Tower jokes
Why did Sally fall dead?
Because she was on top of a tower and fell because she had no arms. Hahahahaha!
Why are the Twin Towers and after girls kill all boys similar?
There used to be two but now there's one...
Why is the Tower of Pisa tilted?
Because it had more reflects than the Twin Towers.
Why can't Biden play chess?
Because he doesn't have the towers.
"I hate when people make 9/11 jokes because my grandfather died during the Twin Tower attacks. He was the best pilot in Saudi Arabia."
Why is the USA so bad at chess?
Because they already lost two towers.
These jokes are weak like the structure of the towers.
What's the best way to find the Twin Towers?
Bucket.
My granddad died in Auschwitz in WW2...
He fell from a tower.
Today is the day of 9/11, and we were in class making jokes, and somebody said, "That's sad." I was like, "Why?" And they said, "Today is the day the towers went down." I said, "Just like I did on your mum last night."
Wonder why the British are so good at chess? They have the queen.
Wonder why Americans are so bad at chess? They lost two towers.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
The people in the Twin Towers, because they went through over 100 stories in less than 10 minutes.
"White people can't jump"...
"You must not have seen the twin towers on 9/11."
A married couple are on holiday in Italia. They look at the Leaning Tower of Pisa. He says: - Look, honey, this tower is crookedly standing! She: - Shut up!
(Standing means: penis erection)
What did the airplane say to the tower? Allahu Akbar!
The Twin Towers and genders have a lot in common. There used to be two, and now it's just a touchy subject.
There was a man in a tower, and the other man thought it was a girl, so he said, "Let down your long hair." He said, "OK, I will let my big, super long, hairy penis down for you to climb and suck." Then the other man said, "If you have such a long dick, suck it yourself. See ya, b*tch."
How are genders and twin towers alike? There used to be 2, but now it's a sensitive topic.
Disabled people can help the world to get a printed copy of "Leaning Tower of Pisa," exactly leaned at an angle.
The twin towers are like water bottles.
It's all right if you knock them down as long as you pick up the mess.