Worst Jokes Ever
Everyone reading this is gay!
What should more fun than slapping a baby?
Deez nutz.
What? Gay
PURDGAY
My class is my house is quite. I suck a dick, now one cares.
Fuck you!
When Stephen Hawking died, I assume his computer crash caused it.
What's so wrong about Trump being in office?
He steals all the cats.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Hair.
Hair who?
Hairhairhairhairhairhair!
My penis is too big for my dad to suck it, so my mum sucks it instead.
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What do you call a website that openly encourages racist posts?
I was gonna go to a shooting gallery, but I realized that schools aren't open on Sundays.
Climb high, climb far,
Get high, get far.
Do you want a book about gravity? I couldn’t put it down!
O Dario tem namorada?
My sister was at Sixth Street and someone stepped on her toes and she bled, so she called the police! XD
What's the difference between a mother and a pigeon?
One doesn't eat their husband out.
A gay couple actually goes to heaven. Turns out Jesus was a hypocrite.
Sex.
Which part of a vegetable is the hardest to eat?
The wheelchair.