Worst Jokes Ever
How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of the crime?
I think they just hacked the "chrime."
Orphan: Throws a boomerang.
Boomerang: Comes back with his father.
Father: Goes to get milk.
Why did the female orphan become a prostitute?
Because she wanted someone to call "daddy".
Why did UK want Northern Ireland for more s***?
Did you hear about the blind prostitute?
Well, you got to hand it to her.
Mohamed Atta would probably be pretty mad at these posts.
Why can't orphans play cricket?
'Cause they don't know where the home is.
Orphans can be gay, no problem, because they have no one to disown them.
My roasts aren't funny. At least this shit gets me money.
Why did Russia put war on Ukraine for more nuts?
Why did the orphan cross the road?
His parents were on the other side!
As an orphan, every bag of chips is family size.
You're so skinny that your mom had to use a whole shampoo bottle on your head, but she still couldn’t find you.
Why is a priest called "father?" It's too weird to call them "daddy."
So, there was this kid, and he went to a store and said to a person there, "I'm emo." Then the person told the emo, "Why the hell are you here? Shouldn't you be hanging in a tree somewhere?"
Who jumps the highest?
The emos; some of them are still in the air.
Doctor: Congratulations!!!
Woman: Was it a successful delivery?
Doctor: No, it’s DiGiorno!
Yo mama is so fat that when she steps on a scale, it says "to be continued."
The day I saw people asking Lebron James whether he liked to play basketball, my thoughts be like: wait, so Lebron James is gay cuz he likes to play with them balls.
Old ladies are non existent.