Tower jokes

I know a good airplane joke, but it would probably go over your heads.

The twin towers: No, it won't.

What do emos and the Twin Towers have in common? There were two, but now there are none.

How to get your joke on every category? Michael Jackson, towers, morbid, emo, school, short, penis, sects, little Jonny.

Spongebob's teeth upside down is the twin towers.

Spongebob: 9 letters

Squarepants: 11 letters

Spongebob did 9/11.

Hope the towers are doing well this morning, and I'll get back to you!

Why are the towers working out? They have big thighs!

What's the difference between pizza deliveries and the Twin Towers?

Pizza deliveries get their orders right.

I visited the 9/11 memorial, that was bomb just like the towers.

What did one twin tower say to the other? "Be back, I gotta catch a plane."

I was fuming when I lost my job as a window cleaner, like who built the Twin Towers anyway?

All go gansta until the two towers fall down on you.

Why are the Twin Towers actually twins?

Their birth and death date are the same.

Two Twin Towers topple to terrorists terrorizing twenty to-be-doomed trip takers.

What could've the Towers done to not start 9/11?

Call 911.

Did I ever tell you my father should have been on the plane that crashed into the Twin Towers?

But that's just my opinion.

I tried dressing up as the plane that crashed into the Twin Towers for the office costume party.

It didn't land too well.

The twin towers are just like my mom and dad, they went to work and never came back.

Twin Tower jokes are funny because they are dead.

What were the terrorists on 9/11 thinking?

"We can't go over it." "Can't go under it." "We have to go through it!"

The Twin Towers are like snowmen; they fall and crumble.