Worst Jokes Ever
Yo momma is so stupid, she saw an anime and started eating a live rabbit, and thought she would get powers!
Why is America bad at playing Clash of Clans?
Because they already lost two towers.
Yo momma's like a cloud, when she disappears, it's a beautiful sunny day.
Yo mama's so fat, when Thanos snapped, she only lost a few kg.
Why is the bottom of the ocean so dark?
Because the Africans couldn't swim.
The cashier asked if I wanted to give my extra dollar to the poor. I said sure, and I got a Cash App notification for $1.
What is the fastest way to spread a rumor?
Telephone? No.
Television? No.
How then? Tell a woman!
People always tell me to say no to drugs, but if I'm talking to drugs, I probably said yes.
What's the most illegal activity in Africa?
Watering the plants.
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Finding half a worm!
Yo mama so fat, she costs 15 elixir, and 3 inferno towers can't kill her!
I got a job at a library. I got fired after 15 minutes. They told me it was because I put women's rights in the fiction section.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because they can’t home run.
What do you call a sneaky SCP-096?
The Spy Guy!
What's the difference between COVID and 9/11?
I've never heard of someone dying in a car accident, and the media blaming it on 9/11.
What do u call an Asian that was born at the wrong time?
Wrong тайминг.
What can’t a person with no arms do: if you're happy and you know it, clap your hands.
Follow me.
Why did the white girl come back from Africa?
Because there was no water for her to drink. I'm black.
Why do mountains never rest?
Because it’s ever-est.