What did the South tower get instead of pepperoni pizza? It got a bunch of plane.
I'm pretty sure that 9/11 was the biggest game of Jenga ever recorded in history.
hey, america. no towers? :(
Two guys watching a war movie at a bar are talking. One says to the other, "The Nazis starved my dad to death in a concentration camp during the war."
The other says, "My dad died in a camp as well... he broke his neck."
First guy says, "How did he break his neck?"
Second guy says, "He fell out of the guard tower."
9/11 jokes are that deadly not even the towers could hold themself up
What did the south tower say to the baby north tower
Here comes the airplane
The twin towers ordered 3 tacos. One was just a plane tortia. The other one was also just a plane tortia. And the third one went to the wrong adress.
The north tower wanted some salted fries at burger king. They were plane as usual.
The Twin Towers ordered a sesame bagel. They got the plane one instead.
I hit on the twin towers. they were hot
Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning?
Because unlike the Twin Towers it can dodge.
Yo Mama so Fat, she costs 15 elixir and 3 inferno towers can't kill her
Holy shit there's so many yo mama jokes. Here's mine: Yo mama so skinny she used a cheerio as a hula hoop.
Yo mama so fat that she made a plane unstable and crashed it into the Twin Towers.
Yo mama so old that she has Jesus's autograph.
Yo mama so ugly that not even makeup can save her.
Yo mama so dumb that she thought Rocket League was a competition between kids in wheelchairs.
What did the pedestrian say after he saw the twin towers fell?
JENGA!!!!
(Best pick-up line ever). Your body is like 9/11. I wanna crash into your twin towers. ๐
Has anybody noticed that the New York City football team is the New York Jets? They sure know how to scare the Twin Towers.
The twin towers were the best soilders ever. Stand together, FALL TOGETHER!
the reason they attacked the towers is because the terrorists thought the towers were giant Middle fingers pointed at them. What silly saudis.
If I had to rate the attack on the twin towers from the Muslims, I'd give it a 9/11.
What do theh twin towers and your siblings have in common? once they tunr 18 they never come back
