Tower jokes
Q: Did you hear about the Twin Towers?
A: No, what happened?
Q: Apparently, the design was fundamentally floored!
Q. What color were Mohammed Atta’s eyes?
A. Blue, one blue this way and one blue the other way.
The twin towers are like my parents, only one came back.
A man was forced off the Eiffel Tower, but he flew back up.
The executioners asked, "How'd you do that?"
He said, "I had magic chips. Here, take some."
They eat them, jump off, and die.
He asks for more chips, and the guy says, "You're a real a**hole when you're drunk, Superman!"
Kid: “What happened to Dad?”
Mom: “He flew into the Twin Towers.”
Famous last words.
Twin towers: “Is it a bird, is it Superman? AAAAAHHHHHH SHHHHHIIIIIIIIIZZ!”
Joke 1) 9/11 was such a tragedy... Two drunk people drove a plane into a building.
Joke 2) If 6-2=4, why are there no more towers?
Joke 3) Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Whatever it is, it’s heading straight for the World Trade Center.
Two planes crashed into two separate towers.
Now two towers crash into two separate planes.
Why were the people in the Twin Towers mad? They wanted a drive-through pepperoni pizza, but got a fly-through plane instead.
Me and my brother were called the twin towers. My brother lived up to his title after the plane crash.
Science flies you to the moon.
Religion flies you into towers.
Who reads the fastest?
The pilot of the plane who hit one of the twin towers. He took out 83 stories in one go.
I asked my uncle why he was living on the streets.
He said that he wasn't always on the streets, he used to have a job at these two towers. I asked him what happened, and he said two planes happened.
Why can't America play chess?
They're missing two towers.
In America, planes hit the Twin Towers. In Soviet Russia, Twin Towers hit planes.
What did the south tower say to the north tower? It said: nothing.
9/11 joke.
Did you know the people in the twin towers were great readers?
Yeah, they went through 80 stories in seconds.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an ugly girl? The Twin Towers at least got fucked.
Why are the twin towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plain.
Who are the fastest readers of all time?
People who jumped out of the Twin Towers. Why? Because they went through 13 stories within 5 seconds.