Worst Jokes Ever
Your mama is so ugly! Ghostface from Scream won't even make that call!
Sometimes I feel ugly, then remember I have a brother, then I feel better.
Me: Yo mama so fat her alphabet starts with O.
My friend: What's that supposed to mean?
Me: O B C D.
Wanda and Daredevil have so much in common.
They both wear red, they're both in Marvel, and they both lost their Vision!
P.S. My brother made this up when he had no meds... I almost died.
What does ATM stand for?
Answer: Amy’s Terrible Mom.
😂🤣
You twin towers because I'm tryna ram in you tonight.
Q: I like elephants.
A: Everything else is irrelevant.
Today I asked my phone, Siri, why am I still single?
And I activated the front camera! 😭😭😭😭😭
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.
What comedy skill can’t any cripple master?
Stand up.
Why is there no toilet paper at KFC?
Because it's finger lickin' good!
"Osama bin Laden playing MW2 Air Strike inbound."
How do astronomers organize a party? They planet.
Just told Putin to get some b*tches.
Waiting for 3801 missiles to strike my house.
That one depressed friend.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because he can't get home.
Dad: If you study, then I will buy you a new iPhone.
Son: Okay, I'll do it!
5 hours later...
Son: I'm done!
Dad: I lied.
Son: So did I!
Your hairline is so big it took your mom a map to find it.
I made a website for orphans.
There’s no homepage.
They told me a mask was enough to get into the supermarket.
They lied, everybody else was also wearing pants.