Tower jokes
Women are like the Twin Towers. After you smash them, and if some little people start jumping out, the government is gonna tax the shit outta you.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered three pepperoni pizzas and one came plain, the other came late, and the other one went to the wrong address.
What’s similar between the twin towers and Kobe Bryant?
They both can crash down.
What did the pilots say before crashing into the Twin Towers?
"We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we go through it!"
What does a dad and the Twin Towers have in common? Once they're gone they never come back.
A man drinks beer and jumps off a tower, and he's okay. The other guy says, "Whoa, how'd you do that?"
He does it again, so the guy gets a beer, the same beer, and jumps off. He died.
The bartender looks at the original man who jumped off and says, "Superman, you're a real butthole whenever you're drunk."
Ur next.
Americans don't like playing chess with Muslims; last time they did play, they ended up losing two towers.
Q: Who are the fastest readers? A: Twin Tower victims, they got 80 stories in ten seconds.
Why is the leaning tower of Pizza leaning?
It has better reflexes than the twin towers.
best friend makes 9/11 joke.
you: "hey, my dad was inside the tower."
best friend: "I'm sorry."
you: "I always knew he was a great pilot."
It's getting near midnight, and I can already hear Big Ben. He's upstairs pumping the wife.
Why are Americans such good chess players?
Because they lost two towers.
Why did Sally fall dead?
Because she was on top of a tower and fell because she had no arms. Hahahahaha!
Why are the Twin Towers and after girls kill all boys similar?
There used to be two but now there's one...
Why is the Tower of Pisa tilted?
Because it had more reflects than the Twin Towers.
Why can't Biden play chess?
Because he doesn't have the towers.
"I hate when people make 9/11 jokes because my grandfather died during the Twin Tower attacks. He was the best pilot in Saudi Arabia."
Why is the USA so bad at chess?
Because they already lost two towers.
These jokes are weak like the structure of the towers.