Worst Jokes Ever
Dark humor.
What's the difference between you and a Barbie? There is no difference. Both of your faces are fake.
My dog is named Max, and he likes to eat dog food. Therefore, everyone named Max likes to eat dog food.
qestrrrr.
Don't touch my pickles - they are very picklish.
Why is Joe cool?
I got fired from a pickle factory for getting my finger caught in a slicer. They only gave *her* the day off with pay... unfair!
There were ten cats in a boat, and one jumped out. How many were left?
None, 'cause they are all copycats.
Verga.
Why did you say hi?
Because you wanted to.
Jake Paul is some ass.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
RX XD INBOUND!
Did you know that big black dicks can be weapons and can kill people?
Floyd Mayweather proved it when he gave it to Logan Paul in the ass.
Top 1 best football player π in the world.
βThe guy who tackles the Make-A-Wish kid!β
Q: What did one dead hooker say to the other dead hooker?
A: Nothing, dead hookers don't talk.
I put a Dalmatian in a washing machine and killed him.
Gemini, it is you who is trying to start such a big mess for no reason. I never said it had a charm or a lead roll. I just want love and spread kindness. PS: I use my brain. I use it all the time, just for your information. I just hope we can be friends.
Best, Gwen
Why did Draven eat curry?
I don't know, ask him.
Dravenγ
What's the difference between white people and Africans?.... The white people get water.
A friend of mine says "Baguette" all the time cuz she is French.