Worst Jokes Ever
You're so fat, when someone calls you fat, you get depressed and cut you a slice of cake.
This midget in my school has two moms. I said, "Did your dad go get the milk?" He told me to shut up. I said, "I don’t shut up, I grow up like you should."
What's a shark's favorite sandwich? Peanut butter and jellyfish!
What is the similarity between women and freezers?
We like to put our meat in them.
You
You
You're the cow.
If humanity were to nominate the gayest country in the world, it would be Tel Aviv, honestly.
Your mom gay.
A neighbor went up to me and asked me where my parents were. When I said, "In the bed," my neighbor said, "Oooooohh, how long is the penis?" I said, "Wait here," and I interrupted my parents while they were doing some "business" and asked my dad the exact question he said. Then he spanked me.
Gwen: Bastard, dummy, and is the dang ding one who started this, because of you Gwen I am now bullied! It's not the unknown will it is a lot but mostly you! AND ANNOYING YOU SHALL BE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO WONDER EVERYONE HATES YOU!
Best, Tenya!
Why do orphans not play Call of Duty?
Because they have to land at houses.
Son: Dad, can I get a girlfriend?
Dad: Son, no, you are only 10, so no.
Son: Dad, I'm leaving to get a girlfriend.
Dad: Son, nooo, you are not my son!
Son: What did you say? *Son slaps the dad.*
Dad: Good, son, goodbye, get out of my home.
Son: Good, you can go move to a new home.
Q: Where did Helen Keller go to school? A: Anywhere she was home schooled.
How does NASA fart?
They fart with their ass-teroids.
"I fancy Hunter, my big sugar daddy," said the orphan, clearly lying.
What is the difference between a human and a tree?
A tree cannot walk, and a human can walk.
What is a good night's sleep, and what do I have for dinner today is what [I want to know].
What is the difference between a human and a human?
What's the difference between an egg and a wank?
You can beat an egg, but you can't beat a wank.
Have you ever stepped foot in Stephen Hawking's house? 'Cause he hasn't either.
Three copycats on a boat, one jumps off. How many are left? Zero, because they're copycats!