Worst Jokes Ever
I always wanted to go to the store as a kid because I always wanted to look for my dad that went to go get the milk, but I could never find him.
My Dad said he got me from the shops, and I remembered what Grandpa said about him.
My mom and I went to a bank. Hard to say I never heard of it. The name is "Addison Banks."
LOL
Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the optometrist?
Because she’s dead.
Why does that kid have to stay in that orphanage?
He should just go to his mom and dad!
Why can't Helen Keller drive?
Because she is a girl.
Drop me in Afghanistan with a cigar, a Kobe jersey, a MAC-10, a Lambo Huracan with a bumper delete, and a Toyota Tacoma with an M249 on the back. Then I'll have Afghanistan as the 51st state by midnight.
What did the terrorist think to himself seconds before hitting the tower?
"Did I leave the stove on?"
Orange you glad to see me?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
What Did Iran Say To Oman?
"Oh man, I ran out of ideas!"
Well, at least my adoption fee cost more than you.
What is the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant woman?
You can unscrew a lightbulb.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What do you say to a kid in a trash compactor?
You looking a little square.
Yo mama is so fat, when she sat on Walmart, she lowered the prices.
What do a pimp and a farmer have in common?
They both need a hoe to stay in business.
Question: What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?
Answer: Dam.
Why am I so fat? When I was younger my mother said I should be the bigger person.
Hey! My name is Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?