Worst Jokes Ever

What did Yarn Yoshi say to Poochy whilst trying to solve a puzzle?

"Alright Poochy, it's time to get crafty!"

What did the dad say to the kid?

"U got to be kidding me."

Why did the chicken cross the road? To help Stephen Hawking cross!

Stephen Hawking died because he got hit by a RAM.

(Bob holds Deric's neck)

Deric: "Water, what are you doing?"

What do you call a bad pun?

The pun is not punny!

See, I was always told puns are funny.

But I can see now they aren't punny.

What movie do orphans hate most?

"Home Alone."

"Yeetus to the fetus."

Women are gay.

"Wheelchair" - HAHA!

What's written on the bottom of a Belgian swimming pool?

"No smoking."

Say: Eye Spell: Map Say: Ness

Why can't Jordan moan?

Because his parents are in the room next to him. Asleep.

What do you call cringe?

You.

Guess why Stephen died?? Because his wife forgot to put him on charge at night.

I don't want to taco about myself.

What were Stephen Hawking's last words?

The Windows XP log out sound.

Yo mama so stupid, when I told her she needed some cats, she came back with...

CRASH, ARENA, TURBO STARS!

A knife is like hallucinations, both in your head.

Why does Barry Bannan laugh when he plays football?

Because the grass tickles his balls because he's so short.