Tower jokes
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Americans don't like playing chess with Muslims; last time they did play, they ended up losing two towers.
Q: Who are the fastest readers? A: Twin Tower victims, they got 80 stories in ten seconds.
Why is the leaning tower of Pizza leaning?
It has better reflexes than the twin towers.
best friend makes 9/11 joke.
you: "hey, my dad was inside the tower."
best friend: "I'm sorry."
you: "I always knew he was a great pilot."
It's getting near midnight, and I can already hear Big Ben. He's upstairs pumping the wife.
Why are Americans such good chess players?
Because they lost two towers.
Why did Sally fall dead?
Because she was on top of a tower and fell because she had no arms. Hahahahaha!
Why are the Twin Towers and after girls kill all boys similar?
There used to be two but now there's one...
Why is the Tower of Pisa tilted?
Because it had more reflects than the Twin Towers.
Why can't Biden play chess?
Because he doesn't have the towers.
"I hate when people make 9/11 jokes because my grandfather died during the Twin Tower attacks. He was the best pilot in Saudi Arabia."
Why is the USA so bad at chess?
Because they already lost two towers.
These jokes are weak like the structure of the towers.
What's the best way to find the Twin Towers?
Bucket.
My granddad died in Auschwitz in WW2...
He fell from a tower.
Today is the day of 9/11, and we were in class making jokes, and somebody said, "That's sad." I was like, "Why?" And they said, "Today is the day the towers went down." I said, "Just like I did on your mum last night."
Wonder why the British are so good at chess? They have the queen.
Wonder why Americans are so bad at chess? They lost two towers.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
The people in the Twin Towers, because they went through over 100 stories in less than 10 minutes.
"White people can't jump"...
"You must not have seen the twin towers on 9/11."