Tower jokes
Why can't America play chess?
They're missing two towers.
In America, planes hit the Twin Towers. In Soviet Russia, Twin Towers hit planes.
What did the south tower say to the north tower? It said: nothing.
9/11 joke.
Did you know the people in the twin towers were great readers?
Yeah, they went through 80 stories in seconds.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an ugly girl? The Twin Towers at least got fucked.
Why are the twin towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plain.
Who are the fastest readers of all time?
People who jumped out of the Twin Towers. Why? Because they went through 13 stories within 5 seconds.
Osama Spin Laden, dropping beats like the twin towers.
My grandfather died at Auschwitz.
Poor fella fell off the guard tower.
What did the North tower say to the south tower? "Sorry, can't talk, got to catch a plane."
Whats the difference between NASA and religion
NASA takes you through space Religion takes you through two towers
What is the difference between McDonald's and 9/11?
McDonald's has a drive-through. Twin Towers has a fly-through.
Two of my grandpas died in WW2.
Their tower fell over.
Why were the Twin Towers knocked over? Chuck Norris was leaning on one of them.
What is a terrorist's DJ name?
Osama Spin Laden.
Dropping beats like the Twin Towers.
The twin towers are like genders, there used to be two of them.
What would you call the Eiffel Tower if it falls over? The I Fell Tower!
Tilted Towers is gone.
"9/11 was just a really intense game of Jenga."
As a hobby, I started taking walks around the old clock tower.
It's a great way to pass the time.