YOU L BOZO!"

Let's play twin towers, your thighs are the towers and my penis is the plane, coming in between.

My phone is just like the Twin Towers; they got put in airplane mode.

Osama bin laden hit the towers because he couldnt fly straight

My brother tried to hit this guy with a plane and but hit the Twin Towers.

Are you the Twin Towers? I can't stand you.

Today in class, I screamed "Jenga!"

We were watching a 9/11 documentary.

I saw two really tall guys. I walked up and said, "I didn't know we still have the Twin Towers!"

So, gender equality is the idea that a woman can do anything a man can, right? That they should be treated the same? So, therefore, if she swings on me, I could punch her into the Twin Towers because of gender equality. I love gender equality.

The north and south towers got into an argument.

The south tower said, "We will talk about this when we are on the ground."

I met a girl that was 6'5" and she fell on 9/11 and broke her arm. She really said "oh snap" like a twin tower.

What did the Twin Towers order for dinner?

Two large planes.

What did the hijackers say when they crashed into the Twin Towers?

"Jenga!"

I caught a cold, Mary Earp caught the ball, what did the towers catch? The plane.

Most women are like the Twin Towers.

It's all fun and good when guys fly through them, but once the little people come jumping off them, it becomes sad and awful.