Tower jokes
Why do US suck at chess? We lost both our towers.
Why is England so good at chess? They still have their queen.
Why does Russia suck at chess? They only have pawns.
When the Two Towers ordered pizza, all they got was plane.
What flavor of pizza did the Twin Towers order?...
Plane.
What's the Twin Towers' most favorite band? Al Qaedirection.
Why did the planes crash into the Twin Towers?
Because the cleaner left the landing lights on!
What do Philippe Petit and New York citizens have in common?
They both walk(ed) over the Twin Towers.
Why were the people in the Twin Towers such good readers?
They went through 110 stories in 10 seconds.
I hate when people make jokes about the Twin Towers.
My dad died on 9/11. He was a great pilot.
What do the Twin Towers and murder victims have in common?
Both were owned by their own kind.
Why do Americans suck at chess?.......... They already lost two towers.
Why doesn’t the US want to play chess with the UK?
The US is already down 2 towers, and the UK has an unkillable queen.
Why were Twin Towers mad that their food wasn’t good enough?
Because they got plain.
The twin towers were just tryna take after the leaning tower of Pisa, but they lost their balance and fucked it up.
The Twin Towers ordered Domino's, what did they get instead?
"Knock knock."
"Why are you knocking on a wall? You're in the Twin Towers and they're going down!"
Women are like the Twin Towers. After you smash them, and if some little people start jumping out, the government is gonna tax the shit outta you.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered three pepperoni pizzas and one came plain, the other came late, and the other one went to the wrong address.
What’s similar between the twin towers and Kobe Bryant?
They both can crash down.
What did the pilots say before crashing into the Twin Towers?
"We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we go through it!"
What does a dad and the Twin Towers have in common? Once they're gone they never come back.