Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a deer with no legs and no eyes?
Still no idea. 😂
Good night, boys.
I like goodies.
Your grandma is pretty old; she'll die soon.
My son always said he wanted to skydive, so we went on a plane, and mid-flight, we had to jump out. The only issue is we were on a commercial flight to Arizona.
Anyone wanna buy me Season X on Fortnite?
What do Christians and gays have in common?
They both say, “Oh God” when they get on their knees.
Fam, you weaker than a polar bear!
My sexlife xddddddddd
The best night of my life was when I gave my virginity to my wife, and her last word was when she called me "Mommy" at the top of her lungs before I knocked her up 😍.
How do rappers like their pizza?
With extra bars and dough!
duha is gay hahahahahaha.
What's Reddit?
Kenshiro is already dead.
My people are starving. Stop Africa jokes. Not funny >:(
What's two lesbians in a tent?
A finger hut.
What did Saturday say on the day before Friday?
I’m thursty (Thursday).
So, the sea is on a computer but doesn't know how to search, so the computer said to the sea, "Search!"
Do you get it? SEArch.
Two Indians went to a fine restaurant. They ordered parathas with curry. HAHAHAHAHA
There is a Mexican sitting on a train.
The guy sitting next to him says, "I have a big dick."
The Mexican decides to get a lawnmower and some clippers. When he got off the train, the police found a dead body with no dick and pube hairs.
When my friend says I suck at something, I'm like, "U swallow."