Worst Jokes Ever
Your life literally is as valuable as a summer ant. I'm just gonna stomp you, you're gonna keep coming back, I'm gonna seal up all my cracks, you're gonna keep coming back, why? Cause you keep smelling the syrup, you worthless bitchass nlgga! You're gonna stay on my dick until you die. You serve no purpose in life, your purpose in life is to be on my stream sucking on my dick daily. Your purpose in life is to be in that chat blowing a dick daily. Your life is nothing, you serve ZERO purpose. You should kill yourself, NOW! And give somebody else a piece of that oxygen and ozone layer that's covered up so we can breathe inside this blue trapped bubble. Cause what are you here for? To worship me? Kill yourself! I mean that with a hundred percent with a thousand percent.
Question: What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?
Answer: Dam.
What present did the armless kid get for Christmas?
He got gloves. Ohh, sorry, he could never open the present.
What’s the best way to make sure you don’t get COVID?
Suicide.
What's the difference between my dad and cancer?
My dad didn't beat the cancer.
In memory of Michael Jackson, Starbucks and various other establishments are introducing the Jackson tea. It's 50 year old water, with a 7 year old tea bag.
Why can't two Chinese people have a white baby? Because two "wongs" don't make a "white."
What is the similarity of a bomb and a baby?
When you drop them both, everyone screams.
What is another name for 9/11?
A forbidden game of Jenga.
I want to tell you a joke about 9/11... but I'm afraid it will be the bomb.
Your hairline is so big, Niagara Falls said, "Oh, looks like we've got some competition!"
Yo mama so fat, when she passed by the TV, I missed a whole season of SpongeBob.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Orange you glad to see me?
What is the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant woman?
You can unscrew a lightbulb.
The first thing the emo did at the party is to pin the gun to their head.
Why can't Helen Keller drive?
Because she is a girl.
TIL Ariana Grande is actually a pop singer.
I thought it was a fancy coffee for white supremacists.
TV: SCHOOL SHOOTING 13 DIED.
Father: Guns cause all these problems!
Kid playing FNAF security breach *bang* *Bang*
Kid: WOLF PU&EY WOLF PU^$Y WOLF PU*#Y
Did you know the F in orphan stands for family... Oh wait, haha.
We should stop making jokes about orphans before they tell their parents... Oh, continue.