Worst Jokes Ever
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Alec is bad at League?
Jokes, Jarid is, haha!
Hippity hoppity, women are property!
What's small, has no dad, and looks like Bugs Bunny?
Ben after he trips over the giant curb!
Do you know Helen Keller?
Yes.
Did you know she had a dog?...... Neither did she!
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
Depends how hard you can throw them.
Yahahlmsyw.
That stand for:
You are has a whole, let me show you why.
Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "A bad joke."
Yo momma so dumb, she washes her dishes in the river.
Why did the man decide to work at a pizza place?
Because he kneaded the dough!
Alle Kinder heißen Rune, außer einer Pussy.
What is the difference between a human and a can?
A human can walk and a can cannot walk.
What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato? A dick tater.
Why do people think that monsters are scary? Cuz they are so stupid.
What’s the difference between bossatron5678 and a gay man?
One isn’t retarded, and one isn’t gay; the gay man is dead.
9/11 happened... right?
The cops respond to 9-1-1... coincidence, I think not.
I thought fruit tasted good. I guess I was wrong.
My ex's love for me :(
I still love the dude sadly, but I won't take him back.
My bro said food was cool. So I threw a piece of cool chicken at him. For some reason, he hit me, OOF.
What do you get when you go to the beach and you get a tan on your feet?
Tan toes.