Worst Jokes Ever
I was about to change my password to Fire-Fist Ace... but apparently it was too weak.
Why does Lincoln like Ronnie Anne?
She is the only one that calls me "lamo."
Why is Ronnie Anne in love with Lincoln? Because he has a fat nugen.
Why can’t an Orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Malaysian Airlines Flight 303!
What does a gorilla attorney study?
The law of the jungle.
Hey, can you tell that a blonde likes you? She only gives you two nights in a row.
Why don't orphans go to Family Dollar? They don't have a family to go with 'em.
Why is an orphan crying about its family?
Because it can't "let it go."
Why did the orphan join the baseball team?
Because he knew when he got to third base he could head home.
Why doesn't the pirate go to the strip club?
Because he has ALL of the booty!
Why can't you make fun of a bunny's head?
Because they have a hare-line.
If you try to fail and you succeed, which one did you do?
I done a thing where we have chat hangouts with people that like Gwen or just want to hang out, do stuff.
All people are invited!
We have a lot! Enjoy!
Your forehead is so big I could use it to get free TV.
What do they feed a gorilla in Paris?
Ape Suzettes.
The CCP should be pleased. COVID is the longest thing to have ever been made in China.
How do you call a cute door?
A-door-able.
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Spider-Man: Homecoming.
How does the skeleton call his friends? With a tele-bone.