Tower jokes

What did the tower say to the other one?

I will see you later; I am about to get hit.

Are you a lollipop? Because I can suck on you all day.

Are you an Oreo? Because I eat the cream first.

Are you a microwave? Because I’m trying to keep you quiet at 3:00 am.

Are you a sprinkler? Cause every time I see you I get wet.

Are you makeup? Cause I’d spend hours doing you.

Are you a guitar? Because I’d love to hear the noises you make when I play with you.

Are you an elevator? Cause I wanna ride you up and down.

Most restaurants are closed at night, but your legs aren’t.

I’m not a cashier, but you got a couple of things I wanna check out.

Are you Cinderella? Because I can see that dress coming off at midnight.

Are you a calendar? Because I want to pin you against the wall.

I don’t know what’s gotten into me lately, but I hope it’s you.

Are you a doughnut? Cause I wanna fill you with cream.

Are you a garden? Cause I want to plant some seeds inside of you.

Do you sing in the shower? Because if so, I need a private ticket of your concert.

Are your legs the twin towers? Because I’ll bomb what’s in between.

Are you a blanket? Because you’re on top of me every night.

Are you a phone? Cause I like to be on you 24/7.

Are you a roller coaster? Because the faster you go, the louder I scream.

I’m so jealous of your heart right now because it’s pounding inside of you and I’m not.

Are you a popsicle? Cause all I want to do is lick you up and down.

Are you a construction worker? Because you got me all bricked up.

Are you a fireman? Because you came in hot and left me wet.

What did the plane say to the Twin Towers?

Nothing, planes can't talk.

I loved the Twin Towers, it's a shame my dad didn't.

What's a tower's favorite bagel? I don't know, but it ain't plain.

The people in the second tower, "I'm so glad that plane didn't hit our building!"

The second plane, 🗿🗿🗿

I was playing chess with my friend and he said, “Let’s make this interesting.” So I took away his towers, and he took away my queen.

"White people can't jump..."

"You must not have seen the Twin Towers on 9/11."

Wanna know the last words of the south tower?

"HAHA LOOK AT YOU! IMAGINE BEING HIT YOU L BOZO!"

Let's play twin towers, your thighs are the towers and my penis is the plane, coming in between.

My phone is just like the Twin Towers; they got put in airplane mode.

Osama bin laden hit the towers because he couldnt fly straight

My brother tried to hit this guy with a plane and but hit the Twin Towers.

Are you the Twin Towers? I can't stand you.

Today in class, I screamed "Jenga!"

We were watching a 9/11 documentary.

I saw two really tall guys. I walked up and said, "I didn't know we still have the Twin Towers!"

So, gender equality is the idea that a woman can do anything a man can, right? That they should be treated the same? So, therefore, if she swings on me, I could punch her into the Twin Towers because of gender equality. I love gender equality.

The north and south towers got into an argument.

The south tower said, "We will talk about this when we are on the ground."

I met a girl that was 6'5" and she fell on 9/11 and broke her arm. She really said "oh snap" like a twin tower.

What did the Twin Towers order for dinner?

Two large planes.