"White people can't jump"...
"You must not have seen the twin towers on 9/11."
The married are on holiday on Italia. They look at the Leaning Tower of Pisa. He says: - Look, honey, this tower is crookedly standing She: - Shut up
(Standing means: penis erextion)
What did the airplane say to the tower? ALAH AKBAR!
The Twin Towers and genders have a lot in common. There used to be two, and now it's just a touchy subject.
There was a man in a tower and the other man thought it was a girl so he said let Down your long hair and he said ok I will let my big super long harry penis down for you to climb and suck then the other man said if you have such a long dick suck it yourself se ya bith
How are genders and twin towers alike? There used to be 2 but now it's a sensitive topic.
disabled people can help wold to get printed copy of " LEANING TOWER OF PISA "
exactly leaned at an angle
The twin towers are like water bottles.
It's all right if you knock them down as long as you pick up the mess.
I wasn’t understanding what I had to do for homework, so my teacher said, “Let me break it down for you like the Twin Towers.”
A man finds his son climbing the roof of his house. The kid kept using all sorts of material to climb up, but the dad didn't pay much attention.
Next day the kid went to the state tower and kept climbing using some adhesive gloves. The dad asks his son for a second time: "Son! Why are you doing this?" The son replies: "You told me to aim up high!"
How do blondes play real life jenga? By stacking humans.
Two towers.
why were the twin towers sad
they ordered dominos and got jets
When Lexa took Clarke out on a date, she walked past the candle shop, she bought all the candles. After the date, they went back to the Heda's (Commanders) Tower, which is basically a huge candle. "All I wanna do is Candle you"
(Lexa and Clarke from 'The 100' [ #LexaDeservedBetter ] R.I.P. Lexa...)
On 9/11, the Twin Towers ordered 3 pepperoni pizzas. One came in plain, the other came in late, the third went to the wrong address.
The second twin tower is like canada. It doesn’t exist.
What's the difference between Al Qaeda and Ms. Frizzle? One flew a plane into the Twin Towers; one flew a bus into the school.
Q: Did you hear about the Twin Towers? A: No, what happened? Q: Apparently, the design was fundamentally floored!
Q. What color where Mohammed Atta’s eyes? A. Blue, one blue this way and one blue the other way.
The twin towers are like my parents, only one came back.
