a man was forced off the Eiffel Tower, but he flew back up. The executionares asked "how'd you do that?" he said, " I had magic chips, here, take some"they eat them, jump off and die.
He asks for more chips, and the guy says "you're a real a**hole when you're drunk superman."
Kid: “What happened to Dad?”
Mom: “He flew into the Twin Towers.”
Famous last words. Twin towers: “is it a bird, is it superman, AAAAAHHHHHH SHHHHHIIIIIIIIIZZ”
Joke 1) 9/11 Was Such A Tragedy... Two Drunk People Drove A Plane Into A Building
Joke 2) If 6-2=4 Why Is There No More Towers
Joke 3) Is it a bird? is it a plane? Whatever it is it’s heading straight for the World Trade Center
2 planes crashed into 2 separate towers.
Now 2 towers crash into 2 separate planes.
Why where the peopel in twin towers mad that wonted a drive frow pepperoni pizza but got a fly frow plan in sted
Me and my brother were called the twin towers. My brother lived up to his title after the plane crash.
Science flies you to the moon.
Religion flies you into towers.
Who reads the fastest?
The pilot of the plane who hit one of the twin towers. He took out 83 stories in one go.
I asked my uncle why he was living on the streets. He said that he wasn't always on the streets, he used to have a job at these two towers. I asked him what happened, and he said two planes happened.
Why can't America play chess?
They're missing two towers
In America, planes hit the Twin Towers. In Soviet Russia, Twin Towers hit planes.
what did the south tower say to the north tower it said: nothing
9/11 joke
Did you know the people in the twin towers were great readers?
Yeah, they went through 80 stories in seconds.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an ugly girl? The Twin Towers at least got fucked.
Why are the twin towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plain.
Who are the fastest readers of all time?
People who jumped out of the Twin Towers. Why? Because they went through 13 stories within 5 seconds.
Osama Spin Laden, dropping beats like the twin towers.
My grandfather died at Auschwitz.
Poor fella fell off the guard tower.
What did the North tower say to the south tower? "Sorry, can't talk, got to catch a plane."
