Worst Jokes Ever
Q: Why did the blind man fall into the well?
A: Because he couldn't see that well.
The joke is me.
I asked my zombie boyfriend, "Does he have a brain?" Because he's stupid asf.
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Yo mama is so stupid it takes her an hour to cook minute rice.
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
Ghoul-aid!
Hi.
Hi.
Hi? Bye.
I still to this day remember my grandpa's last words.
"I'M ALLERGIC TO FUCKING CATS!"
Hey mylady.
Hey bro.
Me mylady.
Me a bro.
Ahhhhhhh!
Sisters before misters.
I hope you get better.
I love you.
Who discovered Africa? Africos Nandos.
A husband and wife are crossing the street. The husband is explaining to the wife why you should always look both ways before crossing the street.
Man: "So you see, Dolly? You should always look both ways before crossing the street."
The man turns and looks to his wife, but she is not there!
Man: "Dolly? Dolly!"
The man looks around and sees Dolly laying dead on the street.
Man: "Dolly!"
Why can’t orphans play baseball/softball?
They never get to home!
What is the difference between the human race and a leaky faucet?
I love jokes about buses.
What is the difference between a comma and a period?
A comma gives you a pause, but a period gives you sleep.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
People named Joey are autistic and need to die fatty.