What did the orange say to the other orange?
I orange you glad!
Worst Jokes Ever
I hit something when I pulled into my driveway.
And then I noticed that my cat was missing.
Is it just me, or are you the prettiest person I've seen today?
What do you call the mushy stuff between sharks' teeth?
A slow swimmer...
Have you ever had a friend who masturbated many times? I had one who did a lot, but he had no imagination... when he masturbated, he imagines his hand.
One time there was a depressed man standing in the middle of a train track. A girl said, "Excuse me, can you move, please? I'm trying-" Then the man stopped her sentence and said, "How is your t-shirt so clean?" Then she said back, "Easy, hung it up."
What did the cactus look like with his tuxedo on?
Sharp! 🤣
What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?
A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
Why did the actor fall through the floor?
He was just going through a stage!
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why do orphans play Minecraft? Because they have no home.
What does an orphan call a family picture?
Answer: a selfie.
Just think, when we're getting fucked, we make our own food.
"Guys! Let’s hang out after school!"
Dude named Guys:
Dude named Out:
Dude named School:
I miss understood that, Miss Understood.
Why do orphans use iPhone X's?
Because they can't find home.
What's red all over and spins at 100 mps?
Baby in a blender.
When I hit a home run, I finally felt what it was like to have a home.
Fence 1 was thinking and Fence 2 said, "Are you still on the fence about running away?"
Fence 1 said, "Yeah, I was thinking of running on the RAILROAD."
Mom: I was an orphan once. The kid: Oh, ok, idgaf. Mom: And you're gonna be too! :) The kid: Ok, idgaf- WAIT WHAT THE FU-
